As promised, our second caption contest of the year!  Same prize for the winner as the last one!

Tractor scramble
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83 responses to “Caption Contest 2009.2”

  1. Shawn Avatar
    Shawn

    This is what happens when farmers try to play Leap Frog!

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  2. Cathy Avatar
    Cathy

    I guess I should have payed closer attention to the folks who were trying to teach me how to do this stuff . . . Maybe I need to go to that seminar after all . . .

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  3. BJ Baker Avatar
    BJ Baker

    JED: “Well lookey thar Cletus… that thar tractor done did one of them summer-salts”
    CLETUS: “Yup… you reckon we can still drive it to town?”

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  4. Bob Avatar
    Bob

    No, you’re not supposed to scoop up the tractor! It’s the DIRT you’re after!!

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  5. Sunshine1@time Avatar
    Sunshine1@time

    Bubba forgot to check upline before diggin’ depth in the wrong spot.

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  6. TAMMY Avatar
    TAMMY

    Did someone miss the adjustment part of the PDCA in the mentor step in the 8 Step Patern.

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  7. Rob W Avatar
    Rob W

    “See Bubba, I told you I could do it. Believe and achieve….”

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  8. Rick Cooley Avatar
    Rick Cooley

    You know, with a little work she could be ready for next years plowing…

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  9. Randy Avatar
    Randy

    Sub compact’s are Government required even on the farm?????

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  10. Karson A. Lacy Avatar
    Karson A. Lacy

    It’s easy, he said. You could do it in your sleep, he said. The tractor does all the work, he said. Ha!

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  11. Jean Aucoin Avatar
    Jean Aucoin

    Here’s another predicament you’ve gotten us into Ollie.

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  12. Paul Baggett Avatar
    Paul Baggett

    Bobs company started to fold under, so he decided to go to the Major.

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  13. Doug Hines Avatar
    Doug Hines

    Three Tractor Wrecks
    Healthy- Can’t plant the corn!
    Wealthy- This is going to cost a bundle to fix!
    Wise- Who’s going to tell the boss!

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  14. Michael Battaglia Avatar
    Michael Battaglia

    Fred is beginning to wonder if maybe he should switch to Light Beer

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  15. Brian Avatar
    Brian

    CAUTION: Mona Vie powered tractors are too fast for normal human reflexes!

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  16. Paul Windemuller Avatar
    Paul Windemuller

    “Well Cletus, I know you always wanted to design tractors, but couldn’t you do it on a computer or something?!

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  17. Jonathon Jones Avatar
    Jonathon Jones

    If I keep at it, I just know that someday I will be a transformer too! I am more than meets the eye!

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  18. Brittany Avatar
    Brittany

    This is what your body looks like without Mona Vie….we told you you were going to die someday

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  19. Shaun Avatar
    Shaun

    I feel like I’m spinnin’ my wheels… better PDCA with my mentor!

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  20. Christina Avatar
    Christina

    it won 1st place in a tractor pull contest!

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  21. Christina Avatar
    Christina

    it won 1st place in a tractor pull contest!!

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  22. Colleen Avatar
    Colleen

    Oops…don’t tell Dad maybe he won’t notice.

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  23. Matt Franks Avatar
    Matt Franks

    An “Attorney’s Playground” ….they have to run over things to get where they need to go.

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  24. Nik Palomaki Avatar
    Nik Palomaki

    This must be what Orrin meant by “reverse-depth”?!

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  25. Lyn Marty Avatar
    Lyn Marty

    Cletus died of dehydration. He tried to dig his well after he was thirsty.

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  26. Jesse Mitchell Avatar
    Jesse Mitchell

    Reverse Engineering

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  27. Brent Campau Avatar
    Brent Campau

    Based on the last winner, I’m going to have to say…..
    Get on system, show the plan, go to the Open, go to the Seminar, go SuperStar then Power Player, go to the Major, go Black Diamond, change culture and glorify God in the process….Oh and stop worrying about your stupid tractor.

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  28. dean clouse Avatar
    dean clouse

    The latest effects of increasing the farm subsidies?

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  29. Andrew Woodcox Avatar
    Andrew Woodcox

    Hey, Bubba! Go get the duct tape!

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  30. Andrew Woodcox Avatar
    Andrew Woodcox

    Hey, Bubba! Go get the duct tape!

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  31. Andrew Woodcox Avatar
    Andrew Woodcox

    Hey, Bubba! Go get the duct tape!

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  32. Owen Derry Avatar
    Owen Derry

    “Congress, the Federal Reserve, Fannie Mae, Ginnie Mae, Freddie Mac, George, and a whole bunch of other people have all done a FANTASTIC job of designing this tractor,” said Mr. Obama. “With another trillion dollars or so, I think I can get it working.”

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  33. Andy Young Avatar

    We’re gettin’ a little ahead of ourselves here.

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  34. John Avatar

    Success begins with information from the correct source: This is what happens when the UP-DOWN label on the front loader is reversed.

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  35. Tom Tanner Avatar
    Tom Tanner

    If I keep going on this 45 year plan I will be able to kiss my own butt goodbye!

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  36. Jim Kloosterman Avatar
    Jim Kloosterman

    There, now if I hit the lever to lift the bucket that should flip this puppy right back on the trailer.

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  37. Nathan H Avatar

    I don’t need no bidness, I’m doing perty good!

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  38. Mark Avatar
    Mark

    She thinks my tractor’s sexy

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  39. Gabe Crowther Avatar
    Gabe Crowther

    Hey Bubba, did you remember ta put the tractor away afore the tarnada gits here? Oh, never mind.

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  40. Julie Sagnimeni Avatar
    Julie Sagnimeni

    This is your brain. … This is your brain on drugs.
    – or more appropriately –
    This is our nation. … This is our nation under Obama.
    Any questions?

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  41. Stephen Manczyk Avatar
    Stephen Manczyk

    With the right tools, we can fix anything! ๐Ÿ˜€

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  42. Bob Avatar
    Bob

    Sunshine,
    That is toooooo funny!!!!!
    Thanks! I needed that laugh!!

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  43. lisatower Avatar
    lisatower

    Transformers…more than meets the eye…

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  44. Dave & Mely Arndt Avatar
    Dave & Mely Arndt

    He folded under pressure because he hadn’t followed the system that was set out for him to follow.

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  45. Dave & Mely Arndt Avatar
    Dave & Mely Arndt

    He folded under pressure because he hadn’t followed the system that was set out for him to follow.

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  46. Phyllis Hoff Avatar
    Phyllis Hoff

    Well, he must have ran out of encouragement and gas for the engine and then just quit, instead of staying the course.

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  47. Doug Hines Avatar
    Doug Hines

    THREE TRACTOR WRECKS(positive)
    Healthy- We, now get to plant the seeds of greatness!
    Wealthy- As we watch, water, and the help the seeds grow, eventually the harvest will come!
    Wise- With the power of a TEAM we can change the fields of dreams, one field at a time!

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  48. Neville Pearson Avatar
    Neville Pearson

    There must be a better way to shorten the wheelbase

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  49. Luke G. Avatar
    Luke G.

    We aren’t in Kansas anymore Todo…

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  50. Darrell Avatar
    Darrell

    See what happens when you try to take shortcuts! Now quit trying to do your own thing and start following the system. Make a list, contact, Show the plan, follow through, then repeat!

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