It's pretty sad, actually, that it's been so long between caption contests. In fact, I imagine all three of you readers out there actually FORGOT we had caption contests. This is possible to believe because I almost forgot that we had them! 

To set things right, we will now reveal a new caption contest. But first: we must crown the winner of the last one.

After much deliberation, argumentation, and food throwing, the winner was chosen by our distinguished panel to be the following entry from Steve Tokarski:

And the Detroit Lions won the SuperBowl too.

And now, with no further dithering, we introduce the next chance for one of you three to win a free book! Here it is (click on photo to enlarge):
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98 responses to “Caption Contest 2013.9 and a Winner Announced!”

  1. Whitney4856 Avatar

    Where there’s a will, there’s a Wei.

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  2. john hatchell Avatar
    john hatchell

    Excuse me, is this where the open meeting is? Status,
    I don’t need no stinkin status…..

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  3. Wanda Aanderud Avatar
    Wanda Aanderud

    Where is the duct tape and zip ties? Would they not be a must have.

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  4. Juanita Mulhern Avatar

    Amazing what imagination can do with a little effort!!

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  5. john hatchell Avatar
    john hatchell

    “Excuse me sir, I’m from Seal Team 6a, have you seen any of my friends yet?………
    (Ok Chris, I’ll quit now…this is too much fun…and I’m supposed to be policing…dang criminals going undetected!!)

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  6. Leslie Gebhart Avatar
    Leslie Gebhart

    “Quitter 6” Incentive Trip Brochure picture

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  7. Megan Bayliss (Australia) Avatar

    “But Daddy, what if them Alligators aint into recycling?”

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  8. Whitney4856 Avatar

    โ€ข You laughed at me when I planned for the tsunami!
    โ€ข It’s a Harwee Davidson (say it out loud)
    โ€ข Boatercycle
    โ€ข The faster way to get to the iPhone factory

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  9. Geremy Davis Avatar
    Geremy Davis

    “Hey bro, Look what I found at Goodwill!”

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  10. wendi witkowski Avatar
    wendi witkowski

    Going GREEN to the extreme! Recycle lol

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  11. wendi witkowski Avatar
    wendi witkowski

    Going Green to the extreme! Recycle!

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  12. Tiraรฉ Abernathy Avatar

    Hey Terri…Look I what I just financed to go along with the sticky wood desk : )

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  13. Jessica Bryant Avatar
    Jessica Bryant

    What do you get when you put the front end of a metal boat, a plastic barrel, noodles, and a generator together? My awesome boat to get me away from deadly animals.

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  14. Jason Avatar

    A suspicious cowboy with a pink hat lurks secretly behind a boy on a makeshift jet ski. What happens next?

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  15. Jimmy Zachariah Avatar
    Jimmy Zachariah

    He said if I could make it out here he would hold his spot for this awesome business called LIFE!!!!

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  16. antonio rosselli Avatar
    antonio rosselli

    I suggest for the next contest a picture of ‘ Antonio Cairoli ‘ … 7 times Moto-Cross-World-Champion … Cairoli is from Sicilia, just like the young lady in the Brassini story … Cairoli is a straight line in Motocross … Very important is the color of his Boots … Great blog-post … Ty

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  17. tim mueller Avatar
    tim mueller

    Up a creek without a paddle? There’s always a way!

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  18. Kris Jellison Avatar
    Kris Jellison

    And they dad said I couldn’t…argh, argh, ahh…Horsepower! My friend, that’s where it’s at!

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  19. Kris Jellison Avatar
    Kris Jellison

    And they told me it couldn’t be done…argh, argh, hah!…Horsepower my friends that’s where it’s at!

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  20. Kris Jellison Avatar

    Ha they said I couldn’t do it..argh, argh, hah…Horsepower is where it’s at! Ha ha!

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  21. easton Avatar

    Who left the hose on in the rice paddy!!

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  22. Rich Fischer Avatar
    Rich Fischer

    I Love The Dollar Tree!!

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  23. Malissa Betz Avatar

    Duct tape at it’s finest!

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  24. Luis A Santiago Avatar
    Luis A Santiago

    And they said it would never work, hehehe, eat my sock…

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  25. Shloimy Avatar
    Shloimy

    In case it runs out of fuel from the blue barrel, I got it covered with another yellow bucket!

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  26. Kristen Seidl Avatar

    “Now where is that Chris Brady? I’m a rascal! I wonder if he’ll sponsor me…”

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  27. Randy Harwood Avatar
    Randy Harwood

    A young, poor Chris Brady is encouraged to become an Engineer when an overly-observant 8th Level GM Supervisor (in the water, wearing the pink hat) is extremely impressed at Chrisโ€™s very first attempt to make his very own Jet-Ski!

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  28. mwilliams@corcompanies.com Avatar
    mwilliams@corcompanies.com

    Further proof life is not about the destination, it’s about the journey

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  29. Paul N. Oliver Avatar
    Paul N. Oliver

    even as a child MacGyver always found a way of escape!

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  30. Wayne Crawford Avatar
    Wayne Crawford

    Ingenuity meets necessity.

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  31. Susan Avatar
    Susan

    Just another redneck vehicle that crys out
    PLEASE DON’T LIGHT A MATCH!!!

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  32. Kayla Avatar
    Kayla

    Oh……you said you Don’t like blue?

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  33. Keith Thomas Avatar
    Keith Thomas

    Next get a wing mounted on this thing.

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  34. Michael Hartmann Avatar

    Eat your heart out Harland and Wolff! It’s the gentleman guppy… You know, he’s like a turd that won’t flush.

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  35. Michael Hartmann Avatar

    Dry land is not just our destination, it is our destiny!

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  36. Ron Monson Avatar
    Ron Monson

    Grandpa, get down. Grandma is looking for the vacuum motor.

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  37. shawn jaeger Avatar
    shawn jaeger

    BREAKING NEWS- After realizing the futility of an arms race with the U.S., North Korea has decided to lower military expenses by selling their most advanced naval weaponry to their partners in southeast Asia. AP

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  38. Steve Kendrick Avatar
    Steve Kendrick

    And the pink hat of boat envy rears its ugly head…

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  39. Steve Kendrick Avatar
    Steve Kendrick

    And the pink hat of boat envy rears its ugly head…

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  40. john y Avatar
    john y

    Boy builds new alternative to gas guzzling automobiles!

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  41. TJ Sorensen Avatar
    TJ Sorensen

    Personally I like white riding boots, but I’m not sure why there is a weird head with a pink hat as an Ornament on the engine…

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  42. Jessica Sorensen Avatar
    Jessica Sorensen

    I think the ultimate goal and master plan was to turn the water blue with his blue crayon foot prop. ๐Ÿ™‚

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  43. Tony Hendricks Avatar
    Tony Hendricks

    What!? No cup holders?

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  44. Randy Graves Avatar
    Randy Graves

    This month’s cover of The Sharper Image Catalog, Cambodia edition.

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  45. Jon Avatar
    Jon

    CASH for Your Trade! Drive it, tow it or float it in!

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  46. Nick S. Avatar
    Nick S.

    “I’m off to teach Chris how to race like a true Rascal!”

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  47. pakuraoz@bigpond.com Avatar

    It’s about learning and working. Cant wait for that AHA moment to come along as I think my tank just acquired a lack of focus.

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  48. Chris Bowie Avatar
    Chris Bowie

    Sorry the parking lot was full. Chris Brady is speaking tonight!

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