Humor_first3_2You readers out there have been cracking me up on these caption contests!  And I guess a contest is supposed to have a winner, but it is so hard to choose!  I have to admit, the funniest ones are the ones I couldn’t post!!!!  Trust me, I wish I could share them with you!!  Maybe someday.  In the meantime, here’s another one.  ๐Ÿ™‚

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36 responses to “Caption Contest #7”

  1. dean clouse Avatar
    dean clouse

    Now I know why the sidewalk that stops right in front of my house has a sign that says “Sidewalk ends here”.

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  2. Jeff Harris Avatar
    Jeff Harris

    Come on Poncho! Lets go find some doughnuts and a coffee! I’m getting tired of standing here.

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  3. Nik E. DaPhish Avatar
    Nik E. DaPhish

    The label on those new diet pills did say to drink a lot of water to avoid deheydration….but this is ridiculous!

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  4. Nik E. DaPhish Avatar
    Nik E. DaPhish

    There’s GOT to be a pony in here somewhere!

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  5. Nik E. DaPhish Avatar
    Nik E. DaPhish

    …It was opening day of worm hunting season, and already Hal and his buddies had the “big one” in their sites…..

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  6. Grant Avatar
    Grant

    Well, they told me to dig depth…

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  7. Heather Horn Avatar
    Heather Horn

    “I do beleive that I am stuck and this little tool they gave me isn’t going to help me. I think me feet are getting wet and I may get sucked down into some portal. I know those guys are standing behind me smiling. They think this is funny. To top it all off I have got to go to the bathroom and I know they are going to go to lucnch and leave me here.”

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  8. JP Avatar

    Hey Bubba, I thought you said you were only “knee deep”….

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  9. Chris Brady Avatar
    Chris Brady

    Okay, I was right! You guys are hilarious! And the ones I can’t post are the funniest of all!
    Chris

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  10. ChuckP Avatar
    ChuckP

    I still don’t understand how standing on the dynamite is gonna help, but “Fire in the Hole!”

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  11. Rick Avatar
    Rick

    After breaking the human land speed record, Bob found the only way to stop was to skid 50 feet and hope for the best….

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  12. Rick Avatar
    Rick

    After breaking the human land speed record, Bob found the only way to stop was to skid 50 feet and hope for the best….

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  13. Rick Avatar
    Rick

    After breaking the human land speed record, Bob found the only way to stop was to skid 50 feet and hope for the best….

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  14. Staci Eibert Avatar
    Staci Eibert

    I prefer the term “person of size”…

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  15. Staci Eibert Avatar
    Staci Eibert

    Mmmm… Chinese food, HERE I COME!!!

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  16. Jim Kloosterman Avatar
    Jim Kloosterman

    Whoa thats some pogo stick!

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  17. Jim Kloosterman Avatar
    Jim Kloosterman

    This should only be attempted by a highly trained professional, do not try this at home.

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  18. CRBaker Avatar
    CRBaker

    Hmmm …. gotta be halfway to China by now!

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  19. dean clouse Avatar
    dean clouse

    Hey, how about emailing those super funny unposted ones to me! You know you can’t offend me, and I’ll love them!

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  20. Sunshine1@time Avatar
    Sunshine1@time

    I know I have a belly-button here somewhere…….

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  21. DaveC Avatar
    DaveC

    I know that we’re all wearing orange to honor Bobby Dickie and the University of Tennessee, but mine sure will come in handy to warn everyone else about this hole in the sidewalk!

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  22. DaveC Avatar
    DaveC

    Please email the unposted ones to me too!

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  23. Brian Barrett Avatar
    Brian Barrett

    Choose your runt wisely, you will be in it for a long time….

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  24. BCN Avatar
    BCN

    “In the future, people will learn to use crudley fashioned tools to dig themselves into the ground for the sake of supplementing their busted 401k plans by becoming human traffic cones…”

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  25. BCN Avatar
    BCN

    In a stunning defeat of the DPW, ‘Tiny’ has NO IDEA the rest of the road commission crew is getting ready to dump the Gatorade cooler on him for winning the post hole digging contest!

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  26. Capt. Jon Avatar
    Capt. Jon

    Whoa! Excuuuuuuuse Me.

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  27. kckarate Avatar
    kckarate

    The contest winner on this one is obvious! Grant wins it hands down!
    “Well, they told me to dig depth…”
    Posted by: Grant | December 18, 2007 at 11:39 AM

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  28. Ian from Texas Avatar

    After not seeing it for more than 2 years…Grossburger yelled at the top of his lungs, “Todays the Day!!!”.
    Then he probed around and found it.
    ๐Ÿ™‚

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  29. CRBaker Avatar
    CRBaker

    “If you can keep your head while all about you others are losing theirs, one day you’ll be the tallest person around.”
    -anonymous

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  30. David Mendoza Avatar

    When it comes to road work, George ain’t half bad!

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  31. Laura Avatar
    Laura

    Hey Look, Buuba is tryin to zip his pants Poor thing.

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  32. Scott Avatar
    Scott

    And think Earl, we almost became snow plow drivers……

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  33. Shari Avatar
    Shari

    It’s almost time to wet myself… Still waiting for it to get over my head.

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  34. Garrett Mees Avatar
    Garrett Mees

    awe shucks guys it isn’t funny any more. I can’t feel my feet, I know I am new here but can’t we just be friends?

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  35. Brian from WI Avatar
    Brian from WI

    WOW! Hey Guys!! Look at the size of those alligators!!!

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  36. Matt Avatar
    Matt

    Wac-a-Mole.

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