I thought it would only be fitting to put up a political caption contest. Sorry to choose the Democratic side, it’s just that the Republican side, by comparison, is so BORING.
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42 responses to “Caption Contest #38”
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Bill to himself: “Oh boy. I’ts looking more and more like I’m going to have to be Hillary’s First Lady”
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I bet he’s thinking “I wish I had inhaled, it might have made this marathon a little less boring.”
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Were’s a dartgun when ya’ need it…
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“I don’t know how much longer I can keep this finger out of my nose…if I could just get that one piece…I hope no one is looking…yes!, I got it.”
The next day’s Press Conference: “I did not pick my nose.”LikeLike
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There she goes again!
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How did I get here?
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When Bill sees this he will thank Hillary for not sending in the picture (video) of Bill falling asleep in church.
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“O boy… here we go again.”
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Where’s Monica?
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I think she’s saying: “Come on, Make My Day”!
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typically, seeing red makes a bull want to charge. in this case…. not so much.
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Of all the wives I’ve had, how did I end up with this one?
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Am I bored? It depends on what the definition of BORED is.
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Blah blah blah blah blah doesn’t she ever shut up?
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I wish I had used preperation H!
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Bill: “If she wins the Presidency, I’ll NEVER get my zipper back around to the front!”
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I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN………
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and Bill is thinking to himself..: ” why…why…why….didn’t I listen to my mommy when she told me to shop around…? ? ?
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This has got to be my hell!
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(Bill) – “WOW, I coulda had a V8
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“Can’t she see the big red numbers on the clock that say 00:00?”
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Chris,
I don’t have much to say about this pic, I can sleep with my eyes open too, but……
I did want to thank you again for Obstacles. A quick story. Myself, my seven year old son, and five year old daughter were sitting on the chairlift at A-basin in Colorado on a beautiful Sat afternoon March 2 and our last run of the day was going be on the East Wall, an easy double black diamond for us older kids. Jadyn the five year old did not want to go. Zach the seven year old leaned out over the bar, looked at Jadyn and asked,
“Jadyn, is that you or Obstacles talking?”
Jadyn sat back and then responded, “Okay, Let’s GO”. We proceeded to ski an awesome run down the East Wall.
Thank you so much for the mentoring and the chance to influence the next generations in such a wonderful way..
To the millions
cv in the rockiesLikeLike
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This is just great. If she gets elected I’m gonna have to figure out some way to hide OUR income from all the tax hikes necessary to socialize healthcare. Did she just say she’s gonna “FORCE” people?
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“…okay, well as you know my first two terms during the 90’s, I played a more behind the scenes role, but this time I…”
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1.”I can’t believe she’s the smartest woman in the world.”
2.”Spoken like a true Marxist.”
3.On a personal note,I’m hoping that someday these two will just go away.LikeLike
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Does anyone other than me think it ironic that this woman who has a very good chance of becoming the leader of the free world is running on a platform of taking away all our freedoms? If she wins, would that make her the leader of the bondage world? Would she be introduced as such?
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Dean:
You are right. Bill’s thinking the country won’t like her dominatrix any more than he does.
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Bill: Well, looks like I’m #2 in charge at the white house again.
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I really should have been more honest when she asked me if that suit made her butt look big…
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I bet if she had read “Launching A Leadership Revolution” she wouldn’t be behind Obama right now…
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Hillary: “Yes Vice-President Gore? ummm… No, if I’m elected President I will not officially declare Al Gore inventor of the internet.. next question”
Bill: “hmmm… does an out of work president qualify for unemployment?.. wonder if there’s a bbq joint open this late… would it be too obvious if I got up and left? Ok Billy, poke yourself in the eye to stay awake.. what’s she’s talking about? oh no.. I’m lost… just nod your head in agreement.”
Hillary: “I propose the death penalty for unfaithful husbands!!!”LikeLike
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Wow! They are buying into what she is saying! When I said those same things, I didn’t get that type of reaction. Maybe it’s because of her “Experience”.
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“Did she join WeightWatchers?”
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I wonder if I should order the Double Whopper or the regular Whopper when this is over? Will she let me get a combo meal? I hate it when she won’t let me super-size it…..What did I have yesterday for dinner? Was it Whopper regular or with cheese? Onion rings or french fries? …..
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….. milk, bread, eggs,no, I think we have cheese….. definately need more tylenol…..
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did I turn off that iron when I ironed her pants? gosh, I really don’t remember… maybe I should tell someone. I wish I could remember if I turned it off… I hope our insurance is paid!
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I can’t believe it! She does a better John Wayne walk then me, thought Bill.
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I guess the Red Scare wasn’t just a bunch of hype after all.
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I can’t believe I had sexual relations with that women.
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Bill thinks, “She said when she becomes president i will be sent around to help improve the US’s image, oh man did George make a mess, so let see just over 300 more days until that happens.
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Bill says “I’m really exciting about her being the boss.”
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I knew I should have invested in Crispy Creme stock.
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