I couldn’t hold out an
y longer. Here is the long awaited next caption contest. Proceed with caution!
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47 responses to “Caption Contest #13”
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Chris:
Is this an “I Spy” contest?LikeLike
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“Honey, have you seen my motorcycle?”
“I think it’s in the garage next to the pile of cars.”LikeLike
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SEE!!! It is a two car garage!
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Honey, I don’t think this is our garage.
Didn’t we have a green car?LikeLike
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Wife: “You may have won the divorce case – but here is your settlement!”
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“And they said women were bad drivers….”
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“Honey, I don’t think this is what they meant by a two car garage.”
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“See, Cletus, I told you I could get the truck and the car both in the garage at the same time.”
“Yep, ya sure did, Bubba”LikeLike
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“At least I didn’t hurt the ice chest full of cold ones!”
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…okay… I will give you 250,000 reasons why you should not have tried to squeeze your truck into the garage next to the ferrari…
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Hey Dad, I hope you don’t mind, but I let my friend barrow the truck last night. He said he would park it in the garage when he got back from the party
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In “Launching a Leadership Revolution” in the section “What a Leader Does” looking at the “Cycle of Achievement” under the heading of “Working” with in the paragraph discussing “Giving Praise and Recognition” quotes “A leader looks for ways to compliment their performers.”
Sorry, I’m stumped!!!!LikeLike
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Is this what they mean by stacking?
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Live from KTRH, concerned neighbors called local law enforcement to report the scene we are now bringing to you live.
If you look closely, the red sports car has a bumper sticker that says, “In case of rapture this car will be unmanned.”
In a strange turn of events, so does the blue truck, our investigative team is trying to put together the pieces.
More after this commercial break…..LikeLike
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Honey, you always said we needed a convertible!
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I understand that you’re engineers and all, but double decker busses don’t quite look like that…
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Honey! This garage is a mess! Where did you put the Ferrari?
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And they said it couldn’t be done!
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Trying to reduce mileage and a totaled Ferrari, I bet Ferris Bueller was involved.
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F: Found
O: On
R: Red
D: Dream CarLikeLike
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Dadnabit, where did my Ferrari go? I know I parked it somewhere around here.
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Has anyone seen Mindy?
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Is this how you get all five cars in the barn? forget the keys?
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One of these days, I’m going to have to get serious about cleaning the garage. You never know what I’ll find in there!
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This is what happens (for real) when you try to drive and talk on a cell phone.
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Dad: Can you tell me what happened in the garage?
Son: Apparently someone tried parking your car under my truck.LikeLike
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If you like this one, check out the top 10:
http://www.funtoosh.com/dj.php?details=A11~362LikeLike
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This is what a vehicle does that does not have one of Orrin’s pantents in it. Yet another reason to listen to Orrin!
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There! Now there’s room for my motor scooters.
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Look honey!! I told you I could fit the truck in here without scratching the moped!!
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This is what it looked like just after Bubba said, “Watch this . . . .”
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LIVE.. live.. live.. SUNDAY sunday sunday.. in Alan’s GARAGE garage garage.. its wall to wall monster truck action action action! Watch as the Teal Truckzilla pulverizes anything in its path….
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This is what happens when you leave a Ford alone in the garage with a Ferrari.
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Industry insiders are saying that the latest venture between Ford and Ferrari is not going so well.
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Here is our new Ferrari-F150 hybrid pickup-sports vehicle! Now if we could just figure out how to drive it!
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Dad, Mom parked her car underneath my truck. Can I take your car tonight?
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Caption Contest #13
To my darling husband,
Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pickup truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn’t get hurt, so please don’t worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Tesco, and when I turned into the driveway, I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pickup fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kindhearted personality you will forgi ve me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.
I am enclosing a picture for you. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.
XXX
P.S. Your girlfriend called.LikeLike
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And they said it couldn’t be done…well guess what?
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Oh, thank goodness you did not hit the vespa.
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We just need to increase the angle of the ramp and drive a little faster to clear the house. The dream is big enough, you just need more practice. Let’s go re-read the Team Builder’s Textbook for suggested adjustments.
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Truck: oh look, there is his pretty little toy car in my garage.
Car: that’s right, what are you going to do about it?
Truck: vroom, vroomLikeLike
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I bet there is a NASCAR season race schedule and a six pack of bud light on the passenger seat. Always park FIRST before you check what time the race is at, shotgun that last beer, spit in your mountain dew bottle, ….
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Arkansas storm chasers run for protection!
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F- FIX
O- or
R- REPAIR
D- DAILY
Now fix it!@#$%^&&LikeLike
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What do you get when you cross a Ford with a Ferrari?
1- a Ferrariod- its an extra body part gear heads and motor monkeys have, motorized mechanical stuff makes them think “I want it”.
2- a Forderarri-is the name of a sound Italian sports cars and Ford Cobras are known to make when you step on the gas, you get goose bumps, your eyes blur, you drool, the dream comes alive.
Sincerely,
Dave NelsonLikeLike
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Honey, you didn’t leave enough room in the garage for me to park. It is a 2 car garage right? Debora Berryman
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You might be a Choleric if…
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