ChinesewomanunhappywithhusbandSome of these leave me speechless.

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  1. DaveC Avatar
    DaveC

    Mai Li continues to practice daily in hopes that some day the husband throw will become an olympic event.

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  2. DaveC Avatar
    DaveC

    Chris,
    You speechless?
    I’ll never believe it!
    DaveC

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  3. DaveC Avatar
    DaveC

    “Dear, I told you you have to wear your lead boots when we come up on the roof in the middle of a wind storm.”

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  4. David S. Avatar
    David S.

    I got me a man! I’m gonna hug him and squeeze him, and never let him go!!

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  5. Ian from Texas Avatar

    Judy’s mentor suggested that she not push the Team training system on her husband.
    After a month of his negative attitude she decided to throw him into the Team training system instead.

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  6. johhny-d Avatar
    johhny-d

    “But honey!!” “I said those pants DON’T make your butt look big!?!?”

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  7. johnny-d Avatar
    johnny-d

    This is a glimps of Christmas future where there was no Chris Brady or Orrin Woodward and no LLR. No men stood up to be leaders so a new event was added to the olympics, the Male Toss. Thank GOD for the Team System.

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  8. benjamin_rush Avatar
    benjamin_rush

    in the olympics they have the hammer throw. in the czech republic they have the jan hammer throw because of the severe overplaying of the miami vice theme song.

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  9. Craig P Avatar
    Craig P

    I have a house full of 3 girls from 2 through 18 (4 if you include the dog). This picture is how I feel ALL THE TIME! Small price to pay for having so many beautiful women in my life – with all those beauties to rescue, life is definitley an adventure to live. Now on to the battle to fight……..

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  10. Miriam Teresi Avatar
    Miriam Teresi

    Honey – I know you’re mad at me, but please….please don’t just let me go.

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  11. Greg Avatar
    Greg

    “Note to self… This is what happens when you break up with Super Women!”

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  12. Greg Avatar
    Greg

    “Note to self… This is what happens when you break up with Super Women!”

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  13. Jim Kloosterman Avatar
    Jim Kloosterman

    A new olympic event “Husband Hurling”

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  14. Liz Avatar
    Liz

    “You will do this TEAM thing with me whether you want to or not!”
    Chris and Orrin, a quick(?) update on the 2nd Power Point presented to my soldiers this past drill. The subject was from LLR, Chapter 2–“What a Leader Brings.” They took a 10 pt. quiz on the info from “What a Leader Is” and they all scored 100% on Crock, Jackson and Churchill. I couldn’t believe it. One of them piped up, “Who are we going to learn about today?” That comment made my day. I thought, if this gentleman did nothing more than felt like he learned something, my efforts were worth it.
    After I showed the 2nd PP (I included slides about Brett Favre’s article on leadership in a recent Sports Illustrated along with William Wilberforce) two soldiers requested that I send it to them via email, along with the previous one they both missed. The same gentleman piped up before he left the room, “LT, who are we going to learn about next month?” I said, “Wouldn’t you love to know. Maybe we’ll learn about you.”
    Throughout the month I had been sending random emails with leadership nuggets and I tell ya, I cannot remember a drill weekend where my soldiers performed like they did. Our platoon had to move all of our equipment and supplies to a new area of the armory. We thought it would take two days. They did it in one. But, the best part of the weekend was watching my section sergeant find her ‘voice.’ She has been a difficult person to work with–at times I just give up–but this past drill she was performing three levels above her usual and her soldiers were visibly happy. At the end of drill, in front of my platoon sergeant I praised her leadership through the weekend, pointing out specifics that made her performance so strong. She gleamed. While we were walking away she said, “Ma’am, keep those ‘leadership things’ coming.”
    I continue to be struck by the power inside the principles that TEAM leadership embodies. I’ve learned there’s a big, BIG difference between knowing all about leadership and actually practicing the principles. Having the courage to put leadership knowledge into concerted activity has almost a magnetic/contagious result. Thank you for helping me find my ‘voice’ and enlightening me with the idea that helping others find their voice is what matters more.
    If TEAM is an ‘army,’ I am one proud soldier.

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  15. Jacki Avatar
    Jacki

    Bubba begins to rethink his plan how to take home the trophy at the next carp clubbing classic.

