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35 responses to “Caption Contest #34”

  1. Dan Trusty Avatar
    Dan Trusty

    Forget the carwash. We’re off to the dry cleaners!

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  2. Jim Cricket Mungo Avatar
    Jim Cricket Mungo

    All I know is a minute ago I was with this sweet little girl and now I’m sticking to… this thing. How did you get here?

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  3. freetrusty Avatar

    Forget the carwash. We’re off to the dry cleaners!

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  4. brian barrett Avatar
    brian barrett

    They think we are crazy. I think I showed this guy the TEAM

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  5. Jim Cricket Mungo Avatar
    Jim Cricket Mungo

    TEAM Bear Hugs off to St. Louis. I didn’t see them at the conference, there were rumors they lost their luggage, got sick or stuck at the air port. TEAM Bear Hugs didn’t have enough stuff(ing) to get through their Obstacles.

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  6. David C. in Albuquerque Avatar
    David C. in Albuquerque

    For the caption contest #34
    “New automotive software could be a bear.”

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  7. QDMAMAN Avatar
    QDMAMAN

    Roger Clemens on his way to spring training after a summer on the carnival crcuit. How many milk bottles sacrificed themselves so that the rocket could pursue his dream?

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  8. Joe B., St. Louis Avatar
    Joe B., St. Louis

    Bill never did come to grips with the Cancellation of the Care Bears TV Show back in 1988. Procrastinating for 20 yrs Bill finally storms the Studios of ABC with his 63 stuffed friends. Bill reported to the AP after being pepper sprayed by a security guard at ABC , “I accepted the cancellation of my Pretty Pony but I drew the line with the Care Bears. I thought, What’s next? I had to take a stand” Subsequently, Bill was handcuffed and escorted by law enforcement out of the ABC Studios. He was promised a Care-a-lot TShirt and an autographed copy of Episode #143 Coconut Crazy if he promised to stop the hate mail and never step foot on the ABC parking lot again.

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  9. Mike in St. Louis Avatar
    Mike in St. Louis

    Michael Jackson’s most recent purchase of a vehicle has more than one parent raising their eyebrows.

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  10. Tim Corzine Avatar
    Tim Corzine

    You’re looking at Hillary Clinton’s latest campaign efforts at being a transparent leader by showing everyone what’s really in her closet.

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  11. T. Frazee Avatar

    “Well Martha, welcome to Daytona Bike Week! Happy Anniversay honey, I love you”

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  12. Ian from Texas Avatar

    Chris Brady driving the Obstacles-mobile.
    You asked for collaboration.
    You got it.
    Ian from Texas

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  13. Nate G Avatar
    Nate G

    YIKES!! We need to be safer and have more cusion in case of an accident. Must save the car!

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  14. lisatower Avatar
    lisatower

    it’s cheaper than installing new airbags

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  15. JaredFeaster Avatar
    JaredFeaster

    If think my van is funny you check out the trailer behind me.

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  16. CM Avatar
    CM

    “I’m gonna love ’em, and hug ’em and squeeze ’em.”

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  17. Cathy Avatar
    Cathy

    “Lions and tigers and bears! Oh, my!!”

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  18. Carmen Jimenez Avatar
    Carmen Jimenez

    “This is the last time we forget dryer sheets!”

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  19. Mike Avatar
    Mike

    “bear-asites” are always along for the ride, hoping to get a scrap of food or “something for nothing.”

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  20. Owen Derry Avatar
    Owen Derry

    For his third wish from the genie, Bubba coulda’ swored he said “Babe magnet.”

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  21. Mike Avatar
    Mike

    An Un”bear”able load

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  22. Julie Avatar
    Julie

    The new Dodge Bear-a-van

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  23. Ian Avatar

    God only knows whats stuck on all those bears and how long they have been on their.
    yuck!

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  24. Matt Tisdale Avatar
    Matt Tisdale

    I told my wife to get those bears out of the house before May. Maybe I should have been more specific.
    Matt From Michigan

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  25. RichardQ Avatar
    RichardQ

    Honey, I told you we had too many of these these teddy bears. I can “bearly” see out of the windshield!

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  26. RichardQ Avatar
    RichardQ

    Oh Puleeeeze, can’t you just bear with me a little bit longer?

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  27. Jim Cricket Mungo Avatar
    Jim Cricket Mungo

    Chris, I’m slightly disappointed None of the caption CONTEST winners were mentioned in St. Louis. I thought I had a real shot with some of them.
    Cricket

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  28. Chris Brady Avatar
    Chris Brady

    Crickett:
    You’ll have to talk to my lawyers! That was the original plan, but apparently we are not as free in this free country as one would think. BTW, yours were pretty funny! Keep them coming!
    Chris

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  29. Ashley Avatar
    Ashley

    Which way to the nearest carnival? Those games are easy!

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  30. Kevin H Avatar

    Ken Jennings goes to the carnival

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  31. Kevin H Avatar

    Ken Jennings goes to the carnival

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  32. Andrea Avatar
    Andrea

    A new generation of Grateful Dead fans ๐Ÿ™‚

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  33. Mike Krauskopf Avatar
    Mike Krauskopf

    They must be towing a “honey” wagon.

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  34. Mike Avatar
    Mike

    Just got back for the local carnival…look what I won…(not to mention it cost a fortune to play all those games)

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  35. Ray Zimmerman Avatar
    Ray Zimmerman

    Obstacles hurst, ” but we will look like a funny in front of our friends “

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