FunnyNever fear, my three dear readers, this blog will be back in action soon.  I have been busier than a cat with a long tail in a room full of rocking chairs, er, eh, I mean a mosquito in a nudist colony, well, you get what I mean.  In the mean time, while I am taxing my brain and my schedule to come up with a real post that might actually have value to someone, feel free to distract yourself with perhaps our funniest photo yet.  Enjoy.  (Click on it to enlarge)

CB

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58 responses to “Caption Contest #44”

  1. Carmine Villani Avatar
    Carmine Villani

    I found that stopping on a dime will result in an endo,

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  2. Jim Kloosterman Avatar
    Jim Kloosterman

    Gotter Dammer (sign in background) handlebars in my crotch!

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  3. lisatower Avatar
    lisatower

    Just then Bob realized why most motorcyclist wear full-face helmets. Tim

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  4. jarrett kellan Avatar
    jarrett kellan

    “Gotterdammering! This is gonna hurt!!”

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  5. Robert McCotter Avatar
    Robert McCotter

    The Schnozberries taste like Schnozberries!!!

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  6. DaveC Avatar
    DaveC

    Oy Vey!!!
    Mrs DaveC

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  7. DaveC Avatar
    DaveC

    The brake test on the new bike was a success, but, sadly to say, the test rider has not yet regained consciousness in the hospital.

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  8. Robert McCotter Avatar
    Robert McCotter

    The schnozberries taste like schnozberries!!!

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  9. Kevin Avatar
    Kevin

    German BMX

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  10. Kevin Avatar
    Kevin

    Brown shoes and white socks…. goin down in style.

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  11. RichardQ Avatar
    RichardQ

    When they put that stop light post there, they really really meant STOP!

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  12. Kevin Avatar
    Kevin

    Newsflash: Absolute hysteria downtown, as two buses full of denim-clad alien-tourists invade!

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  13. John Avatar
    John

    If you would drive a Lexus RX300, then you could calmly stand and get your photo taken instead of wondering where your bicycle mounted water bottle is going to go when you crash while riding your bicycle.

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  14. Nathan Avatar
    Nathan

    What does that Lexus add say??? Ouch!!!

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  15. Phyllis Hoff Avatar
    Phyllis Hoff

    Chris:
    I am just glad you are back. I missed you.
    Phyllis

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  16. Joshua Hendrickson Avatar

    When you’re in the battle of life, failure is an event, not a person. Just remember to PDCA (Plan Do Check Adjust) because events like this would be painful to keep repeating.

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  17. Joshua Hendrickson Avatar

    When you’re in the battle of life, failure is an event, not a person. Just remember to PDCA (Plan Do Check Adjust) because events like this would be painful to keep repeating.

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  18. Joshua Hendrickson Avatar

    When you’re in the battle of life, failure is an event, not a person. Just remember to PDCA (Plan Do Check Adjust) because events like this would be painful to keep repeating.

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  19. brenda Avatar
    brenda

    Looks like the “You’re about to hit the post, idiot” sensors don’t work on bikes either!

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  20. brenda Avatar
    brenda

    The magic of seeing big.

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  21. DaveC Avatar
    DaveC

    “Oh, now I can read the fine print on the sign on this traffic signal pole, ‘No bicycle riding on sidewalk!’”

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  22. DaveC Avatar
    DaveC

    Man in white shirt in front of second bus to bicylclist in front of first bus, “Yah, that is the way the race is to go, just past where that dumkopf ran into that light post.”

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  23. Tony Forcier Avatar
    Tony Forcier

    Having your brakes checked before the big race…….PRICELESS!!!!!!!

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  24. Josh Dickerson Avatar
    Josh Dickerson

    Chris,
    Too funny! We know the busy times you all are going thru right now in order to protect Freedom in this great nation of ours. We will stand by and wait and enjoy your humor. Keep focused and keep the brain working in the proper direction, FORWARD!
    Thanks for everything,
    Josh and Erika Dickerson
    TITANS, LETS ROLL!

