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23 responses to “Caption Contest #18”
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Pennsyvannia troopers found that setting up a roadblock was the only way to finally catch the notorious Gas Pump Hose Thief.
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Do you know why I pulled you over?
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“The reason I pulled you over is because your Liscence Plate light seemed a little dim”
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HA HA HA no officer Its my uh uh static strap
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Officer. This is a new fueling method similar to jet fighters. I am waiting for my buddy to drive next to me, he is going to grab the hose and add fuel to my tank. That way I can quickly get to my buddies that are on island of ice in the middle of the lake.
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Sir, this is a drunk driving road block. I’m going to ask you to breath on the end of this hose and . . . .
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The three officers weren’t sure who should handle the girl driving the dodge truck. Earl, having the orange vest, volunteered, thinking that perhaps he’d be the least likely one to get run over by her.
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“Ma’am, were you just at the Chevron station at Fifth and Main?”
“Officer, how did you know?”LikeLike
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well officer.. the sign did say gas and go?
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Sir, it said “gas and go”…
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What’s that officer? Oh. . . I thought I heard a noise back there.
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The officer on the left was heard saying, “I have to get a picture of this, otherwise no one will ever believe me.”
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“This is just a routine check point to check on drivers’ licenses, registrations and insurance. Oh, by the way, did you know that you have a gas pump hose hanging on your gas filler?”
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Just another NASCAR fan duplicating their favorite driver, but they left the hose in on a splash & go…
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Do I know “there’s a gas hose hanging out your fill pipe?”
Can’t say as I do, but if you’d care to handle the 1st verse, I’ll do my best to join with you on the chorus!LikeLike
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Well officer, I always have trouble getting that nozzle thingy into that fill pipe thingy and I thought doing it this way would make it so much easier and quicker for me. Don’t you think so?
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Chirs Brady’s First shot at a patent… Always has to be a first.
Dodge AfterburnerLikeLike
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I’m not as think as you drunk I am occifer…
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And “You Guys” thought women were bad drivers!
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No I didn’t leave the gas station without paying, why do you ask?
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You just can’t make this stuff up!
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I was just so excited after leaving the TEAM leadership Convention in Michigan thinking of all the names to put on my list……….
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Sorry, I got gas.
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