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35 responses to “Caption Contest Continues”

  1. ben Avatar
    ben

    uuhh
    Hey Beavis, check it out!

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  2. Frank Avatar
    Frank

    I’m all about making a difference in the world. Guess I’d better send a picture of this so someone can do something about it.

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  3. dean clouse Avatar
    dean clouse

    I’m a choleric boyscout. This is how to start a bonfire, a few gas cans, some matches, surround with rocks. Oh I’ve got to take a picture of this, my mom will be so proud.

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  4. Chris Payne Avatar
    Chris Payne

    “Chestnuts roasting on a wildfire…” This fire getting a little
    low. Time to throw another tree on it.

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  5. Dickie Avatar
    Dickie

    Got Marshmellows?

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  6. steve Avatar
    steve

    Honey can you pickup some marshmallows and graham crackers. I have the campfire started. By the way we were out of fire starter so
    I used gasoline.

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  7. Jim Kloosterman Avatar
    Jim Kloosterman

    Hey kids, get some hot dogs and some really long sticks.

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  8. kckarate Avatar
    kckarate

    The guy taking a picture of the fire isn’t doing it right so they hired another guy to take a picture of the guy taking a picture. Must be a corporate job!

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  9. Josh Avatar
    Josh

    Mom, Mom, Can you bring the marshmellows?

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  10. CRBaker Avatar
    CRBaker

    Dang it … forgot to bring the marshmallows

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  11. CRBaker Avatar
    CRBaker

    “You’re either part of the problem, part of the solution, or part of the scenery.”
    – Deniro in Ronin

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  12. David Avatar
    David

    Uh, no thanks, I’m doin’ pretty good. You could help me out by picking up some marshmallows on your way over…

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  13. B.A.S. Avatar
    B.A.S.

    And Moses heard a voice coming from the bush…….

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  14. Jay Avatar
    Jay

    Being a resident of San Diego (where it looks like this picture was recently taken) makes this a bit of a stretch to put on a site with a request for a comedy tag-line. Many of my friends and coworkers lost homes in these fires. For this guy to just sit calmly and take pics of the fire while the Fire Department is SURELY trying to get to his house to save his belongings, and probably his life, is just ridiculous. What this is an example of is leadership in the wrong direction. And with that, here’s my caption:
    “Hey Maude, do you smell something burning?”

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  15. Staci Eibert Avatar
    Staci Eibert

    This is the TRUE definition of entertaining yourself to death!

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  16. Josh B in PA Avatar
    Josh B in PA

    “Apparently Mr. Smith was checking the news on his cell phone to confirm wildfires in Northern California just moments before he was consumed by the flames…”

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  17. Josh B in PA Avatar
    Josh B in PA

    “Apparently Mr. Smith was checking the news on his cell phone to confirm wildfires in Northern California just moments before he was consumed by the flames…”

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  18. Chris Brady Avatar
    Chris Brady

    Jay:
    I hope I didn’t offend anyone who was involved or affected by the tragedy of the California fires recently. Please accept my apology if that is the case. It was definately not my intent. I guess humor can be a little dangerous. I just thought this knucklehead in the picture was such a true representation of everything wrong with people in our country today that we should make fun of him.
    Chris

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  19. Granny Avatar
    Granny

    He Mom!! Where’s my violin?

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  20. Trevor Kehoe Avatar
    Trevor Kehoe

    Monty Python and the Holy Grail meets modern technology:
    “By what manner of man are you that can summon up fire without flint or tinder, only a cell phone?”
    “I… am an enchanter.”
    “By what name are you known?”
    “Some call me … either by my screen name, or my avatar, or my youtube ID, or…”
    (Disclaimer: If you’ve never seen the movie and don’t have a sense of humor, it can be interpreted to be sacrilegious upon initial viewing. It was never meant to be taken seriously so lighten up! I neither endorse nor condemn this movie, but I would include it as one of my “classics”. )

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  21. guesswho Avatar
    guesswho

    Man, fresh batteries really DO make a difference with these ray guns!

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  22. Josh Hobbs Avatar
    Josh Hobbs

    Fire? What fire? Oh That!!! that’s no big deal, I mean its not bothering me RIGHT NOW. It could take like….45 years to get here and burn, ME. Why would you want to worry about it now, just have a seat next to me in a lawn chair of mediocrity, see my techno gadget! its really entertaining isn’t it!!! It keeps me busy for hours .
    Now listen don’t go off tryin tah fight that fire it aint right!!!! It aint even Christian, I prayed about it. My brothers, girlfriends, dads, bosses, cousin, tried to fight one, and he lost his shirt, yep it burned right up. You are better off sittin here next to me, pull up a chair.

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  23. Capt. Jon Avatar
    Capt. Jon

    I hate rabbits, I hate rabbits, I hate rabbits.

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  24. Grant Avatar
    Grant

    I personally think this one is hilarious:
    The guy taking a picture of the fire isn’t doing it right so they hired another guy to take a picture of the guy taking a picture. Must be a corporate job!
    Posted by: kckarate | December 17, 2007 at 08:49 AM
    There are a lot of really good ones, however.

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  25. Brian from WI Avatar
    Brian from WI

    Nero, 2007.

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  26. Mark Avatar
    Mark

    Dad! The Flint River is burning again!

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  27. Jay Avatar
    Jay

    Chris,
    No worries! (Yeah, I’m a bit late on the reply…) No offense taken. The offense actually goes to the idiot in the chair and the one taking the picture. I totally agree with you that these people are a perfect example of what not to do/be/act like/ etc.
    On a related note, I know you wouldn’t put anything on here that is unworthy of the site. I (and I’m sure everyone else does too) trust your judgment and your sensitivity to the world around us. While occasionally something may slip past, the Freedom of Speech we all enjoy far outweighs the possible minor offenses given by a well meant post. That said, BLOG ON BROTHER!
    Lead with speed,
    Jay

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  28. Joe de Leon Avatar
    Joe de Leon

    Hey, these laser beam glasses really work!!

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  29. John Avatar
    John

    There are three kinds of people in the world: those who make things happen; those who watch things happen; and those who wonder what happened.

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  30. kpetie@msn.com Avatar
    kpetie@msn.com

    God!! are you in there? talk to me!

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  31. Jim Bontrager, Jr Avatar
    Jim Bontrager, Jr

    Nine……hey, where’s the eleven on this thing anyway?

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  32. Jim Bontrager, Jr Avatar
    Jim Bontrager, Jr

    Hey, I think I have an App for that!

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  33. Douglas Bigler Avatar
    Douglas Bigler

    liberal barbque out of control, started with using the constitution as kindling.

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  34. Garrett Mohr Avatar
    Garrett Mohr

    Judgmental: Posting to Facebook or calling for help?

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  35. Dave Mitchell Avatar
    Dave Mitchell

    Burning bush @ Rocky Mount Retreat. Picture yourself here

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