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Papa came home and it was just us kids . . .

Oops, that's a country song. Well, anyway, it WAS bound to happen (not that I'm a fatalist or anything). It was a bright and sunny North Carolina morning and my ten-year-old and I were driving west on Highway 64 heading for a soccer game. We weren't late, we weren't in a hurry, but unfortunately, as it turns out, we WERE speeding (actually, the use of "we" here is a bit unfair to my ten-year-old as he was merely reading his Kindle in the back seat, but then again, you're only as good as the company you keep)!

This is nothing new to me, of course. I have quite a colorful and varied collection of traffic violations to my name, though I've always been able to "talk my way out" of many of them, and allow enough time between the unfortunate other ones that points have never really stacked up very high against me, either. It has been a life-long game of staying just a couple steps ahead of the long-arm-of-the-highway-law. But I have been very good lately, very good. I have (had) a totally clean driving record with absolutely no points on it (I AM thankful those crazy parking tickets from Italy don't count)!

Don't get me wrong. I never leave the house determined or even planning to speed. I believe in highway safety and do not make light of this. However, it just seems that from time to time I look up and find my dashboard indicating a number a bit larger than those posted on the passing signs. This normally happens to me under the following conditions:

1. When I am in a good mood

2. When the sun is shining

3. When I am in a bad mood

4. When the sun isn't shining.

Other than those rare times, the only other thing that has gotten me into trouble is heart-pounding, mood-lifting music. Who can't ease on the horsepower a little when listening to that new favorite song?

But not this time.

It wasn't a song or music at all. It wasn't wanton disobedience or a blatant ignoring of posted signage. Nope. It was a sermon – good old fashion Christian preaching! I was so immersed in what the pastor was saying on that CD to which I was listening, the way he was illustrating his points, the method by which he was exegeting the scripture, etc. that I just flat lost track of my speed. It wasn't until I noticed that dark colored, unmarked car with flashing grill lights racing up behind me that I even had an inkling that I'd done anything wrong.

Knowing the drill, I quickly pulled over to a safe place way off the road, lowered my window, shut off the car, and placed both hands on the wheel.  As the officer approached I almost laughed thinking he wouldn't believe my story. 

"Do you know how fast you were going?" he asked, crouched behind the back passenger window near the relative safety of my gawking ten-year-old.

"Um, no idea, actually. I wasn't paying any attention."

"70 in a 55," he said disdainfully.

"Man," was all I could mutter.

"Are you in a hurry, sir?" he asked.

"Actually, no sir. I'm listening to a sermon on CD and it's the best preaching I've ever heard. The pastor was saying some stuff that has never even occurred to me before and I guess I was lost in thought."

"I'll be needing to see your license and registration."

When he finally got back to me with my ticket, $171 and 2 points (he guessed), I asked him the following:

"So I don't get a break because at least my reasons are getting better?"

To which he cooly replied, "Sorry sir, it's results that count."

(Honestly – you can't make this stuff up!)

My reasons may be getting better, but the officer had it dead right – it's results that count.

In life we need to go for better and better reasons, and sooner or later (sooner I hope, in the case of my driving), our results will get better too. 

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9 responses to “Reasons and Results – The Sermon Made Me Do It”

  1. Timothy O'Dell Avatar

    I got a ticket on the Ohio turnpike once headed toward a conference, where the trooper was uncharacteristically quiet.
    After he handed me the ticket I asked him “Aren’t you going to lecture me or anything?” to which he replied
    “Sir, while I am on duty you can drive as fast as you can afford to.” I’ll never forget that!

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  2. Amy Avatar
    Amy

    I’ve found recently that it’s pretty easy to speed in a Mercedes without noticing!

