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  1. BTCG Avatar
    BTCG

    Life-Cycle Management: The Wrong Approach.

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  2. R. Shawn Consla Avatar
    R. Shawn Consla

    Experimental Fuel log entry 212
    Need to cut back on helium mixture…..

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  3. Anthony C Avatar
    Anthony C

    Orrin and Chris’s sequel to LLR called “Launching a Leader.” Is that you Chris?

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  4. Rory Avatar
    Rory

    hey, wait for me!

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  5. Ian from Texas Avatar

    Houston, we have a problem.

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  6. Rory Avatar
    Rory

    thoughts to self: I better get maximum points for this superman air.

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  7. Sunshine1@time Avatar
    Sunshine1@time

    Whoa nelly,…I guess I should do a “Plan Do Check Adjust”

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  8. Tom Capps Avatar
    Tom Capps

    A fool and his bike are soon parted.

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  9. Troy F Avatar
    Troy F

    uuhh…houston…we have a problem…

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  10. Blake Weber Avatar
    Blake Weber

    In America, It wouldn’t be long after that R. Kelly gets sued for “I Believe I Can Fly.”

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  11. lisatower Avatar
    lisatower

    If you love something, set it free…

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  12. Brad B Avatar
    Brad B

    Well, this didn’t go quite how I expected.

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  13. Lindsey B Avatar
    Lindsey B

    “I believe I can fly…”

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  14. Rick Avatar
    Rick

    Positive Impact?
    or
    ” forget that bike, I never liked it anyway… Hey I can see my house from here!!”

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  15. Jim Kloosterman Avatar
    Jim Kloosterman

    OOOHHHH this is gonna hurt.

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  16. Chris Tonkinson Avatar
    Chris Tonkinson

    Don’t worry little Johnny, I’ll save your motorcycle!

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  17. Theresa Avatar
    Theresa

    Catch that UFO! (unauthorized flying object)

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  18. Drew Hubbard from Muskegon Avatar
    Drew Hubbard from Muskegon

    In an interview with the Johny after the race… “I took the jump a little hot and realized I ran out of both horizontal momentum and talent at the same time!”
    I can’t really take credit for the above comment because it isn’t entirely mine, but thought it was worth sharing.

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  19. Pedro Avatar
    Pedro

    I hope someone is taking a picture.

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  20. Joe Avatar
    Joe

    He’s gonna need “Hillary care”

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  21. Erik J Reed Avatar
    Erik J Reed

    Today is the day???????

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  22. KansasJoe Avatar
    KansasJoe

    Hey watch Me . . . Ohh I hope nobody saw that !

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  23. Brian Avatar

    darn airport security again.

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  24. Brad L. Avatar
    Brad L.

    Good evening, and welcome to the 6 o’clock news. I’m your anchor, Lars Lars Pants-on-Fars.
    Our top story tonight: Fans and onlookers were left in awe when renown motorcycle jumper Ernie Devlin attempted free-flowing flight by jumping his motorcycle over the Chilihappimussasippi County Fair. It was for one fleeting moment when he was mid-air, Devlin realized he was sans parachute, which was left tethered to the roof of the Jockey Club, a Las Vegas condominium, remnants of his previous jump.
    While being ushered to emergency care after landing in an untidy heap, reporters asked if he could comment on his feat, in which he replied…
    “like motorcycles, it was a wonderful ride, as long as you don’t mind the bugs in your teeth.”

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  25. Edg Avatar
    Edg

    Does this remind you of anything? Some things move ahead and leave you behind whether you like it or not.
    It’s better to ride the bike than to watch it get away from you.

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  26. brian berge Avatar
    brian berge

    this is what chasing a prospect may look like to others

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  27. Julana Schaub Avatar
    Julana Schaub

    HE is the Wind Beneath My Wings.

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  28. LES FINK Avatar
    LES FINK

    SHOULD HAVE USED STRONGER GRIP GLUE!

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  29. Michael Connor Avatar
    Michael Connor

    He has really good form and lots of emotional maturity, considering the GRAVITY of the situation.

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  30. DaveC Avatar
    DaveC

    “I know I can catch the bike and get back in the seat before it lands if I just try a little harder.”

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  31. Phil Avatar
    Phil

    Ever feel like your vehicle is getting away from you? Be prepared and seize your opportunity and don’t I repeat don’t let go of your vechicle, it might just have serious consequences. God Bless

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  32. Jonathan Avatar
    Jonathan

    Look ma, no bike!

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  33. Becky G. Avatar
    Becky G.

    You didn’t tell me I was suppose to hold on too!

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  34. Joe B., St. Louis Avatar
    Joe B., St. Louis

    The Night is young, the sky is clear, The Fair goers watch with fear, up above, screams they hear, “I forgot second gear!” but have no fear, our biker landed to cheers. For him and his bike once departed, landed one right after the other, in the booth for persian carpets.

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  35. DaveM Avatar
    DaveM

    Look ma! no h…. OOPS!

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  36. jim Avatar
    jim

    Wait, Come back…. I’m your Leader.

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  37. RichardQ Avatar
    RichardQ

    Not letting go of your bike and flying off of it: Urgent/Important
    OR:
    If I had prioritized a little bit better, I wouldn’t have missed my ride!

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  38. RichardQ Avatar
    RichardQ

    Darn, it looks like the bike is gonna win again!

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  39. L gober Avatar
    L gober

    I knew I should’ve worn clean underware today!

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  40. RichardQ Avatar
    RichardQ

    God grant me the serenity
    to accept the things I cannot change;
    courage to change the things I can;
    and wisdom to know the difference.
    Living one day at a time;
    Enjoying one moment at a time;
    Accepting hardships as the pathway to peace;
    Taking, as He did, this sinful world
    as it is, not as I would have it;
    Trusting that He will make all things right
    if I surrender to His Will;
    That I may be reasonably happy in this life
    and supremely happy with Him
    Forever in the next.
    Amen.
    –Reinhold Niebuhr

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  41. matt Avatar
    matt

    When Pigs Fly?! Yeah right!
    I can’t get my bike to land…!

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  42. Joshua Hendrickson Avatar

    Tim Marks (Superman): waving at the crowd “Hi everyone!”
    Thinking to himself “What’s this bike doing up here?”

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  43. Georgia Avatar
    Georgia

    I should have never mentored with Evel Knievel!

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  44. DaveC Avatar
    DaveC

    Tim Marks (Superman) in pursuit of a runaway (flyaway?) bike before it can land in a dense crowd and injure dozens of innocent bystanders.

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  45. Bryan A. Avatar
    Bryan A.

    The 95 %er’s last attempt to prove Orrin wrong. The jet is still going to win, buddy.

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  46. QDMAMAN Avatar
    QDMAMAN

    Look Mom, no hands, no feet, no brain!

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  47. Matt Tisdale Avatar
    Matt Tisdale

    Now What….
    or
    Don’t just stand there and watch do something..

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  48. Jason Avatar
    Jason

    In doing the “Superman” maneuver, Chris forgets that he is supposed to hang on to the bike to re-mount before landing.

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  49. steve s Avatar
    steve s

    if only i was a meloncholy.

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  50. Paul Avatar
    Paul

    At least I’m wearing clean underwear…

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