Nunfrisk2  Anyone following my Tweets on twitter as of late will know I had a little bit of an attitude problem with the ridiculous new carry-on restrictions for anyone flying into the United States. Being a frequent traveler, these things affect me on an ongoing basis. With that being said, I understand the necessity of taking some measure of caution to protect normal people from whackos, and I know the border security officials are just doing their job.

That's my disclaimer.

Now here's the story.

It seems that the latest approach to stopping people who claim their religion justifies the random killing of civilian non-combatants has finally gone into the loony zone. Carry-on bags with wheels are no longer allowed to be carried on (which means they can no longer be called "carry-on" bags, I presume!). The only thing allowed is a "lap top bag," small enough to contain a lap-top and its wires. A woman's purse is also allowed, and I'm currently shopping for mine. A small backpack? Nope. A child's backpack with some toys? Nope. A briefcase? Even one without wheels? Nope. And here begins our story.

Uninitiated in these wonderful new rules (implemented just last week), I unknowingly attempted to board an international flight into the US carrying a very offensive, extremely dangerous, favorite-tool-of-terrorists everywhere: namely, a regular sized briefcase with wheels. Forced to check it, without adequate time to prepare for such a step, meant placing into the care of two governments, an airline, and workers at three separate airports, my briefcase and its contents. This included my lap-top (not really meant to be jostled that hard, or stored in sub-freezing temperatures for long amounts of time), my video camera, many private and very important papers, my calendar, etc., etc.  Only later would I remember that it also included a couple other valuable items I certainly wouldn't have checked had I known about them!

So, of course, as you can probably guess, the airlines lost this bag. The other two came through just fine, of course, my underwear and socks safely back in my possession.  And here is where I must confess that even those of us who write about leadership principles and teach about having a good attitude (I believe "Attitude of Gratitude" is how I termed it in an extremely, embarrassingly recent post) can lose it once in a while. 

Now, I didn't blow my stack or start shouting at anyone, but my thoughts were not very pure. For instance, I was not exactly praying for the salvation of that terrorist of Christmas day that brought all this upon us. Instead, I was thinking some very hate-filled things about his beliefs and him in particular. I was angry at how the world works and how jerks can affect people they don't even know, and (luckily for them) will never even meet. I may have contained my angst on the outside, but on the inside I was G.I. Joe, Rambo, John Wayne, Sergeant Fury, and whoever George W. Bush thought he was in his moments of most militant imaginations.

To further my sin, I was quite sure the valuables in my briefcase, in whole or in part, would never make their way back to me. My luggage had been mis-tagged, and the slip filled out to retrieve it left absolutely no connection between me and my bag. I only realized this several miles away from the airport as I steamed my way home. A U-turn and drive back brought me a bit more resolution and hope for seeing my bag again, but did nothing to fix my sunken attitude.

There. I have confessed. I feel so much cleaner now. 

And wouldn't you know it? I was not even given a chance to exonerate myself for a bad attitude, because everything worked out just fine. The surely large amount of people who must have had to handle my bag and deliver it safely into my keeping all managed to abstain from giving me any "I-told-you-so's." Not a thing inside had been touched. No one stole a single valuable or violated my belongings in any way at all, that I could see. And the bag arrived at my door at exactly the time they had told me it would.

There are some people of honor, character and excellence out there. I thank each one of you who played a part in this story.

As for the terrorists, though, and these ridiculous new rules, well, my attitude is still going to require some work. I'm quite certain it is the objective of the terrorists to make us fly naked.

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18 responses to “A Terror-able Set of New Regulations”

  1. dean clouse Avatar
    dean clouse

    If I were President and wanted to twart terrorism on the airlines, I would let any man not associated with any terrorist networks carry on any item up to and including three handguns ready to fire. How many terrorists would it take to hijack an airplane with boxcutters and tweezers when they have 96 guns pointed at them?

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  2. bengineer2 Avatar
    bengineer2

    Flying naked…a teenager’s dream is a middle-aged person’s nightmare! Thanks for the good comic relief in an otherwise diffcult circumstance.
    Certainly we need leaders of sound character and moral judgment to keep growing so we can fix this mess.
    Thank you again for your leadership and foot steps to follow.

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  3. Belange Avatar
    Belange

    Lol, I think they almost reach their goal of having us traveling naked…

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  4. Cathy - Team Rascals Avatar
    Cathy – Team Rascals

    The objective of the terrorists is to disrupt our lives and normal way of doing things. That is, I believe, why they call it “terrorism.” In your case, dear Chris, they succeeded admirably!
    I am delighted the airline and the good people involved got your belongings back to you. There are certain things I just won’t check. I have been known to smile sweetly at security and airline personell as I gently and firmly continue to refuse to comply with their requests to check these things. (I have yet to lose. Medical devices and medicines are hard to argue with!)
    As far as flying naked is concerned, I’d rather walk. Barefoot. Over broken glass. In 3 feet of snow . . . It is just TMI (TOO MUCH INFORMATION) given and received for this lady!!!

