Ok, Ok, I know, it's been a while since we've had a caption contest and you're just dying to know who won the last one, right? Well, the truth is, those of us who administer this blog of lofty literary renown have been busy laughing at the many great captions turned in for the last contest! It really is a shame that only one winner can be chosen, but alas, life is tough. Therefore, after much wrangling, we have decided upon the following entry as the winner!

When a Butt crayon just won't do! Posted by: Jason Trimble 

Congratulations to Jason! Simply comment on this blog to submit your mailing address (which will remain confidential) and we'll send you your free, autographed copy of Orrin Woodward and my best selling book Life.

Now (drum roll please) we are proud to present the next caption contest! The winner this time will receive a free autographed copy of my upcoming book, A Month of Italy: Rediscovering the Art of Vacation. Enjoy!

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79 responses to “Caption Contest 2012.6 and a Winner Announced!”

  1. MajJasperW Avatar

    I had no idea there were parking areas for children! Hope my child has a kickstand…

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  2. Mark Mester Avatar
    Mark Mester

    Apparently, they don’t give a squat about girls!

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  3. Robby Palmer Avatar

    WARNING! The environment surrounding you has been known to cause loss of bladder control.

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  4. jason williams Avatar

    Why do we try to read it and understand it……when it for children.

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  5. Yoel Avatar
    Yoel

    The pre “Edge” series coming soon

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  6. Yoel Avatar
    Yoel

    The new pre “Edge” series coming soon

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  7. Joe Scully Avatar

    When peeing in the playground, please %#&@!!!!!! watch for children

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  8. Wayne Avatar

    When it rains, it pours!

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  9. kirk birtles Avatar
    kirk birtles

    The latest and greatest home based business…cheap and easy…your own snow-cone maker! (one flavor only)

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  10. Robby Palmer Avatar

    Because sometimes……. Life happens.

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  11. Eric Gallup Avatar
    Eric Gallup

    Place child at 90 degrees before sending them off to school each day.

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  12. Ali Staneart Avatar
    Ali Staneart

    Waterproof shoes needed.

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  13. Jared sisco Avatar
    Jared sisco

    Note: With this product kids will bounce right back up.
    Caution… Not Inteded for the elderly

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  14. Terry Smith Avatar
    Terry Smith

    New Lego piece
    Model # URN8

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  15. Adam Hentz Avatar
    Adam Hentz

    “I have to go to the bathroom really bad but I just can’t remember how…….oh look a sign. That looks familiar, perfect!”

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  16. Andrew Zentner Avatar
    Andrew Zentner

    When you’re feeling blue…

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  17. Don Schultz Avatar
    Don Schultz

    Boys don’t need no stinking sign to let them know “the world is their urinal”.

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  18. TheBedKeeper Avatar

    Pee Wee Pee Pee

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  19. Brian Cotant Avatar
    Brian Cotant

    The new avatar for children on the edge series who are learning to use the facilities instead of going outside in public. New trip tracker recognized!

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  20. Becca Reeder Avatar
    Becca Reeder

    “Which way did he go….which way did he go?”

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  21. Bart Yeager Avatar
    Bart Yeager

    A,B,C,D,…H.I.J.K.L.M.N.O,Q,R,S….X,Y,Z Hey what happened to the P? O I C!

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  22. johnoliva Avatar
    johnoliva

    Bed-wetters association international for children

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  23. John Dibala Avatar
    John Dibala

    R. Kelly’s at it again…

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  24. Jennie Mons Avatar

    The fountain of youth…

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  25. Larry Pahl Avatar
    Larry Pahl

    Kids go wee wee all the way home.

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  26. Ryan Calovich Avatar
    Ryan Calovich

    “Who cares that I’m outside doing this, where’s my neck!?!?”

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  27. Graham Thurber Avatar
    Graham Thurber

    “The unfortunate thing is, he’s looking right at me.”

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  28. Sabine Goerke-Shrode Avatar
    Sabine Goerke-Shrode

    The arc of art history – from Manneken Pis to this?

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  29. JMaitrejean Avatar

    Hey man,yes…it is what you’re thinking.

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