Redneckspeedwagon_2 Turbo Couch Potato!

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29 responses to “Caption Contest #28”

  1. Owen Derry Avatar
    Owen Derry

    Beans + a match + recliner = YOW-ZAAA!!

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  2. Joe B. Avatar
    Joe B.

    Philip, not to be held back by his license being suspended, devised a way to make it to the ZZ Top Reunion Tour. … do..do ..dooooo.. alll.. my friends.. Own a Looowww Recliner!

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  3. Tim Corzine Avatar
    Tim Corzine

    You’re looking at a scene from next summers block buster hit- “Transformers II: Rise of the Evil Living Room Furniture”

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  4. paragon Avatar
    paragon

    Hey some guys like to bowl or hunt,I’m more into jet propelled go-carts.

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  5. paragon Avatar
    paragon

    Hey some guys like to bowl or hunt,I’m more into jet propelled go-carts.

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  6. JP Avatar

    Too many re-fried beans while watching the Super Bowl.

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  7. Steve G. Avatar
    Steve G.

    Cletus here, thought if he went Turbo, he jus might qualify for sumthin

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  8. Becca Avatar
    Becca

    Uh Oh! Where’s the brakes on this thing?!
    Reminds me of a quote from Chris: “When I die I want to skid 10 feet.”

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  9. Jim Kloosterman Avatar
    Jim Kloosterman

    This baby will get me home on time to watch my favorite TV shows.

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  10. Scott C. Avatar
    Scott C.

    The ultimate toy for a phlegmatic sanguine personality type.

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  11. CM Avatar
    CM

    This is soooo coool…I never have to get up from my recliner.

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  12. David B Avatar
    David B

    I told her I didn’t have to get out of my chair

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  13. Ian from Texas Avatar

    People committed to TEAM
    will get to St.Louis
    by ANY means necessary!
    Ian From Texas

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  14. TrevorK Avatar
    TrevorK

    This guy is trying to prove that you can take off WITHOUT your seat in the upright position… except he forgot the wings.

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  15. ianpardington Avatar
    ianpardington

    How about going no where fast??
    what to do with a spare jet engine, 17 gallons of turbo blue 150 octane fuel and uncle Rocco’s smelly old smoking chair.

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  16. Bill P Avatar
    Bill P

    OUTTA MY WAY! Bathroom break during SuperBowl Halftime!

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  17. Bernie Lammers Avatar
    Bernie Lammers

    Fired up! Headin’ for St. Louis.

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  18. Bill Kolasa Avatar
    Bill Kolasa

    New from Acme!

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  19. Carmine Villani Avatar
    Carmine Villani

    Hey TEAM——-Here I come!

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  20. Dave Nelson Avatar
    Dave Nelson

    Attempting to bring summer early to a northern location by heating the air

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  21. J.J. Posegay Avatar
    J.J. Posegay

    Introducing the newest snow plowing machine. Just drive and watch the snow melt away.

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  22. RichardQ Avatar
    RichardQ

    Honey, I told you I didn’t want any beans with my dinner while I’m watching the gaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.

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  23. Sunshine1@time Avatar
    Sunshine1@time

    Chair ………$20
    Jet engine ……….$400
    Can of pork & beans…. $1.59
    Super Heavy duty hot glue gun …….$40
    Turbo by the Major……… PRICELESS

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  24. Mervy Avatar
    Mervy

    Whoever said that couch potatoes never leave the house can eat my dust!!

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  25. Gary McAdams Avatar
    Gary McAdams

    Roy was moving along at about 130 mph when he realized that the tiny wheelchair brakes would not be enough to slow down his latest invention

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  26. screamin' lou Avatar
    screamin’ lou

    …and the grand prize for the chili cook-off challenge goes to…

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  27. Lynn DeBuhr Johnson Avatar
    Lynn DeBuhr Johnson

    Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

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  28. Shaun Avatar
    Shaun

    All this time and I thought the $300 NASCAR experience was something completely different. I will never prejudge anything again!

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  29. Kevin - in Wisconsin Avatar
    Kevin – in Wisconsin

    Thats how Tim made it in 31 months!

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