Happy New Year to all three of my readers! Let's kick off the next decade (I know, it's not technically correct that today is the start of a new decade, we're a year early, but everyone blew it at the millennium mark, so we're stuck with it. But, I digress), with a caption contest. Give it your best shot. And remember, the winner will receive an autographed copy of Orrin Woodward and my best-seller, Launching a Leadership Revolution. Good luck!ATT00213

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108 responses to “Caption Contest 2010.1”

  1. dean clouse Avatar
    dean clouse

    My wife did the same thing to me when she decided that I was watching too much football on new years day!

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  2. Dan Langlois Avatar

    …another victim of the market crash.

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  3. Dustin Hudik Avatar
    Dustin Hudik

    “You told me to try to hold down the fort.”

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  4. Israel Demeulenaere Avatar
    Israel Demeulenaere

    too easy, rock and a hard place if you stay a 95%er!!!!!!!!!!!

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  5. Scott Stalley Avatar
    Scott Stalley

    I tole ya, too much TV and you turn into a couch tator!

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  6. Albert Whyley Avatar
    Albert Whyley

    (Fred) “Well Jeff, I reckon you won the rock toss” (Bill) “My wife’s gone to kill me”

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  7. Pamela Ross Avatar

    All I wanted for christmas was a over the shoulder boulder holder not a over the shoulder boulder

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  8. JasonFrega Avatar

    I’ve seen boulder things captured on camera in my day.

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  9. Brien Woolf Avatar
    Brien Woolf

    upon this rock i build my church (family)
    2010 the end of the lazzy boy corp. and the begining of a rock solid people

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  10. Jemyl41 Avatar

    Uh Lord, I asked for a new Rock-ING chair, not a new rock IN chair.

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  11. Michelle Jaquette Avatar

    Lean on me, I’ll be your rock…

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  12. Mike Hartmann Avatar
    Mike Hartmann

    That’s the last time I let Martha Ear Candle on my favorite recliner!

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  13. Kyle Troxel Avatar
    Kyle Troxel

    A new way to get you’re spouce Motivated to get off their Bums and STP.

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  14. Cathy - Team Rascals Avatar
    Cathy – Team Rascals

    Lot’s wife, after the fall of Sodom, relaxing at home . . .

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  15. Monty deMayo Avatar
    Monty deMayo

    Napolitano claims “the system worked” as only a small chunk of the asteroid breached the home.

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  16. Cindy Avatar
    Cindy

    question: How will I get this thing moved?
    I know,Man in front says: “I was going to share my Emv with you boys, but it’s under the rock.”
    Boys standing in back: “I’ll beat you to it.”

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  17. Max Gebhart Avatar
    Max Gebhart

    Tiger Woods’ second second.

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  18. Matt King Avatar
    Matt King

    From that day forward, Earl vowed to take the warnings on those little white tags from his furniture MUCH more seriously.

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  19. Hawkins Avatar
    Hawkins

    Another reason to get off the couch and SHOW THE PLAN! Or as Bill Lewis says “Leave your house” it is safer!

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  20. Matt King Avatar
    Matt King

    While most would miss Frank, it wasn’t until everyone realized that he had been holding the Cheetos AND the remote, that the party was officially over.

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  21. Terrance Baehman Avatar
    Terrance Baehman

    I think the chair lost that round of rock, paper, and scissors…

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  22. Grant Miller Avatar
    Grant Miller

    Hey JR I think we used just a touch to much of that there TNT DYNAMITE on that on that one. Must be time to find a new chair and sit down and do a little PDCA process!

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  23. David A. Ray Avatar

    It’s a Petrified Couch Potatoe.
    I believe we showed her the plan last year.

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  24. Sandra Saunders Avatar
    Sandra Saunders

    Dang it Cletus, that’s the last time I take your advise about remodeling!

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  25. Russ Larsen Avatar
    Russ Larsen

    Ok, who did this?

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  26. Phillip Wickey Avatar
    Phillip Wickey

    Now folks, if our rustic “rock in room” design is intriguing to you, allow me to show you the no-fail “redwood in bedroom” look over this way.

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  27. Yitz Weiss Avatar
    Yitz Weiss

    Medusa, honey, where’d that prospect go I left sitting on the couch?

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  28. Rob Raymond Avatar
    Rob Raymond

    “She told him last year never to forget her birthday again…”

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  29. Martha Andrus Avatar
    Martha Andrus

    Laurie only promised Orrin she would not throw out another couch!

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  30. Ben Grab Avatar
    Ben Grab

    Just put a nice slipcover on it and we are back in business.

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  31. Ian Pardington Avatar
    Ian Pardington

    I had no idea that my neighbors hobby was medieval siege weapons!

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  32. Monty deMayo Avatar
    Monty deMayo

    For Sale: Slightly used, indoor/outdoor recliner; blends well in natural settings. (Rock not included)

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  33. Russ Larsen Avatar
    Russ Larsen

    I’m sure global warming had something to do with it.

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  34. Doug Hines Avatar
    Doug Hines

    I voted for change and now the sky is falling in on me!

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  35. Sandra Saunders Avatar
    Sandra Saunders

    Boy! And I thought us Canadians had bad winters…this beets the heck out of hale the size of golf balls!

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  36. John Dickinson Avatar

    “Honey, I said move the rock end-table a little to the left!”

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  37. david blank Avatar
    david blank

    hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey!
    hey! hey! heeeeeeeeeey!!!!

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  38. Jill's fan club Avatar
    Jill’s fan club

    To quote Jill Guzzardo (TEAM 543 – You Keep the F, I’ll Keep the Dream), “it is not a big deal, just keep going”.

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  39. Alan Serio Avatar
    Alan Serio

    wait…this kinda stuff doesn’t happen to you when you show the plan?

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  40. Shaun Watson Avatar
    Shaun Watson

    “That wasn’t in the Brochure”

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  41. Michael Clark Avatar
    Michael Clark

    No, Bob, I asked for a rocking chair… not a rock-in chair.

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  42. Bill Rouse Avatar
    Bill Rouse

    Have you seen the dog?

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  43. Sheila Bertrand Avatar
    Sheila Bertrand

    Okay, okay, it’s your turn to sit in the Lay-Z-boy, geesh!

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  44. Victor Ott Avatar

    “Don’t take it for Granite”
    “Like a Rock”
    “Rock On”

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  45. Jamie Klueck Avatar

    “Spontaneous Human Petrification.”

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  46. Beth Hartman Avatar
    Beth Hartman

    Insurance adjuster; “Sorry, sir, you policy clearly states that meteor damage is excluded from your coverage.”

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  47. Beth Hartman Avatar
    Beth Hartman

    Well that’s a sure sign that we all need to get on the Health and Wellness bandwagon! Grab your MonaVie… no more couch potatoes in this house!

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  48. Michael Korunka Avatar
    Michael Korunka

    Fallingrock – Not a Frank Lloyd Wright design.

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  49. Darrell Avatar
    Darrell

    HONEY…When I said I wanted a few ton of rock for the house, I meant the decorative gravel like Chris shoveled out of Orrin’s car when he first started, not one huge piece! And it goes outside, not in!!!!

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  50. Tim Farris Avatar
    Tim Farris

    Yes Honey, I’m still working in the garden just wanted to see the touchdown replay.

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