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  25. Nancy Avatar
    Nancy

    Good Morning Chris,
    Welcome back. Your humor is GREAT. Thank you to YOU, Terri, and ALL the leaders who have taken their time and money to protect our FREEDOM. The leaders of TEAM and their families are truley men and women of CHARACTER, the kind of character that can be DUPLICATED.
    I like the “Let’s Roll” words I keep seeing. We all know how they originated. So let’s keep on climbing – one step at a time and preserve FREEDOM for ALL.
    God Bless you all, Nancy and Let’s Roll !!

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  26. Jerry Stewart Avatar
    Jerry Stewart

    Farvegnugen!

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  27. coach Avatar
    coach

    Hans who hesitates is ……

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  28. Keyser Soze Avatar
    Keyser Soze

    Chris, this IS the “funniest photo yet.” That guy is wearing ALL denim!

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  29. John Avatar
    John

    The Europeans are a very progressive community. They not only made it acceptable to relieve themselves in public, but they now figued out how to do this without getting off their bikes.
    Thanks for all you’re doing.
    John

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  30. Ryan in Minneapolis Avatar
    Ryan in Minneapolis

    That really hurt, and it’s how I react that will determine my character. Who’s fault was this? The guy who put the pole there!

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  31. Dave Nelson Avatar
    Dave Nelson

    Men watching women + doing anything else = disaster

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  32. ryan whelpley Avatar
    ryan whelpley

    whose fault is it? i’ll tell you whose fault it is.it is the fault of the guy who put the pole there

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  33. Eve LeVeque Avatar
    Eve LeVeque

    Thanks to Global Warming, Josh the Superbiker can finally unstick his tongue from the pole

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  34. Josh LeVeque Avatar
    Josh LeVeque

    Explain this Al Gore. How much does the earth have to warm for this poor guys tongue to come loose?

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  35. Adam Slater Avatar
    Adam Slater

    No matter what your claim, your in good hands with Allstate!

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  36. Anthony C Avatar
    Anthony C

    Distraction-the act of losing focus in the midst of a journey which inevitably ends up in disaster

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  37. Kevin Avatar
    Kevin

    Wilbur Johnson standing by his magnetic light pole. Bill Pedalpusher with his metal plate in his head highlight a significant drawback of this new device.

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  38. Garry Odom Avatar
    Garry Odom

    Dear…Can you pick up the riders other leg… out of the street? I think he needs it.

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  39. Sam Quick Avatar
    Sam Quick

    Did you get that on tape? It’s perfect for AFV’s

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  40. Daddybigs Avatar
    Daddybigs

    guy on bike: “Can you take the picture again I blinked.” Doug in Naples

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  41. Nate (BBNQ) Avatar
    Nate (BBNQ)

    Does “an idiot in an upward trend beat a genius in a downward trend” apply to this?

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  42. RichardQ Avatar
    RichardQ

    Wow!!! Look at that big giant rock on that truck over th—, owwwwww! I guess I shoulda been looking at this light pole.

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  43. Becky Avatar
    Becky

    oh no!!!!!! That’s terrible!
    You think it’s funny– then it happens to you
    What did Holger have to say about this? ; )
    Peace in Christ,
    Becky

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  44. Con Tucker Avatar
    Con Tucker

    One of the many downsides to narcolepsy.

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  45. DaveC Avatar
    DaveC

    “I’m gonna take this light pole and love it and hug it and squeeze it and never let it go.”

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  46. jenny chertos Avatar
    jenny chertos

    why doing anything while talking on a cell phone is a bad idea.

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  47. QDMAMAN Avatar
    QDMAMAN

    Look Mom, no Hans!
    Big T

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  48. Lester s Avatar
    Lester s

    …well oficer, this pole jumped out in front of me… some tourist with a camera made me swerve before I could stop. thats how I got this pole up my nose.

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  49. Alicia Gaglio Avatar
    Alicia Gaglio

    Who put that pole there???

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