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30 responses to “Funny Caption Contest, #4”

  1. dean clouse Avatar
    dean clouse

    Must be a government agency–four people looking at a pile of animal droppings wearing bio-suits with one supervisor smiling, watching, with hands in pockets and no protection on at all and very happy that the last promotion finally went through. You can tell the guy on the left is new, that’s a pole he’s leaning on. People with experience lean on shovels. The other three are praying that they soon get that promotion. But I bet all five are happy that Shrek is a ficticious character.

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  2. Marge Avatar
    Marge

    This new backyard TSA service is great.

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  3. Phil Avatar
    Phil

    Looks like you have room for desert now grandma.

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  4. Ian from Texas Avatar

    Don’t sweat it. I bought my EBOLA vaccination on the internet.
    Ian from Texas

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  5. Phil Avatar
    Phil

    Dang Grandma, you’ve gotta have room for desert!

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  6. CRBaker Avatar
    CRBaker

    Reporting live for Channel 48 news … more details tonight at 10.

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  7. DaveC Avatar
    DaveC

    “I can’t figure out why these guys are wearing these protective suits. I’ve been messing with this stuff all my life and it hasn’t affected me. Uh…what was the question?”

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  8. Jim Kloosterman Avatar
    Jim Kloosterman

    Yep its true folks. Wild bears do poop in the woods! Reporting live for TV 77 I’m Cletus Kadidlehopper.

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  9. Jim Kloosterman Avatar
    Jim Kloosterman

    Looks like bells in those bear droppings, and why does it smell like pepper spray?

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  10. Staci Eibert Avatar
    Staci Eibert

    REAL men wear pink, not wimpy bio-hazard suits!

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  11. Benjamin Eibert Avatar
    Benjamin Eibert

    Rufus & Cletus’s grandpa, Brutus, just invented a new sport. News at 11!

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  12. Mike Avatar
    Mike

    This is when we went to the nuclear waste plant. (family photo album)

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  13. ben Avatar
    ben

    They can’t “handle” the truth!

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  14. Anthony C Avatar
    Anthony C

    “Quick honey, take a picture of me with the Ghostbusters!”

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  15. Pete Avatar
    Pete

    Is that Don Freeze’s brother? The first thing you know ole Don’s a millionaire, the kinfolk said,” Don, move to Florida”……

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  16. Chris Payne Avatar
    Chris Payne

    “I can’t decide.” “I’m thinking either a 8 iron or 9 iron.” “What do you guys think?”

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  17. Phil Avatar
    Phil

    Hey mom, I finally bought that cottage on Three Mile Island. Not only did I get a great deal, but my new neighbors are a lot of fun. Here they are helping me find my golf ball!

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  18. Mike in STL Avatar
    Mike in STL

    “Say,fellas, have you seen my mother-in-law?”

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  19. Brian from WI Avatar
    Brian from WI

    Bein’ the instructor is good when it’s 110 degrees in the shade!

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  20. Garrett Mees Avatar
    Garrett Mees

    What was that dear, Oh!,Ok! I will ask them if it is contagious

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  21. chuck portetr Avatar
    chuck portetr

    methyl ethyl badstuff oops
    did it eat that?

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  22. Jordan Newton Avatar
    Jordan Newton

    Harry, the sanguine fellow he is, thought it would be funny to wear a pink shirt to a very dangerous radiation facility.

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  23. paragon Avatar
    paragon

    “…And this is the site where our new home will be.It backs right up to all of this government property,which is great cause ya know nobody’s goin build.”

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  24. dan Avatar
    dan

    This Ant is down for the count I don’t think we can revive this one, He doesn’t have his Elephant buzz.

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  25. Shaun Avatar
    Shaun

    Spear Fishing is harder than I thought!

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  26. Shaun Avatar
    Shaun

    If its a Titleist 3 its mine!

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  27. Shara Barth Avatar
    Shara Barth

    *Stumbling over… “You know fellas…not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen or oxygen, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient to beer… U guys want one?”

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  28. Lesley Kahle Avatar
    Lesley Kahle

    HA, Ha Ha! Where did Claude throw that 300 coin?
    And they think they are going to find it down there!!!

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  29. Lesley Kahle Avatar
    Lesley Kahle

    Claude said they would never find his 300 coin!!

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  30. JEFFREY MORAN Avatar
    JEFFREY MORAN

    AS BAD OF AN IDEA, IT WAS TO BUILD A GOLF COURSE ON A FORMER CHEMICAL WASTE DUMP-SITE. IT WAS “HELL” ON THE CADDIES!!!

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