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37 responses to “Caption Contest #22”

  1. Mel Avatar
    Mel

    The last words anyone heard Bubba say were, “Watch this!”

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  2. Ian from Texas Avatar

    Bubba convinced Cletus the importance of parking closer to the beer.

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  3. Andrew Avatar
    Andrew

    I thought the sign said it was a drive thru.

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  4. christopher geroge Avatar
    christopher geroge

    “HEY Luwcy, you have some splaining to do!!!”

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  5. KansasJoe Avatar
    KansasJoe

    How much of the game did I miss . . ?

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  6. Scott C. Avatar
    Scott C.

    I thought the “mobile” home needed some horse power.

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  7. Mel Avatar
    Mel

    Bubba patented a rather odd method for determining where to locate front doors in modular homes.

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  8. Mel Avatar
    Mel

    What’s the matter with you Cletus? Were you raised in a garage?

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  9. Jose Avatar
    Jose

    “I hope you wiped your tires before you came in MY house!”

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  10. Drinkxs.biz Avatar

    After years of letting the “Pitcher-Shaped Kool-Aid guy” terrorize the townsfolk by kicking in their walls screaming “OH YEAH!”… Jed took vengeance into his own hands.

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  11. RichardQ Avatar
    RichardQ

    But honey, you told me you wanted a double patio door, you didn’t mention that you wanted on the other side.

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  12. JP Avatar

    I wish it wasn’t true, but, this place looks better than the place I had been living in for the past four years!

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  13. Jordan Newton Avatar
    Jordan Newton

    Hey, ya sorry about that. I just came to get my CD’s I gave you.

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  14. Brion Avatar

    The New York Museum of Modern Art unveiled today it’s newest masterpiece entitled “…The other left.”

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  15. DaveC Avatar
    DaveC

    “Notice that model 314 home comes with an optional pickup truck in the living room.”

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  16. DaveC Avatar
    DaveC

    “Well, Cletus, I can’t wait to hear how you’re going to explain this one to the insurance adjuster.”

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  17. Johnny-d Avatar
    Johnny-d

    If you can’t DODGE it, RAM it!!!!!!!

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  18. Jose Avatar
    Jose

    “Papa loved Mama, Mama loved the night . . . . Mama’s in the graveyard – Papa’s in the pen!” Garth Brooks

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  19. benjamin_rush Avatar
    benjamin_rush

    we survived multiple tornadoes, but not uncle ricky after a few “pops”.

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  20. B. Sowers Avatar
    B. Sowers

    See Martha, I told you that Dooor would Be lagre Enouf.
    Buba..

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  21. Susie Beck Avatar
    Susie Beck

    Yep! Should have let him build the garage first.

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  22. Justin Porteus Avatar
    Justin Porteus

    Quick! The cops won’t find us over there!

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  23. Garrett Mees Avatar
    Garrett Mees

    Hey I just wanted to drop off this CD for you to listen to, I know you don’t have a CD Player so I will leave my truck here so you can listen to it. I will be back tomorrow to pick it up.

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  24. Kim Avatar
    Kim

    I thought you said we couldn’t a-Ford a new front door?

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  25. paragon Avatar
    paragon

    Your lucky you didn’t break my new windows!!!

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  26. paragon Avatar
    paragon

    Look what you did to my yard!!!

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  27. Mildred Avatar
    Mildred

    Bubba came home happier than a tornado in a trailer park.

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  28. Jeff Avatar
    Jeff

    She wanted the house and the truck, she’s got them.

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  29. Heather Brinks Avatar
    Heather Brinks

    Now son, the brake is the left pedal….. THE LEFT, I SAID THE LEFT!!!!!

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  30. Jamie Shaw Avatar
    Jamie Shaw

    In the beginning….. Bill says to Tim ” Well it looks like we got a no show” Tim says “.. NO SHOW…NO SHOW.. I’ll
    show ’em a no show. Lol

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  31. Brian Avatar
    Brian

    Wife: You drove the John Deere tractor when you were 8 years old, so you thought your daughter could drive the truck at the age of 9?!!!

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  32. Eowyn Avatar
    Eowyn

    Next time maybe you’ll listen when I say “If we don’t get a house with a garage I’m gonna make a garage myself!”

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  33. Dave Mitchell Avatar
    Dave Mitchell

    Hahahaha…..just droppin in for a visit!

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  34. Tim McNeil Avatar
    Tim McNeil

    What do you mean “now it looks like a farm truck”?!

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  35. John Stinson Avatar
    John Stinson

    Well she said I got to keep the truck and we would split the house 50 50… Looks about even to me.

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  36. Kurt Bucy Avatar
    Kurt Bucy

    Maybe I should have gotten the automatic parking from Tesla instead of Walmart.

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  37. Michele Connolly Avatar
    Michele Connolly

    Was the drive through closed?

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