Okay, after being drenched in national politics, I felt the need for some humor: hence the new caption contest and now this. These are actual headlines from newspapers!
1. Grandmother of Eight Makes Hole in One
2. Deaf Mute Gets New Hearing in Killing
3. Defendant’s Speech Ends in Long Sentence
4. Complaints About NBA Referees Growing Ugly
5. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
6. Tuna Biting Off Washington Coast
7. Men Recommend More Clubs for Wives
8. Man Held Over Giant L.A. Brush Fire
9. William Kelly, 87, Was Fed Secretary
10. Milk Drinkers Are Turning to Powder
11. Half-Million Italian Women Seen On Pill
12. Safety Expert Says School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
13. Scientists to Have Ford’s Ear
14. S. Florida Illegal Aliens Cut In Half By New Law
15. Farmer Bill Dies In House
16. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
17. Hershey Bars Protest
18. Is There A Ring of Debris Around Uranus?
19. Women’s Movement Called More Broad-Based
20. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
21. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
22. Eye Drops Off Shelf
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