Wind_sunk_boat_3 I thought it might be fun to see how creative you readers out there are.  Submit the funniest caption for this photo and we will enshrine your name in this blog’s Hall of Fame (to be located in Ohio, of course, where all hall of fames apparently have to be)!

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64 responses to “Caption, Anyone?”

  1. Jeremy Sall Avatar
    Jeremy Sall

    For Sale:
    Beautiful boat with underground pool included.

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  2. mom Avatar
    mom

    Does anyone have a bucket?

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    Anonymous

    Beautiful boat for sale! (Slight water damage.)
    I meant to say NEW INTERIOR and BILGE PUMP!
    Make an offer!!!

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  4. Jim Kloosterman Avatar
    Jim Kloosterman

    Dive! Dive! Take her to periscope level.

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  5. Mike Cormier Avatar
    Mike Cormier

    For Sale! (as is, where is)
    Photos available upon request.

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  6. Teebo Avatar
    Teebo

    Boat slip available.

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  7. Staci Eibert Avatar
    Staci Eibert

    What are you “sinking” about?
    (Out of integrity, I cannot take credit for that quote. It’s from a language commercial)

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  8. Jon Avatar
    Jon

    Wanted: Crane

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  9. Benjamin Eibert Avatar
    Benjamin Eibert

    PLUG?! I thought I was testing the boot adherance strength of the Deck Flexion Gasket!

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  10. steve Avatar
    steve

    Nice boat for sale. Excellent for fishing, scuba or Marine biology. Master state room has built private jaccuzi.

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  11. Teebo Avatar
    Teebo

    For Sale – Going fast! Deep draft boat. Water cooled engines.

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    Anonymous

    For our patrons safety, your seat doubles as a life preserver!

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  13. Roberto Sanchez Avatar
    Roberto Sanchez

    For sale: Just finished washing, just needs coat of wax

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    Anonymous

    Chris, You don’t need a boat to have fun on the water. See attached.
    If this is to funny you don’t need to post it.

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  15. Christopher M. George Avatar
    Christopher M. George

    “I think, we’re going to need a bigger boat” Jaws

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    Anonymous

    If you’re looking for the best buy on a boat, we ‘founder’ for you!

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    Anonymous

    Boat for sale at a price not too hard to fathom!

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  18. Jim Kloosterman Avatar
    Jim Kloosterman

    Boat for Sale; huge live well.

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  19. Josh Brieger Avatar
    Josh Brieger

    Boat docking rentals for cheap!
    Prices are sinking.

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  20. Alpesh Avatar
    Alpesh

    Nice boat available , able to double as a submarine and great for underwater fishing.

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  21. Trevor K Avatar
    Trevor K

    For Sale: Houseboat with indoor pool. Handyman’s special.

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  22. Trevor Kehoe Avatar
    Trevor Kehoe

    “Honey, where’s the wet/dry shopvac? Someone called to look at the boat.”

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  23. Chris Payne Avatar
    Chris Payne

    I bought this from my pastor. He told me it was a “holy” boat.
    I misunderstood.

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  24. Wendy Avatar
    Wendy

    Cheap Boat for Sale. HURRY – this one will not stay on the dock for long. Must see to appreciate.

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  25. DaveC Avatar
    DaveC

    Well, at least this happened here and not in the middle of the lake.

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  26. Greg Hill Avatar
    Greg Hill

    “John! I knew we’d hit rock bottom by the end of the year! -Go get some paper towels!”

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    Anonymous

    “Help!!! I wanted to take Orrin’s boat out for a spin and well to say the least Captain we have a problem. So the plan is we sell it and it becomes that guys job to get it out of there.” Shh Orrin’s in MI.

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  28. Tom Avatar
    Tom

    Today’s The Day!!

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  29. dean clouse Avatar
    dean clouse

    Boat for sale, cleaned inside and out. Great ocean view. Need new captain.

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  30. Peter Avatar
    Peter

    “Flat Footin Don’t Get It”

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    Anonymous

    FREE boat, like new,needs minor repairs with the purchase of a boat slip.

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  32. Anthony C Avatar
    Anthony C

    “I wonder how much they’re asking for it?”

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  33. Nik E. DaPhish Avatar
    Nik E. DaPhish

    Boat Sale this Weekend: Rock Bottom Prices!

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  34. DWClark Avatar
    DWClark

    All right Santa, who got their kid a submarine for Chrismas?

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    Anonymous

    So far, I think Wendy as the best AD for the boat.

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  36. Matt Franks Avatar
    Matt Franks

    Looking for movie extras for new upcoming movie ……Titanic 2

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  37. Jeff Harris Avatar
    Jeff Harris

    Wanted:
    River guide looking for ship mate with bucket hauling experience. Life insurance included with salary. Act now! We are anxiously waiting for your phone call.

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  38. Krazee Avatar
    Krazee

    RARE FRANCHISE OPPORTUNITY!! Own your own “Mel Fisher’s” Treasure Museum.

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  39. Leslie Avatar
    Leslie

    LAST CHANCE!!!

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  40. Capt Bill Avatar
    Capt Bill

    HELP WANTED: CAPTAIN
    Must have working knowledge of bilge pumps.Other boat maintainance experience helpful.

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  41. Lester s Avatar
    Lester s

    Yep, the hole comes with it! get er now, she’s a goin’ FAST!

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  42. dean clouse Avatar
    dean clouse

    Now that I think about it, this boat reminds me of the management at my last job. “Lets get a bucket and start bailing water quick, but ignore the gaping hole in the bottom. Oh, well, we can’t hire anyone to bail fast enough so lets sell the place. Don’t bug me with your puny ideas of fixing the problem, we know the problem, it is all the water on the boat!”
    What, you worked there too?

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  43. James Deming Avatar
    James Deming

    is fine print legal if it is underwater?

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  44. Garrett Mees Avatar
    Garrett Mees

    Honey, I get this sinking feeling that I forgot to turn off the faucet before we came ashore.

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  45. Phillip Wickey Avatar
    Phillip Wickey

    New! Authentic! Brand New Toilet Drain Installed!

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  46. FSBurgett Avatar
    FSBurgett

    Todays the day!

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  47. FSBurgett Avatar
    FSBurgett

    Todays the Day!

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  48. Sam Quick Avatar
    Sam Quick

    Honey, Please call the insurance company and thank them for buying our boat.

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  49. Mark Carlisle Avatar
    Mark Carlisle

    For Sale: Great House Boat… Submarine conversion kit included.

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  50. misham64 Avatar

    Slightly Used Yacht. Beautiful Aquarium. Central Cleaning System.

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