Many people have asked me to keep doing the caption contests, so here’s another one. A bit more subtle, but I am sure you guys will split my sides with your wit, yet again! Have a blessed day!
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33 responses to “By Popular Demand, a Third Caption Contest”
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After Bill had ignored his wife’s yelling at him to switch lanes, his final thought was, “There’ll be no living with her after this!”
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I knew I should have taken the bus!
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Mommy!
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“Result of split-second decision turning into a split decision.”
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In life, as in driving, when you come to a fork in the road……take it.
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Wonder why nobody’s using this lane?
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Control, this is WhiteCar. Target obviously read the “Slow” in left hand lane from previous posting and has been in left lane for well over 4 seconds. Request permission to terminate target.
WhiteCar, this is Control. Negative on that request. Exercise emotional intelligence and have patience. Maintain status for 5 seconds, and then…LikeLike
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I’ve learned when obstacles come my way to meet them with a positive attitude, head on!!
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Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged on a freeway, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.LikeLike
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Mentor!? Who needs a mentor? I know where I’m going!
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riding a bike with an umbrella was’nt a good idea, think I’ll try a mini van.
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Comment on Bill’s Personality profile. Phlegmatic all the way. He just can’t make a decision! Fortunately he wouldn’t have been going very fast…
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We’re doin’ pretty good…
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The sign says, “Left lane ends in 100 feet.” So why does everyone seem to want to be in the left lane?
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1)Success is a journey not cement wall
2)What was the last thing the bug said before he hit the windshield?
WALLLLLLLLLL!!LikeLike
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“This is what I get for only half deciding to drive in the right lane like Chris Brady says.”
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I always wanted a motorcycle, and if I hit this hard enough, maybe I can get two!
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To paraphrase Orrin from his seminar in Saginaw, “If one side always wins, and the other always loses, why would anyone want to be in the middle?”
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“I owe! I owe! It’s off to work I go!” “Hey Sleepy, watch
where you are going!”LikeLike
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I may be behind someone else, but at least I’m in the fast lane! (and besides, the deer will hit them first!)
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I wouldn’t say that I’m an average driver but I am in the median somewhere.
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I’m taking the high road.
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“Family, I learned a principle about ownership from King Solomon. Now we’ll see who really owns this car.”
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(Sings) “Three, two, one, CONTACT!”
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The shortest distance between two points is… easier to accomplish if we split up.
or…
“Honey, these new Depends work GREAT!”LikeLike
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Which way do I go George? Which way do I go?
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I learned how to do this from a Chris Brady CD.
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Grandpa died calmly in his sleep. Unlike the passengers in the car that died screaming in horror. Thanks Larry!
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go ahead and puller up an the ramp bubba i need ta change the oil
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Ok, son now get on my lap and squeeze through these cars, I have seen you do this a thousand times on Xbox. No problem mommy! Weeee
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Reason number 1051 for Chris Brady to run for political office!
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I hate to say it…but maybe every once in awhile it’s ok to “follow the heard”
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after losing his ability to see the forest for the trees, Dave took up driving and found the curbs bigger in Texas.
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