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  1. Matt Avatar
    Matt

    And then the guy jumped out and did a cannonball, right down in the water there…..

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  2. Nik E. DaPhish Avatar
    Nik E. DaPhish

    Caroline unveiled her new invention the “Toyota drawbridge” specifically designed for use in Marinas, but it was met with criticism. When interviewed Caroline admitted, “..the only real problem left to solve is, well…it’s still a very expensive option..”

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  3. Nik E. DaPhish Avatar
    Nik E. DaPhish

    Officer: “How did this happen ma’am?”
    Lady: “I was sitting here at the intersection, minding my own business when…WHAM! That boat ran a red light and nearly took my life!”

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  4. Greg Avatar
    Greg

    Now my eye-sight isn’t the greatest, but isn’t that Hillary standing there?

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  5. Garrett Avatar
    Garrett

    After being told, “she had missed the boat” Hillary quickly made sure she covered that angle for her next campaign add to be aired some time in the near future.

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  6. Grant Avatar
    Grant

    Chris, I don’t know if you’ve seen this picture but it’s pretty funny:

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  7. Grant Avatar
    Grant

    How will I explain this to the insurance company??

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  8. eric Avatar
    eric

    Rushing to meet her husband the only thing on Caroline’s mind was “I hope I don’t miss the boat”.

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  9. phyllis flury Avatar
    phyllis flury

    oops!

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  10. CM Avatar
    CM

    Wheeew…Almost missed the boat.

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  11. CM Avatar
    CM

    I guess it’s not my time to go yet…God really does love me.
    “And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose.” Romans 8:28

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  12. CM Avatar
    CM

    Offstreet Parking

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  13. Ian from Texas Avatar
    Ian from Texas

    Live from KTRH…after a late night of celebrating her amazing come from behind victory in New Hampshire, the Hillary Campaign spin machine has the pedal to the metal over this dangerous accident.
    Eye witness accounts claim Bill was screaming at Hillary that she was going to crash in the water, and other witnesses claim to have heard something even more amazing. After a daring Secret Service rescue,involving the US Navy, Hillary was picked up on a long distance Microphone telling her husband, “See Bill, the media doesn’t call me the “smartest woman in the world” for nothing. I DID NOT CRASH IN THE WATER!!!!”
    The DOT has been called in the investigate if Hillary was under the influence…
    of a Toyotathon commercial.
    More on this story at 10PM.

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  14. David B Avatar
    David B

    See I told you we could get the boat to move

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  15. Owen Derry Avatar
    Owen Derry

    Excellent boating there, Captain – getting right underneath that car like that!!!

    You’ll notice that the car door is open. I wonder if anyone stepped out (for a swim)?

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  16. RichardQ Avatar
    RichardQ

    I’ve ALWAYS wanted to go yachting but next time I guess I otta leave my car in the parking lot and try walking to the yacht.

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  17. Garrett Mees Avatar
    Garrett Mees

    Sally Sanguin talked Phylis Phlegmatic into staying just a little longer, but after missing the last ferry, Carroline Choleric, decided to make her own arrangements to get off the island.

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  18. Ryan W Avatar
    Ryan W

    Honey, I know you like fresh fish, but next time please wait until we get to the restaurant.

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  19. Ryan W Avatar
    Ryan W

    Officer it’s not my fault, really! I was so excited about the new sea food drive thru I got confused. Come on, it could’ve happened to anybody!!

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  20. Scott C. Avatar
    Scott C.

    Doesn’t every “dingey” park their car on their yacht?

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  21. Dan Avatar
    Dan

    Hillary hoped this wasn’t where her campaign was headed…

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  22. DaveC Avatar
    DaveC

    Toyota’s newest ad campagn to show the strength of the frame of the Camry.

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  23. Keyser Soze Avatar
    Keyser Soze

    As I saw my ex-husband sitting in the window of our, I mean his, yacht, I simply wanted to tell him I’m over it. I mean, I got the Toyota.

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  24. WayneG Avatar
    WayneG

    The latest in matching boat bumpers – self-launching, includes dock and slip side storage compartments.

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  25. Alan H Avatar
    Alan H

    I feel a great lawsuit coming on!

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  26. gmt686 Avatar
    gmt686

    I’m not sure what the bigger mystery is here: how she got out of the car, or how she did it with her water bottle!

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  27. Brian from WI Avatar
    Brian from WI

    The judge gave him the boat and the car; so I just delivered the car! Wasn’t that nice of me?!

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  28. lori Avatar
    lori

    oops, was that a boat?

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  29. John L Avatar
    John L

    My husband always said, the best suspension is a free floating one.

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  30. paragon Avatar
    paragon

    Why would you be that stupid to dock your boat so close, something like this was bound to happen.

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  31. paragon Avatar
    paragon

    would everyone quit standing around,…..somebody get my make bag.It slipped onto the floor when I was looking in the mirror.

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  32. paragon Avatar
    paragon

    “Well why would you have your boat so close to the dock anyway,…something like this was bound to happen!”

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  33. paragon Avatar
    paragon

    “Well why would you have your boat so close to the dock anyway,…something like this was bound to happen!”

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  34. Jim Wise Avatar
    Jim Wise

    All is not lost, at least the trunk is accessible.

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  35. Barbara Vanderpool Avatar
    Barbara Vanderpool

    “well I guess if people say this couldn’t be done, and I proved them wrong, I know I can build my business.”

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  36. Shaun Avatar
    Shaun

    (Car) “Would any of you mind… GRABBING THE ROPE!”

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  37. johnnybig Avatar
    johnnybig

    There are no shortcuts… to the other side

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  38. Tom Manzer Avatar
    Tom Manzer

    How not to do a business launch!

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  39. Tom Manzer Avatar
    Tom Manzer

    The millionaire and his wife
    The movie star
    The Professor and Mary Ann
    Here on Gilligan’s Isle

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  40. Johnson Family Avatar
    Johnson Family

    At least I’m not late for my hair appointment!

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  41. Johnson Family Avatar
    Johnson Family

    At least I’m not late for my hair appointment!

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  42. gayroach@yahoo.com Avatar
    gayroach@yahoo.com

    Thelma and Louise’s new adventure. Debora from Texas

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  43. Cindy Taylor Avatar
    Cindy Taylor

    Bridging the gap!

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  44. Cindy Taylor Avatar
    Cindy Taylor

    Bridging the gap!

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  45. Cindy Taylor Avatar

    Bridging the gap!!!!

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  46. Cindy Taylor Avatar

    Bridging the gap!

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  47. Matt Bauman Avatar

    Honey I will not be able to tight rope across that rope in these heals to get on our boat! Don’t worry baby, I got this!

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  48. Chris Bowie Avatar
    Chris Bowie

    Someone had fun night!

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  49. Darrell Millner Avatar
    Darrell Millner

    See honey, I told you air bags don’t deploy over water

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  50. stephen Avatar
    stephen

    Canry go for a swim? Let’s take the car! ๐Ÿ™‚

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