This one is probably dangerous.
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36 responses to “Caption Contest #36”
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The only title I can think of is:
“The story of my life…until Team”LikeLike
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I’m begging you, take the credit card. Just don’t make me take those ballroom dancing classes.
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Honey I just found it…you can have it back.
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That’s okay Chris! Danger is my middle name! (Should I mention that Avoid is my first name. Of course my last name is Withatenfootpole.) Who do you think came up with the idea of using that robot in the tv show “Lost In Space?) DANGER DANGER DANGER
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I’m a man,I can change, if I have to, I guess.
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Found this in cyberspace.
After 5 years of very heated debate, the phrase “I accept thee and all thy Major Credit Cards” will now be written into all marriage ceremonies.
Is this marriage or divorce? I can’t tell the difference. You are right, this one is dangerous.LikeLike
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Dear…I only said Dr.Rhoms Funbook said you might be only 10%…let me explain again…please
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(sniffles) Here hunny, I’m Sorry!! I swear I didn’t buy the Pants or the Milk!! I,I,I was just looking….please don’t take my man card!
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(This one is from my husband.) Your wish is my command, Dear! Anything you say, Dear!
(This one is mine.) She told him again she had said, “Show me the money!!”LikeLike
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Recent press in Europe reports that some prospective grooms have stopped giving diamond rings as a sign of commitment, but euro cash card / gift certificates, where the future bride can get what she wants.
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Happy wife–Happy life! Mrs. DaveC
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“I know sweetie, but that last test drive was so fun…”
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FORGOTTEN ANNIVERSARY BEHIND! sign
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I thought you would like the fishing boat, poles, and reels. I cant read your mind, I didn’t know you wanted me to buy a ring.
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. This one is playing hard to get.
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This is the last of what I have, oh Jezebel, I’ve nothing more to take. (Not bowing, but praying under his breath)
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I surrender!
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a debit card for your thoughts?!
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Another example of french military tactics
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“Will you marry me?” asked the man with the zipper on the side.
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Bob, while searching for his contact lens came acrossed Jill’s Euro Card. He politely returned it to her. Jill was so pleased she instantly fell in Love with Bob for his gentlemenly actions and his buff stick figure. Today, you can see Bob and Jill’s offspring on every bathroom door in the world.
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The Sixth Language of an Apology. Doug in Naples
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Keep the plastic buster! I want My ring paid for in cash.
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Praying for redemption, he tries her three favorite words…”Here’s my VISA!”
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A court-room drawing of Bill and Hilary after the Monica Lewinsky scandal. In a later interview, she said she was just going to redistribute the money anyway.
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Jane his wife!!!!
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Is this the international symbol for divorce court settlement?
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Marry You???
A Man who will go in debt for a woman is a man with no chest!LikeLike
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“I’m sorry honey. It won’t happen again. Here just take my credit card. Buy what ever you want, but please please don’t make me stay at your mother’s.”
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Better to live on the corner of the roof than share a house with a quarrelsome wife.
Proverbs 21:9LikeLike
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Men who have lost control, this way please.
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Our cash-only policy is for the protection of husbands, boyfriends, governors and others who value discretion.
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SHOP TILL YOU DROP
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The price to play is a ring and a life, not a card!
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First step of recovery “admitting it”
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Every woman’s dream, every man’s reality.
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Yes that dress makes you look good and no it doesn’t make you look fat. But please on charge one this time, I would like to eat later.
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The moment Dave Ramsey realized the power of cash.LikeLike
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