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31 responses to “Caption Contest #17”
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Earl got so sick of the amount of road construction that summer that he decided to take matters into his own hands. It was then that everyone realized what a bad idea it was for him to be in the Air Force reserves.
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duck, duck, squoosh
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“…requesting permission to buzz the dozer.”
“Negative GhostRider the pattern is full”
insert Kenny Loggins music here.. – Gonna take a ride… in..to… the danger zone….LikeLike
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you want supplies? I will give you supplies…. right here….
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…vote for Hillary and everyone will get free health care and a mid-sized sedan car-bridge thingy….
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Worm: Sarg…it looks like the 45 Year Plane is heading right for us.
Sarge:Don’t worry, it’s a friendly. Keep working.LikeLike
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This is the beginning of a really big F.U.B.A.R.! Right my brothers in arms ? ps. take the periods out and it sounds much worse.
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George, are you sure they only need 6000 feet of runway to take off? Hold on to your hats!
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I think I can I think I can.
Scotty….give me more power!LikeLike
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“Sarge, are you sure that all of us are enough to stop that thing?”
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The developers of the new STOL (Short Take Off or Landing) super tanker bet their lives that the plane can take off in less than 1000 meters of runway.
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I’m giving it all she’s got Captain!!!
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Hey guys, is that a plane or have I been in the dessert to long??
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Bubba, this is about to hurt.
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The ironic thing is the plane is transporting fresh clean pants.
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Sarge, the pilot of that jet called and said that he doesn’t have enough time to stop, he said you’re gonna have to jump up and grab ahold of the wing as he goes by.
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“Houston…We have a problem”
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“I’ve heard the expression,there’s no atheist in a foxhole….I guess that applies on runways too.”
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This just isn’t going to be good for anybody
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Do you guy’s hear that? it’s faint but i defenately hear something.
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Sargent: Hey Bob, did you remember to turn in that work order for this job?
Bob: I knew I was forgetting something. Do you think it’ll matter?
Sargent: Nah…LikeLike
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If there was EVER a time for a sense of urgency…
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Look! It’s a bird, no a plane, no it’s Starscream!
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Ah dang it! I was holding the work order upside-down!… we are supposed to be clearing Runway 99, not 66!… I wonder why they don’t want us to clear Runway 66…
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“Good News Bad News” The good news is, the jet is actually at a stand still. The bad news is the guys on the ground are not Americans.
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hey Cap. what’s that camel doing in your tent?
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That waiver we signed to get into the military means we’re about to have some fun.
clearance, we don’t need no stinkin’ clearance, their hearing will recover shortly.LikeLike
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It’s when I’m in this kind of situation I find myself saying prayers I haven’t heard since I was 5.
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pilots license – $80’000
new under wear – $40 a pair (government issue)
large military air craft – 16 million
buzzing ground crews – pricelessLikeLike
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What are those guys in the Tower doing……….anyway you’d think they had a busy day or something.
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“Hey, Fred.”
“Yeah, Bob?”
“I think I just pooped a little…”LikeLike
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