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45 responses to “Caption Contest #32”
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And Her excuse is “I use to be blond”
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After all of the construction workers in Hazard county had receieved tickets and referred to as “dipsticks” in sheriff Rosco’s speed trap, they decided it was their turn to to set a “lil trap” of their own.
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Oh boy!
Here comes another lawsuit.LikeLike
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Stupid is as stupid does.
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Keep laughing. As soon as I get out of here, your coming with me.
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I thought law enforcement was above ALL laws, including physics!
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So that is why they call this the “CarPool” Only Lane…
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As construction workers stood in awe scratching their heads, officer Wendell slouched deeper in his seat with his eyes closed chanting, “I’m invisable. I’m invisable. I’m invisible”.
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“This will show them that they should have given me the horse.”
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caption: “Knowledge Could Only Get Me So Far I Guess, How About Some Wisdom??!!”
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We never knew Sarge was serious when he said, “I’m gonna drive this thing into the ground.”
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Right about now she’s trying to come up with a good excuse for this dandy…
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A real speed trap.
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Now thats what I call brakes!
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when the captain said to read the traffic control procedures manual, I thought it was optional!
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…………crazy weather eh!
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So that’s how they put the rumble strips on the shoulders of the highway. I always go too fast to see how deep they really are!
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Great! Stuck in a rut again!
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You should have stayed north of the Jesus sign
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One way to leave your imprint on society.
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Those crazy Duke boys made a clean getaway as Roscoe got slowed down in the new highway construction in Hazard County!
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I should have skipped that last donut!
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I’m glad to say that the experimental instantly softening concrete has proved successful as a tool to catch those who are trying to evade arrest.
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ok quick make a handprint…ha ha ha we are in so much trouble!
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Hey Chris, wouldnt it be helarious to have these caption contests up in ST.Louis
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Officer Betty waivering on whether she should start her diet today, embarassingly, comes to the realization enough is enough when she saw the imprints she was leaving behind.
Betty: (burp)”Boys at the precinct had a bet I couldn’t finish off the 72oz. Big Blue. oh boy, someone get me a tums!”LikeLike
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Going where no MAN has gone before.
Hey! I’m a woman , I should have asked for directions.LikeLike
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Hey Chris,
I’m new to your site (since you came to do the AZ BDS). Twice I’ve commented on your Caption Contest, and twice my caption was credited to the person’s name above mine.LikeLike
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lisatower:
sorry you are having trouble! I’ve struggled with some of the software glitches on this site, as well. Maybe you can put your name at the end of your comment itself, as a protection against this confusion. Thanks for participating!
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Chris
I know that you probably have a ton of pictures stored to use for your caption contest. I have a picture of a couple of goobers in a blow up swimming pool drinking some pops,evidently too many, and cooking on an electric griddle. You can take the picture off of my blog if you would care to use it.
Kevin.
Go Team! See you in St. Louis.LikeLike
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obstacles-1
person rushing home to show the plan- 0LikeLike
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Sir Issac Newton said it best – “an object at rest tends to stay at rest”
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Hello Mike Jones, this is Simpleton calling. Ah could you please tell me again, about that project you are working on. I think I am ready to get started.
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See what happens when you don’t follow the system and try to go off on your own!
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I’m such a mover and shaker that I leave tracks behind me for all to see.
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Ruts! Mrs.DaveC
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Some details must be understood to avoid getting bogged down. Should have read LLR and course corrected>
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“Was I suppose to turn right or left?”
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feel the earth move under my feet
I feel the sky tumbling down, tumbling down
I feel the earth move under my feet
I feel the sky tumbling down
I just lose control
Down to my very soul
I get a hot and cold all over
I feel the earth move under my feet
I feel the sky tumbling down,
Tumbling down, tumbling down…LikeLike
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Otto decided it was time to get on system and stop trying to do it on his own!
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Officer, your eyes look glazed. How many donuts have you had today?
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Even the police were upset about all the construction on the way to the major!
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The office was determined to leave a mark on this world
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New Southwest commercial. “Want to get away”
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I just followed the GPS directions…
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