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  3. Jessica Behrens Avatar

    Wow!!! That’s quite the story- Bummer about the ticket, but what a great lesson~ 😀
    I honestly pray that the Holy Spirit can work thru an officer the next time to help you out of a:
    speeding-while-under-the-influence-of-fired-up-learnin’/connecting with-God’s-Grace-traffic-stop!
    Have a fantabulous week Chris & amazing Family!
    Jess

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  4. Cathy -- Team Rascals Avatar
    Cathy — Team Rascals

    Chris,
    Points are why insurance companies offer these lovely things known as discounts for taking defensive driving classes. Here in NY, two evenings or a Saturday afternoon/evening of a class (think of it as a seminar) will get those nasty points wiped off your license as if they never happened.
    I once had to take the class for speeding in (horrors!!!) a school zone on a Sunday. My fine was reduced because the state trooper who’d nabbed me could see the speed limit sign was somewhat obscured by foliage(the reason I told him I’d missed it), but the points were mandatory.
    In our house, however, it has historically more been my husband’s sad duty to reduce his points than mine. Not that he’s more of a lead-foot or more aggressive behind the wheel. Far from it. I commute on interstates in heavy traffic, while he goes a mile or so on local roads, which gives me plenty of practice at both!
    I simply have a better history of knowing when to take chances and when not to, and almost always have better excuses! Hubby’s favorite of my excuses, and one he could never, ever use, was when I was very pregnant with our son. I’d dropped our daughter’s forgotten lunch off to her at school, and was racing from there to a woman’s Bible study I attended every week. When stopped by the trooper for doing 58 in a 30 zone (not a school zone, thankfully), he came to the window and growled out a demand to know why I, a pregnant lady, was going so fast. I burst into tears, and told to truth. I desperately had to go to the bathroom! Mr. Grumpy Trooper got all soft and puddled, tore up the ticket and told me if he ever gave it to me, his equally pregnant wife would have made him slept on the couch for a year . . . He cautioned me to follow the posted speed limits, and let me go.

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  5. Liz Labuschagne Avatar
    Liz Labuschagne

    I could not help thinking about that saying “being so heavenly-minded that you’re earthly no good” when I read your blog! 😉
    I recently moved from a big city to a really small town where traffic officers tend to zoom in on all offences, no matter how big or small. After being caught for the umpteenth time and feeling utterly despondant, all I could say was: “Officer, please, I beg you for mercy. I am really sorry”. I’m sure he could see my desperation and mercifully let me off the hook. I was so grateful as I already exceeded my non-existant-traffic-fines-budget by 100%!
    I guess that your chances of a good result increases exponentially if you have a compassionate official who does not follow the law to the letter!
    Kind regards, Liz

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  6. Brenda Hatcher Avatar
    Brenda Hatcher

    Roy has the tendency to ‘converse’ with the state troopers quite frequently….you figure we have an awful lot of opportunity when out running the roads daily…unfortunately he has never been able to ‘squeeze’ out of his, except the time he was on his ‘crotch rocket’ motorcycle…the office honestly said he pulled him over so he could check out his bike! NO TICKET! I tease Roy that his GPS doesn’t say ‘ETA’ (estimated time of arrival) his says “TTB”…TIME TO BEAT! Have a blessed day and keep cranking up those sermons….nothing like a good sermon or gospel song to get you rolling!

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  7. Lalanne Barber Avatar
    Lalanne Barber

    I was driving back from my checkup at Mayo Clinic on a beautiful spring day. Yes, I crossed the Mississippi; no, I didn’t realize that I was in another state. Shortly thereafter I was pulled over by a state trooper. He asked if I knew how fast I was going, to which I replied, “I had the cruise control set and I was going 75.” After checking my license and registration, he returned to the car with a Warning ticket. His reason: “Ma’am, you’re the first honest person I’ve stopped in 6 months!” It kinda helped that I had had only one speeding ticket in 50 years of driving—and it was 25 years ago. 🙂

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  8. Mike Avatar
    Mike

    Many years ago I was driving my motorcycle in town. I believe the speed limit was 25. I was doing a little more than that but also weaving my bike bake and forth in my lane. The officer who pulled me over asked me if I was in a hurry and I said no. Then he asked me why I was weaving back and forth in my lane. I just look at him, shrugged my shoulders, grinded and said “Just Happy”. I did not get a ticket.

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  9. Jnet Jennifer Avatar

    What happened to the foolproof lesson I learned from you stating an immediate acknowledgement of the crime and apology for speeding ? Along with license and insurance in hand … sincerely presented of course ! You taught me this ? It works every time …. but yes the only way to get an assured result of no tickets is to NOT speed !! Ugh

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