Happy New Year to all three of my readers! Let's kick off the next decade (I know, it's not technically correct that today is the start of a new decade, we're a year early, but everyone blew it at the millennium mark, so we're stuck with it. But, I digress), with a caption contest. Give it your best shot. And remember, the winner will receive an autographed copy of Orrin Woodward and my best-seller, Launching a Leadership Revolution. Good luck!ATT00213

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108 responses to “Caption Contest 2010.1”

  1. Joe Darkangelo Avatar
    Joe Darkangelo

    “I don’t get it, she is always reading there in the morning”

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  2. Pam Court Avatar
    Pam Court

    “I told you I didn’t like that chair!”

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  3. AkarTeam Avatar
    AkarTeam

    “I asked GOD for a sign,it wasn’t what I was expecting!”

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  4. Stephen Palmer Avatar

    “Jed, is that yer idear of art, or is it time for a new roof?”

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  5. Gyorgy Veszpremi Avatar
    Gyorgy Veszpremi

    I wonder which neighbor’s kid did this.

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  6. Lea Merrill Avatar
    Lea Merrill

    Happy new year! Wait! Is it 2012?

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  7. Rob_D_Powell Avatar

    just when you thought owning a pet rock was safe, it’ momma comes to spoil the fun.

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  8. Shaun Watson Avatar
    Shaun Watson

    Hey Ned….Do you think their are more where that came from?

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  9. Teresa Bommarito Avatar
    Teresa Bommarito

    “I was watching the NASA Channel about Meteorite’s and I decided to get a drink, Thank God I did.”

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  10. Alan Serio Avatar
    Alan Serio

    Dag nabbit, that’s ma 4th sofa this month!

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  11. mike endicott Avatar
    mike endicott

    I told you that is NOT a rocking chair!

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  12. Lea Merrill Avatar
    Lea Merrill

    Shucks now my house really is worth the market value. I reckon I can sell this here as a decorative rock to them fancy neighbors the bradys.

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  13. mike endicott Avatar
    mike endicott

    That’s me in the rocker.

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  14. Roberto Sanchez Avatar
    Roberto Sanchez

    you took party like a “rock star” way to literal buddy.

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  15. Brenda Burchell Avatar
    Brenda Burchell

    She always said that she wanted to wear a large rock.

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  16. bob garbett Avatar

    Now, where did I put that rock?

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  17. Lisa Lueders Avatar
    Lisa Lueders

    I said “I want a big rocking chair” not a big ROCK in chair!

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  18. Jessica Hipps Avatar
    Jessica Hipps

    Now how did that get there? hmmm… scratches chin

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  19. Lewis Waddoups Avatar

    Hey Honey how do like our new living room decoration.

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  20. Pop Pop Avatar
    Pop Pop

    “Now that is a pocket full”

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  21. Rick Churchill Avatar
    Rick Churchill

    Build your house on a rock, not under one.

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  22. jason fredrick Avatar
    jason fredrick

    Very funny guys! Who’s rock is this, again?

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  23.  Avatar

    Recliner to rock – “You rock!”
    Rock to recliner – “You lie!”

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  24. Andrew Zentner Avatar
    Andrew Zentner

    “That’s the last movie i’ll watch in 3-D!”

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  25. Carmine Villani Avatar
    Carmine Villani

    Honey,
    Did you see the rock that fell out of my head?

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  26. Fred Splan Avatar
    Fred Splan

    Paw ” now how you reckon we get the tractor in here to move this thing ? I don’t know, but you better git-r-dun befur Maw get’s home ” as he’s walking away …

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  27. Marcy Wentworth Avatar
    Marcy Wentworth

    Look who just dropped in to visit!!

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  28. Marcy Wentworth Avatar

    Note to self, only use “drop shipping” for small items.

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  29. Frank Lewis Avatar
    Frank Lewis

    When they said ‘own a piece of the rock’,they weren’t kidding were they?

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  30. Johanna Wentworth Avatar
    Johanna Wentworth

    rock the house down!

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  31. Sandra Saunders Avatar
    Sandra Saunders

    Another obstacle in life!

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  32. Sandra Saunders Avatar
    Sandra Saunders

    That’ll teach him to be lazy!

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  33. Abby Bouchard Avatar
    Abby Bouchard

    I guess this is GM’s way of telling me I should have bought a Chevy truck.

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  34. Val Holman Avatar
    Val Holman

    Stuck between a rock and a hard place (to get out of)!

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  35. Austin Merrill Avatar
    Austin Merrill

    The melancholy: “I wonder if my volcano insurance will cover this?”
    The choleric: “I want this roof fixed yesterday, better yet let’s add a skylight and remodel the whole house!”
    The sanguine: “Ive already invited the whole town to come and see!”
    The phlegmatic: “Im not moving that big rock.”

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  36. Max Gebhart Avatar
    Max Gebhart

    Tim Marks takes “being a rock star” to the next level.

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  37. Max Gebhart Avatar
    Max Gebhart

    Martha’s unfaithful ex-husband’s second second the morning after he hears that Martha went Black Diamond.

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  38. Shawn Sollenberger Avatar
    Shawn Sollenberger

    …and you get mad when the waitress spills your water on you!

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  39. Tracie Walker Avatar
    Tracie Walker

    I heard of getting coal for Christmas, but this is ridiculous!

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  40. Harvey Thomson Avatar
    Harvey Thomson

    Now, that’s some heavy reading

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  41. Mark Humphrey Avatar
    Mark Humphrey

    Do you have a different table to show this plan?

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  42. Tracie Walker Avatar
    Tracie Walker

    I will never play rock, paper, sissors with you again!

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  43. chad Avatar
    chad

    as the wife says…it still needs to go a little to the left

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  44. Jessica E. Avatar
    Jessica E.

    Thats why mom says it’s bad to sit in front of the TV all day???

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  45. Jessica E. Avatar
    Jessica E.

    “If you listnen when I whisper I wont have to yell”
    -God

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  46. Michael Robinson Avatar
    Michael Robinson

    Now I am glad I read The Five Languages.

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  47. Jeff Breslin Avatar
    Jeff Breslin

    “Chris, I know I said I wanted you to help me get up and out to STP, but…”

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  48. Jeff Breslin Avatar
    Jeff Breslin

    Bubba: “Cletus did say this motivational program was guaranteed to get you off the couch….”

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  49. Benpearson3 Avatar

    “All I wanted for Christmas was a rocking chair, you shouldn’t have!”

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  50. Erik J Reed Avatar
    Erik J Reed

    The visiting politician says/ “If I am lying to you sir may god strike me down where I sit now “

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