It's pretty sad, actually, that it's been so long between caption contests. In fact, I imagine all three of you readers out there actually FORGOT we had caption contests. This is possible to believe because I almost forgot that we had them! 

To set things right, we will now reveal a new caption contest. But first: we must crown the winner of the last one.

After much deliberation, argumentation, and food throwing, the winner was chosen by our distinguished panel to be the following entry from Steve Tokarski:

And the Detroit Lions won the SuperBowl too.

And now, with no further dithering, we introduce the next chance for one of you three to win a free book! Here it is (click on photo to enlarge):
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98 responses to “Caption Contest 2013.9 and a Winner Announced!”

  1. Cathy - Team Rascals of Rascal Nation Avatar

    The insurance duck and battery bunny married, and their children grew up to have productive lives as individual water taxis.

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  2. Steven Savel Avatar

    Little Angus Macgyver was not the type of kid that would let a little flood stop him from delivering his newspapers.

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  3. Davestadel Avatar

    Whatcha’ got there is a Sam’s Choice, Sit-n-Jet 150.

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  4. Timothy Smith Avatar
    Timothy Smith

    “Mr. Obstacles…. you can’t stop me!!”

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  5. Kathy Neitzel Avatar
    Kathy Neitzel

    What was that Address again?

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  6. Jim Deming Avatar
    Jim Deming

    1)When your not worried about status,
    2) And you thought Yamaha built the first wave runner.

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  7. Jim Deming Avatar
    Jim Deming

    “a dream and a will. “

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  8. Steve Strayer Avatar
    Steve Strayer

    When traveling first class, one must beware of infamous pink sombrero’d water jackal. This sneaky adversary can siphon gas out of a leaf blowing- water taxi faster than you can say “Doesn’t matter”!

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  9. Evan B Avatar
    Evan B

    if i only had a pittsburgh steelers sticker!

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  10. Jared Sisco Avatar
    Jared Sisco

    Ingenuity the father of insanity

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  11. Pete Feldman Avatar
    Pete Feldman

    Peter said…..
    “I told you I could find a use for those empty chemical barrels and old boat front end……..oh I borrowed your solid waste pump.”

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  12. Tom Hinds Avatar
    Tom Hinds

    Vacuuming Sister Lakes at the Woodward’s

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  13. Matthew Smith Avatar
    Matthew Smith

    Go Go Gadget Speedboat!

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  14. Michael Leahy Avatar
    Michael Leahy

    Jung Lee finds the materials his father was storing to develop the new pipeline for the village water supply – being a bright lad he reconfigures the peaces and parades by dad – See dad it does work you can use this to get to work carrying more buckets now.

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  15. Matthew Smith Avatar
    Matthew Smith

    Go Go Gadget Speedboat!

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  16. Crystal Avatar
    Crystal

    When they open the school again, I’m entering this in the science fair.

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  17. Danielle Avatar
    Danielle

    If the dream is big enough the facts don’t count..I heard that somewhere awesome by somebody amazing 🙂

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  18. Alondra Avatar
    Alondra

    As long as I don’t sink or flip over I will cross this river and make it on time to the LIFE meeting.

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  19. Alondra Avatar
    Alondra

    As long as I don’t sink or flip over I can cross this river and make it on time to the LIFE meeting.

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  20. Alondrita_L Avatar

    As long as I don’t sink or flip over I can cross this river and make it on time to the LIFE meeting.

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  21. Alondrita_L Avatar

    As long as I don’t sink or flip over I can cross this river and make it on time to the LIFE meeting.

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  22. Philip Brittain Avatar

    “Hey mister, wanna race?”

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  23. Brad Smagala Avatar
    Brad Smagala

    Intersectional Innovation!!

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  24. Jeffrey netz Avatar
    Jeffrey netz

    Sea-doo has nothing on me!

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  25. Jeffrey netz Avatar
    Jeffrey netz

    It looks like he is having a barrel of fun!

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  26. Kayla Avatar
    Kayla

    Ain’t NOBODY got time fo’ that! …..E’sept him.

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  27. Phelicia Wyant Avatar
    Phelicia Wyant

    I’ve got my dustbuster boat, I’ll catch up with those troll people yet.

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  28. Richard Vollnogle Avatar
    Richard Vollnogle

    Sorry,I’m focused-no rides!

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  29. Jim Briley Avatar
    Jim Briley

    Hey, Mr Jetson, that will never work!

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  30. Melissa Atchison Avatar
    Melissa Atchison

    The African Queen 2.0

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  31. Melissa Atchison Avatar
    Melissa Atchison

    The African Queen 2.0

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  32. John Hayward Avatar
    John Hayward

    “You said you wanted a Jetski, what’s the problem?”

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  33. John Hayward Avatar
    John Hayward

    Dock me next to Orrin’s yacht, it’ll be hillarious!

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  34. John Hayward Avatar
    John Hayward

    Champagne vision on a Beer budget.

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  35. John Fedesco Avatar
    John Fedesco

    You might be a redneck if: “you make your own jet ski!” Haha! I wish I had one!

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  36. John Fedesco Avatar
    John Fedesco

    You might be a redneck if: “you make your own jet ski!” Haha! Awesome pic I want one!

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  37. Arthur Harvey Avatar
    Arthur Harvey

    Did you steal my white boots?

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  38. Arthur Harvey Avatar
    Arthur Harvey

    Wanna see what this baby can do?!

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  39. Tigg2588 Avatar

    You might be a Redneck if: “You build your own Jet ski and cruse up and down the river!” Haha! Awesome pic, I want one!

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  40. John Hatchell Avatar
    John Hatchell

    “Parden me sir, do you have any grey poopon”
    “If Dad finds out I took the car, he’s going to be mad”
    “Yeah she’s got to go out with me now…that I got my own ride”…
    “I really need a mentor”……

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  41. wes smith Avatar
    wes smith

    In search of economic freedom, children begin exodus to Cuba…

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  42. CJ Adams Avatar
    CJ Adams

    LIFE is great! No bucket carryin’ for me, I got that pipeline mentality… Livin’ the DREAM!

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  43. p.heiny@comcast.net Avatar
    p.heiny@comcast.net

    Introducing GM’s first motorized water vehicle, the Uni-Boat 5000. Who says the economy is in a decline?

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  44. Paul Heiny Avatar
    Paul Heiny

    Introducing GM’s first motorized water vehicle, the Uni-Boat 5000. Who says the economy is in a decline?

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  45. aaamtn@aol.com Avatar
    aaamtn@aol.com

    Orrin Woodward inspired me to follow my dreams and now I am my own captain.

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  46. JeanetteP Avatar
    JeanetteP

    (Asia’s Batman)
    Alfred Pennyworth: Will you be wanting the Batpod, sir?
    Bruce Wayne: In the middle of the day, Alfred? Not very subtle.
    Alfred Pennyworth: The Lamborghini, then.
    [with deadpan sarcasm]
    Alfred Pennyworth: Much more subtle.

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  47. Wade Harris Avatar

    We now have a visual of Chris on his new purchased boat outrunning the thunderstorm! No wonder there was so much wake!

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  48. Franklin "Team Fearless Matrix" Rucker Avatar

    Excuse me sir. How much can I get if I decide to trade this in? By the way, 99.996% of the parts on this fine vehicle is recyclable.

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  49. JeanetteP Avatar
    JeanetteP

    Synergy-The Art of Working Together:)

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  50. Whitney Nelson Avatar
    Whitney Nelson

    Where there’s a will, there’s a Wei.

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