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you need lots of leverage to move an obstacle this large.
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You need lots of leverage to move an obstacle this large!
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Looking at that rock, I really wish we could get all the engineers on the team together to make a trebuchet! Three questions, how far would it go, how much damage would it make, and how big would that trebuchet have to be? Anyone game to set it up?
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Honey, I asked you not to take that corner so fast with the load that we are carrying, trying to keep up with Chris.
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What happens when your actions aren’t in line with your words ……. 150 Tons of lopsidedness , and a broken vehicle !
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Cletus: Well Bubba, How we gonna change that?
Bubba: Git me another beer whiles I thinks about it.
(Two days later)
Cletus: Bubba did you figger out how to change that tire?
Bubba: What tire?LikeLike
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Oops, I really didn’t mean to throw it that hard when I tossed it up in the truck.
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If there is a load you have to bear
That you can’t carry
I’m right up the road
I’ll share your load
If you just call me
So just call on me brother, when you need a hand
We all need somebody to lean on
I just might have a problem that you’d understand
We all need somebody to lean on
Lean on me when you’re not strong
And I’ll be your friend
I’ll help you carry on
For it won’t be long
Till I’m gonna need
Somebody to lean onLikeLike
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something along the lines of not having the right tools for the job. ie:95%teachings for 5% results
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Just like every man has his limits, every truck has its limits.
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Get me a sledgehammer, and the top 50 mildred. This is gonna take a while!!
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Get me a sledgehammer, and the top 50 mildred. This is gonna take a while!!
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Sometimes even a reallly big dog can bite off more than it can chew.
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What did I tell you about putting the big boulders in the center of the dump truck?
Chris I really appreciate your style of leadership. It reminds me a lot of what Sam Walton talks about in Made In America. Keep up the great leadership and we will try to keep learning and following. Although we are going to have to watch those big boulders around the corners, those little suckers really jump out at you.
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After selecting “I want to ROCK” on his new cd player, and cranking up the 400 watt sound system in his “Rock-Hauler 3000”, Cletus soon realized that sometimes you get exactly what you ask for.
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Rock n ———-Roll
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Rock n ———— Roll
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…plan…do…check…adjust…
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“I TOLD you, we should have tied it down!”
(I would like to see the machine that put that mountain in there)LikeLike
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Learn from mistakes, preferrably those of others. Think, think, do. Large, public mistakes are more painful than small, private mistakes.
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What we need is a kite. After all, there are now those scientists that believe that is what was used for Stonehenge, the pyramids, etc.
Granted, the wind has to blow 20 MPH or more, but a couple of people could more this – the direction of the wind easier than this truck is. The ultimate in “green” energy.LikeLike
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Obsatcle may be larger than they appear.
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Would this have happened if it was a “Tonka” truck remember the old commercial of a tonka going over the cliff and surviving. Those were tough trucks this one is not
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Anybody see the need to take a dump?
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“Ok…. now where’s that giant?”
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Bubba: But sir, the load shifted when I went around the corner.
Supervisor: How fast were you going?
Bubba: As fast as I could get the job doneLikeLike
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The pastor said, if I put the Large rocks in first, and then the smaller ones, and then the sand, and then the water… I think I am going to need a bigger truck.
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He should have had a V8.
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The National Dump Truck Driver Convention (NDTDC) got underway today led by forerunner Hank “Hard Driving” Willie with this attempt to carry the rock of Gibraltar. When the axel grease mixed with the antifreeze and spewed into the crankshaft/gear piston the result was mayhem. When questioned about the resulting failure of the “HAUL” Hard Driving Hank,(with Phd’s from two major colleges in the area, Drunken U and Greased State Community College.) replied “Whut en Tar-Nation? I taught I had dat’ dern’ ting’ tied down. (slurp) Well… mussa had sometin’ ta do wit da loader. Ain’t my fault…I gess da driver!”
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This is what would really happen in one of those 1/2 ton pickup truck commercials if they dropped a load of rocks into the bed from 20 feet up like they always show as a “dramatization”
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Rosco “Can’t hear ya in my left Ear” McComb finally agreed to get that long need hearing aid after his last job went South.
Roscoe: “Who knew the company wanted me to haul rocks from Bone Bend. I could of sworn he said Stonehenge”LikeLike
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…the essense of the “S” Business; commendable in effort, always limited in results.
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Everybody Lean to the LEFT… I said left not RIGHT!
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After seeing and hearing Chris rattle off the things we worry about outside our circle of influence in Saginaw (and other things he talks incredibly fast at) I ran accross this bit of “Rattle” about the often used word “UP”
CRAZY English language!
There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is ‘UP.’ It is listed in the dictionary as being used as an [adv], [prep], [adj], [n] or [v].
It’s easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP? At a meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do we speak UP, and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report? We call UP our friends and we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car. At other times the little word has a real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think excuses UP.
To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special. And this up is confusing:
A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP.
We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night. We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP !
To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP , look the word UP in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4 of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions.
If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don’t give UP , you may wind UP with a hundred or more.
When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP .When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP. When it rains, it wets the earth UP. When it doesn’t rain for awhile, things dry UP
One could go on & on, about UP, but I’ll wrap it UP , for now …..my time is UP , so time to……
Oh, one more thing…….
What is the first thing you do in the morning & the last thing you do at night? U P
……….Now I’ll shut UP
Thanks for your Humor!!LikeLike
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-This is going to change our timing, not our goal.
(PDCA)
-We can learn for this set back and move forward to bigger and better things.LikeLike
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Even toddlers can be off balance, its not the amount of the load, it’s all about maintaining balance!
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Look Marge, I found a landscaping rock for the front yard. I know the perfect spot right next to where I park the limo.
You got to check out this video “Cletus Take the Reel”.
You need to do a remake and call it “Cletus Take my Club”.LikeLike
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This is a picture of Pastor Dickie and Mark Huber bringing the Rock of Gibraltar back from a trip to the South of Spain. They only had two problems: First, there was no way that truck was going to make it through the Chunnel; and second, there was no way they could hide it under their wet underwear to make it through customs after swimming in the Mediterranean.
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keep on a rockin!!!!!
The power of not knowing your limits and being unwilling to have others put them on you! Never, never ever give up.LikeLike
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actually this is a grain of sand, the truck is really small
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i think i can! i think i can! i think i can! i think i can!
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This would be one of those times the words “ROCK AND ROLL” means something completely different.
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Here’s where you pray that that rock WON’T roll!
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CAUTION! Load may shift without warning!
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While listening to a TEAM CD, the driver suddenly realized he needed to shift his priorities and get balance in his life.
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Contents loaded by weight. Some shifting and settling may occur during shipping.
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Like A Rock, I was strong as I could be , like a rock, nothing ever got to me, like a rock
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Good afternoon Mr. Brady,
My name is Mary; I have been associated with Team for about eight months now and am the Associate Editor of Cuyahoga Community College’s student newspaper, the High Point. I majoring in Journalism with the hopes of having a positive impact through the media. I had the pleasure of meeting Terri and you in St. Louis, which inspired me to begin writing a book review on “Launching a Leadership Revolution” in the student newspaper. I know you are EXTREMLY busy, but if you have any time to share your input on this idea or any quotes you would like to offer to a student newspaper. Thank you for your time and any response!
Thank you!
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Why am I suddenly getting flashbacks of brontoribs???
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Yabba dabba DOOOO!!! Wilma is gonna LOOOOOVE this new addition to the house Barney.
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