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96 responses to “Caption Contest 2010.3”

  1. Doug Hines Avatar
    Doug Hines

    You are a logger. Somebody parks a truck in the way. JUST DO IT!

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  2. Lester Segelhorst Avatar
    Lester Segelhorst

    …And this one is of my husband displaying his logging skills.
    we dont have that tuck anymore.

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  3. Bruce Oakes Avatar
    Bruce Oakes

    PDCA

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  4. Scott Avatar
    Scott

    “well” said Cletus “I guess Bubba will have to pull the boat for this years carp tourney”

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  5. Rick Meyer Avatar

    “Before you remove the sawdust from your brothers truck, first remove the tree from yours”

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  6. Michael Davis Avatar
    Michael Davis

    P-I plan to cut down that tree!
    D-Do cut it down
    C-I forgot to check where I parked my truck!
    A-Think my wife will adjust to not having a truck anymore?

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  7. curtisgb Avatar
    curtisgb

    4 wheels and a wheelbase…it’s a trailer for hauling really big logs.

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  8. Tom Hunt Avatar
    Tom Hunt

    Tim….burrr

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  9. Susan Beck Avatar
    Susan Beck

    Yes folks, the air bags saved the log from going through the windshield. Once again earning their 5 star safety rating.

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  10. Mark Mester Avatar
    Mark Mester

    Bubba, a former HS math teacher, decided to branch out before he was axed. He decided to go out on a limb and become a logger. Afterall, he had always pined for the great outdoors. Soon, he realized the root of all his troubles…he was pretty poor at math computation! He had been barking up the wrong tree all along.

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  11. Greg Barger Avatar
    Greg Barger

    Who forgot to yell Timber??? That’s ok. A little bondo and Bubba’ll never know.

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  12. Chris Trevino Avatar
    Chris Trevino

    I told you I could get it in the truck. You owe me $5.

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  13. Lizzy Avatar

    Oh… Hi honey I was just… getting some wood for that…you know we really did need a new car!

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  14. CLP Avatar
    CLP

    Tunnel Vision…This little limb hurt when I landed on it, but Man I am glad I did not land on that BIG one with the chain saw on it.

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  15. Tiffany Avatar
    Tiffany

    This apparently was not the TEAM approach…

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  16. Allan Gainer Avatar
    Allan Gainer

    I found the cooler of EMV…now what color were those boots on the guy who cut this tree down?

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  17. Brett Oyer Avatar

    Bubba says, “By golly Cletus, it’s the making of the next Obamacare health care proposal.”

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  18. JustinArndt Avatar
    JustinArndt

    this is tree’s taking global warming into their own hands (limbs?). suicide missions.

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  19. Brett Oyer Avatar

    Bubba says, “By golly Cletus, it’s the making of the next Obamacare health care proposal.”

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  20. Alice Allen Avatar
    Alice Allen

    I dreamed last night if I wore a purple shirt to match my purple truck that I would win a huge load of firewood!

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  21. Dan Tarvis Avatar
    Dan Tarvis

    A couple of rolls of duct tape, some bale twine and a gallon of Sears best and she’ll be good as new!

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  22. Joel Tischauser Avatar

    They say people look like there pets.
    This guy looks like his truck; matching colors, bent, and has a log in a strange spot…

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  23. Carrie McKinney Avatar
    Carrie McKinney

    Hey Chris, I can’t cut that tree down because my truck is in the way. What should I do now? JUST DO IT.

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  24. BJ Avatar
    BJ

    Look… I dropped a log on my truck and a log in my pants!

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  25. Jeanne Gehrke Avatar
    Jeanne Gehrke

    You just CAN’T fix stupid!

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  26. dean clouse Avatar
    dean clouse

    I’ll show the plan if you quit nagging me!

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  27. RJ Avatar

    Spotted Owl-Qaeda sets off another tree-side bomb.

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  28. Skipper Avatar

    Should we start the bonfire before or after we move the truck?
    Skipper

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  29. Troy Broeker Avatar
    Troy Broeker

    That’s just great,I tried to get my wifes cat out of the tree for last few days and even plan b failed.

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  30. Mike Henderson Avatar

    No sweat Bob…the truck broke it’s fall…

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  31. Shawn Reed Avatar
    Shawn Reed

    “I told you that YOU to cut the tree down AFTER I balance the log between my buttcheeks..”

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  32. Dan Krebs Avatar
    Dan Krebs

    She’s not. Going to believe the truth ,I believe this is another story for how we built This business
    Parttime wood carving for fun and profit.

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  33. Kevin Avatar
    Kevin

    Even my 4 billion neurons didn’t picture this!!

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  34. Cathy - Team Rascals Avatar
    Cathy – Team Rascals

    “Cletus!” Bubba cried, “I said split the log . . . NOT the truck!!!”

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  35. Rachel Avatar
    Rachel

    I told you logging wasn’t a drinking sport!

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  36. Sandra Saunders Avatar
    Sandra Saunders

    Dang squirrels at it again!!! Where’s my gun!

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  37. Sandra Saunders Avatar
    Sandra Saunders

    news headline….”Beaver at Twin Lakes’ causes havoc to logger!”

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  38. Shaun Watson Avatar
    Shaun Watson

    This one stumped me so I am going to simply bail on the contest and agree with Tiffany and Brett. My guess is his boots,sox and sunglasses all match his truck. Good luck you two and Im going back to reading “How to win friends and influence people”

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  39. Terry Avatar
    Terry

    Hey Tim he was wearing BLACK BOOTS.

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  40. David H Nelson Avatar

    You hippocrit, first remove the log from your own 4×4 truck window before you can see clearly to remove the speck from your brothers 4×4 truck window. Matthew 7:5

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  41. Jeff Guenther Avatar
    Jeff Guenther

    Hon, I don’t think they understood when I said I wanted a trunk on my truck…

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  42. Marcy Wentworth Avatar
    Marcy Wentworth

    “Hey look, this side’s still good!”,says the owner,smiling at his good fortune. As he temporarily forgets about the stick stuck between his legs.

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  43. Melissa McClure Avatar

    It was the perfect landing right in the truck.

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  44. Bill Kolasa in Ann Arbor Avatar
    Bill Kolasa in Ann Arbor

    Ow, my irony!

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  45. Bill Kolasa in Ann Arbor Avatar
    Bill Kolasa in Ann Arbor

    Chris, thought you’d like to know about this redneck tank (yes, it is). http://thatwillbuffout.com/2010/02/02/funny-car-photos-redneck-tank/

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  46. sheri freeman Avatar
    sheri freeman

    ” Oh no I knew something like this would happen… If I did not call the DREAMTEAM on the stage” I just knew it!

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  47. Sara Avatar
    Sara

    Since they knew old vehicles were no longer worth anything, they used their pickup truck to hold the tree they needed to cut apart before taking it in to their nearest dealership for the cash for clunkers program.

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  48. Max Gebhart Avatar
    Max Gebhart

    Hummer’s struggling marketing department had begun to despair, but then they met Cletus…

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  49. Jay & Rachel Gfeller Avatar
    Jay & Rachel Gfeller

    Hey Earl, you recon this new camouflage will help us get that big buck we’ve been huntin’ all year?

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