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  16. Chris Brady Avatar
    Chris Brady

    Liz:
    Thank you for sharing this story of how you are applying the principles in the LLR book. I am thrilled with your results! Something you said really stood out, the phrase “the power inside the principles.” I like that! Keep leading and thanks for sharing with all of us on this site! God bless. Chris

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  17. DaveC Avatar
    DaveC

    Liz,
    Please keep us up to date with your drills. It is really exciting for the rest of us to hear how the TEAM system and LLR continue to help so many others outside of the TEAM.
    DaveC

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  18. Brent Avatar
    Brent

    I told you for the last time to put the seat down when you’re done!!!

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  19. Andy Avatar
    Andy

    Super Hero Strike: Day 43
    The Daily News reports
    Superman and Wonderwoman have been spotted leaping over tall buildings and laughing. They were last seen on this roof, somewhere in Metropolis,wearing street clothes and playing human merry-go-round.
    Superman was overheard saying, and I quote, “WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
    In other news, Daily News reporter, Clark Kent, is still missing.

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  20. CM Avatar
    CM

    I need to find out how much I can trust you before I say yes.

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  21. Michael Connor Avatar
    Michael Connor

    This is really helping my back. Thanks hon.

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  22. DaveC Avatar
    DaveC

    Sue Ann dicided that Cletus was just too high maintanance and that it was just easier to throw him back and look for a new man.

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  23. DaveC Avatar
    DaveC

    Chris,
    Could you sometime tell us what is really happening in these pictures, especially this one?
    DaveC

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  24. Chris Brady Avatar
    Chris Brady

    Dave C:
    I wish I knew!
    Chris

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  25. dean clouse Avatar
    dean clouse

    Green acres is the place to be
    Farm livin is the life for me
    HEY HONEY, IT’S A SONG, I PROMISE WE WILL STAY IN THE CITY
    AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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  26. Victor Avatar
    Victor

    True Ninnyhood..

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  27. Jim Kloosterman Avatar
    Jim Kloosterman

    Honey I’m sorry I forgot our anniversery againnnnn.

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  28. Jim Kloosterman Avatar
    Jim Kloosterman

    Its all about leverage!

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  29. Jordan Newton Avatar
    Jordan Newton

    IM GOING TO ST LOUIS BABY! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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  30. Drinkxs.biz Avatar

    Ester, an 87 yr old retiree:
    “Bango Juice makes me look and feel young again… watch as I throw this full grown man into the Flint River.. Thanks Bango!” **
    **(Results not typical, people should not use Bango if they are: pregnant, nursing, under the age of 7, tall, ugly, sensitive to caffeine, allergic to the elderberry found in the jungles off the western banks of Amazon river, unable to solve word problems in math, lactose intolerant, afraid of heights, watch Walker Texas Ranger or think Judge Judy is a real judge.
    Side effects may include: nausea, diarrhea, constipation, temporary blindness, sweating, soreness in area below neck, gas, shortness of breath, increase in back hair (women), chest pains, headaches, sleepiness or insomnia or intense regret for throwing people off bridges.
    Do not drink Bango while operating heavy machinery, driving, juggling, doing geometry, diffusing a bomb, making a bomb, anything that requires good judgment, or throwing people from bridges)
    Enjoy Bango – drink responsibly. Contact the person who stapled this on the phone pole and join today!

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  31. RichardQ Avatar
    RichardQ

    Honey, couldn’t we just buy a toy helicopter instead of playing one?

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  32. Garrett Mees Avatar
    Garrett Mees

    As Kiko swung the bat she thought she had mad contact but heard her husband cry out “BALL TWO”
    OUCH!
    I know that was bad I am sorry.

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  33. the island kid Avatar

    Ok honey, it was cool the first time…now you’re freakin me out!!!

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  34. Tony Avatar

    Okay, this is the last time I make her mad during “that time of the month”.

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  35. Angela Geurian Avatar
    Angela Geurian

    Whoo hooo!!! My wife is finely in, she got so excited she picked up the nearest thing and started twirling it in the air; I was the nearest thing!!! ๐Ÿ˜€

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  36. Rose Catellier Avatar
    Rose Catellier

    who needs a car when you’ve got the hulk for a wife and a high pain threshold?

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  37. Rick Lloyd Avatar
    Rick Lloyd

    I trust this guy as far as I can throw him – but the TEAM I trust to the ends of the earth.

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  38. LaMont Andrews Avatar
    LaMont Andrews

    They said go Power Player, not throw a naysayer

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  39. Kyle Starr Avatar
    Kyle Starr

    I told you I cpuld fly stop trying go keep me down and “grounded”.

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  40. LaMont Andrews Avatar
    LaMont Andrews

    They said go Power Player,not throooow aaaa naaayysaaaayyyyer

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  41. Dave S Avatar
    Dave S

    The strength of Power Player!!

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