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  5. Deb Spolar Avatar
    Deb Spolar

    Well, we’ve seen the reactionary security precautions. A guy tries to light his shoe bomb and we all must take off our shoes. Liquid explosives are discovered and we all must rid ourselves of all liquids. Now all we need is some idiot to sneak past security with a bomb attached to his underwear and we will be flying naked. Uh Oh

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  6. René Hince, Winnipeg, MB, Canada Avatar
    René Hince, Winnipeg, MB, Canada

    Chris, thank you for your honesty and for demonstrating a very central principle of life: we would have a tendancy to believe that these “terrorists” have no connection to us in any way, except to make our lives more aggravating and like Cathy mentioned, to “disrupt our lives and normal way of doing things”. I see it as a conspiracy of the universe to bring us to new understanding. The chaos that has been created is neither good or bad in and of itself–it DOES serve to create anger, resentment, frustration, etc… but it then gives us a chance to overcome it, an opportunity to admit we do not have control over certain things and work on our attitude, as you have begun to do. Realizing that we do not have external power in a situation helps us to seek authentic empowerment in choosing to have compassion, empathy and understanding.
    Let us then use this “disruption in our lives” as a positive agent of change.

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  7. Vido Avatar
    Vido

    Wow! You ARE human, lol! There is still hope for me!
    Keep teaching, Chris!

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  8. Meherzaidi Avatar

    i think one should wear transparent clothes , pants and all with a overall so that during checking you can see. Also the bags should be transparent. All underwear should be disposable and available in the US so that one does not have to carry it back.

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  9. dean clouse Avatar
    dean clouse

    I just noticed that today, a mere week after the government made it so that you can’t bring any carry-on luggage onto an airplane, some airlines are charging extra money for luggage on top of what they are already charging! That means, my dear friend, that you now have to pay even more money for them to lose your laptop!

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  10. Jonathan Avatar

    I think you were pretty mellow actually. Seriously though it seems like the purpose of all these measures is to funnel 90% of terrorists into the airports. Has anyone bothered to think what happens when one of these scanners actually detects something with 100’s of innocent travellers around? Enter Chuck Norris? Oh yes, we just all need to strip and check bags on the spot.

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  11. alfred Avatar
    alfred

    I strongly and sincerely belief in the principles that the CIA teach about “blow back.” Why do the “Terrorists” hate america? Could have the invasion of Iraq fueled more resentment towards the american people in general? Could you imagine another country sending military forces to this country and as a result millions of americans dying including people that you love, only to find out that the reason for the invasion was a BIG mistake! Who wouldn’t want to take justice into their own hands.. without touching this very important issue i don’t see hatred ending on both sides..

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  12. Darlene Howard Allen Avatar

    So next time, wrap yourself in plastic wrap so you don’t catch a draft at the check points! Seriously though, I think you were a great sport! I hope I deal with those sort of situations as well…I know in the past, it was just an invitation to a battle with me! It may be more difficult, but Rascals are still flying, aren’t they?! (But it’s good to have a pilot license, too, I bet! 😉

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  13. JasonFrega Avatar

    Chris, this is for your enjoyment, I didn’t have time to read EVERYTHING so I’m not sure if all of it is tasteful or not; however, I think you’ll love the first customer review on this TSA Kids Toy on Amazon.
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  14. Dave Nelson Avatar
    Dave Nelson

    Chris,
    Have you ever been to scout camp and had to get a tent stretcher or sky hook? If so, you were the “new” guy.
    The bomb in his shorts plane hijacker was the new guy. His terrorist buddies probably just wanted to see how far dufus could get before he was arrested. They are probably all back in the Middle East laughing themselves silly.
    That’s my Story and I’m sticking to it.
    I’ve waited all year for this cold weather to hit Florida- YES!

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  15. dean clouse Avatar
    dean clouse

    Alfred, I don’t see a whole lot of hatred towards them, just them towards us. I haven’t sent any bombs there yet and have no intentions of doing so.
    Also, your argument of their hatred towards us because of Iraq doesn’t hold water. They’ve been attacking us since before Iraq was a country!

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  16. Jess Avatar
    Jess

    Just wanna say a big Thank You again for coming in Truro ! Hope you still gonna come down to Canada after this whole story because we are Fired Upppppp 🙂

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  17. Owen Derry Avatar
    Owen Derry

    Chris
    Sometimes, analogies help me think better. I know Who my one God is, but others have different beliefs. So I used to ask myself, “How can I espouse, say, ‘…one nation under God….’ or ‘…in God we trust…’ without forcing my beliefs onto others?”
    Here’s my analogy:
    The United States is like a house. Its foundation is made up of Judeo-Christian beliefs and values as clearly stated by the Founding Fathers. There are many rooms built upon this foundation, and many more can be built. It’s quite a flexible and exceptionally strong foundation. Please enter, pick a room, and paint it any color you want – Christian, Lutheran, Hindu, Muslim, Buddhist, Agnostic, Atheist – doesn’t matter.
    However, please don’t force yourself into anyone else’s room and make them re-paint it into a color that you want. You can talk with them, but leave your paint brush at home unless they invite you over to re-paint. Feel free to tell them that you don’t like the color of their room. You can be polite or not about it. That’s up to you. And be prepared to hear someone else’s opinion about the color of your room.
    But when you take a jack-hammer to the foundation, things start to go wrong. The people on the other side of the house may not feel it right away. The folks on the 10th and 20th and 90th floors may never know that someone was hacking away at the foundation.
    However, when it collapses, not only will the people in the house know about, the fall-out will be incalculable and will affect other buildings all around the place.
    I don’t believe that the United States became the largest moral, economic, and military power in the world because it allows so many beliefs through its doors. Rather, it became this because (in part) it has (or at least it used to have)a strong Judeo Christian foundation that provided a clear moral compass. (And now I’m mixing my analogies, or is it metaphors?)
    As Pastor Dickie says, you don’t have to believe in the same God that the Founding Fathers did, but we’re not asking you to. Buy your paint and paint brush, do your room up any way you want, but don’t hack away at the foundation.
    Owen Derry

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