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37 responses to “Caption Contest #11”
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Hey guys now that I think of it, what are we doing? … didn’t you say that Bubba is up next for a raise?
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Have these guys been deprived of playing on a see-saw on the playgroud? The three guys are standing on the long side and the one guy is on the short side. At that distance, a lunchpail should hold that guy up. Physics aside, where is the safety regulation guys? Those three guys should only put one foot on the board and then lift that leg slowly (call it motivation for faster work).
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(second guy from left to 3rd guy) Gosh, you know Tim, if we let go, no one would know who did it.
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Better hurry before OSHA catches us!!!
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“It’s okay Joe. It wasn’t your fault about the last guy!”
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Wanted: bulk. Must be able to stand still for long periods of time.
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“Okay, jump on three. One…Two…”
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“If You’re Dumb, You’d Better Be Tough! Or else have these guy’s jobs”
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“No! Don’t jump now! Here comes the foreman who is also Bubba’s dad!”
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“Psst… hey frank, what time you got? Must be lunch soon,
Jim and Norm could handle this, eh?”LikeLike
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This is simply to prove it takes 4 men to install a window. Wait till you see how many it takes for a light bulb.
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My peer review evaluation said that I am “DEAD WEIGHT”.
I should be getting double time pay for this.LikeLike
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These must be government workers. I takes three men to do the job of about a hundred pounds of dead weight, and they all need hard hats to do it. (Sorry, OSHA)
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Says one worker to another, “It’s too bad this ship showed up unannounced and asked us to build it. If this was a place that normally built ships, they probably could have put it two feet closer to the side and given the three of us the day off. Oh well, it’s good to be needed!”
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ISN’T THIS CALLED STACKING!
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OH! SHA! used to be what the guy was yelling befor he hit the water!
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I want to THANK YOU PERSONALY CHRIS. Have a GREAT New Year
Garrett Mees
part of TEAM StarNet in St. LouisLikeLike
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We just have to stand here for $24.50 an hour? When’s lunch?
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The latest reasearch data from the National Shipbuilding Research Program Advanced Shipbuilding Enterprise Finance Committee (NSRPASEFC) shows this as just one technique the government has implemented to reduce the cost of building and maintaing US ships.
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CHRIS, could you take the TEAM starnet off the site PLEASE
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shaking head, smiling hard
Seriously, where do you find these?!? No harness, no railings, etc. Did the OSHA inspector take the photo, or is it part of the Safety Training video of what NOT to do?
all from middle guy to man in front…
“Bubba, I’ll bet your wife really CAN do the work of three men…”
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“Cletus, doesn’t this remind you of your days of working road construction for the state? I think I see some orange barrels over there.”
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“Dude, whadya eat fer lunch? If ya do dat again, we’re movin’ ya to da back of da line.”
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“Nice work getting management to approve your suggestion to cut the safety budget, Cletus. Just look at the money we’re saving the company. You know with another person, we could probably shorten this board up another couple feet, too, and save even more!”
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“Today, we’re makin’ Cooter do the install end of the job ’cause last week he was in yer position and told Buford here that with proper equipment this could be a one-man job. Now “Mr. College-grad”, what was you about to say?”LikeLike
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Out of all the books and CDs I’ve read or listened to, never has anyone shown us how to live a balanced work life like these guys have!
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Come on Buddy. Stay awake. This is important!
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The Japanese developed that broom that could stand up by it’s self,…if they can figure this out we won’t have to do anything.
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The way I see it, the first guy is wiping a tear away because he has to go to the bathroom real bad, the second guy is consoling him saying it’s almost lunch time, the third guy looks like he couldn’t wait till lunch.
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And I thought walking the plank was old fashioned. This takes it to a whole new level of thinking.
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“I told you already. I’ll give you your paychecks when I’m done installing this. NOT BEFORE!”
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“It’s ok, were a union.”
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“IT’S GOOD!”
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Government contractors … if we step off does steve still get his million?
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Ah, why are we standing on this board again?
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“Remember that time he short-sheeted our beds?”
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“ITS GOOOOOOD”
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And this concludes our workshop on “trust in the workplace.”
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“OK guys, when we’re done here, you idiots need to pick up this mess to the right.” (Stepping off the board and in unison:) “You got it Boss!”
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Don’t worry George…atleast it wasn’t you the boss made walk the plank! I think we better make sure the paint job is done right this time!
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It’s ok George…atleast it wasn’t you the boss made walk the plank! I think we better get this paint job right this time!
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