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60 responses to “Caption Contest #42”
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I think he believes the having a stretch limo makes him rich or simply a man with a good job if he is willing to listen.
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Looky there, that there car is as long as that mansion. Sure is purdy. I wonder how many bedrooms it has.
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Dreams Can come true,
My car is worth more than my house!LikeLike
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Hey Fred I think your new car is longer than your house That LLR thing relly works Ha!!!!!
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If that car’s his business, he’s got nothing much to show-fer it…
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What about ‘instant gratification’ do you not understand?
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Stevie-“Were living proof of goals and dreams, got the limo out front for the kids and all the cousins. Plus got 10,895 channels through Direct TV. Were Doing pretty good.”
Other-“Well doesn’t look like your lookin for anything right now”
Stevie-“Yea,By the way, have you seen my pool out back!!”LikeLike
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95%er wins powerball
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of course that car makes sense, it has a trailer hitch!
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Bumper sticker : my other vehicle is a john deere!
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After a failed presidential bid, the Clintons moved back to Arkansas.
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That’s hysterical … it reminds me of what I see throughout the neighborhoods. ..only not as obvious.. folks putting money in something that depreciates just cuz they want to look good. Randy Haugen would have lots to say I’m sure with this picture. Loved his “Financial Common Sense” CD. Have a blessed Easter Chris. Thanks for all you do!
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Delayed Gratification. ‘Nuff said.
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Is that the Honeymoon Suite?
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the car has to be worth more than the trailer.
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Delayed gratification can do amazing things. 🙂
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“Think and GROW Rich!”
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“I got it for no money down and 7% interest for 15 years. It’s even got a little refridgerator inside to keep the boxes of wine cold!”
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They told me I could live in it!
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Here’s my new “company bucket.” It doesn’t get any better than this!
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You’ve all seen “Dumb and Dumber,” and now you know the rest of the story.
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Popular Televangelist Goes on Visitation
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Hey,Honey! Its the first day of Spring. Think you can get me a BRUSKIE and wash the car.
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Less than perfect credit? Not a problem! Creative financing available.
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GOALS MUST be specific!! When I told my real estate agent I needed a home with a large enough area to park my limo under cover this WAS NOT what I meant.
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I usually don’t work from home like this, Senator… but the Empire Club is swarming with reporters.
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Well… you definitly know where his money goes 🙂
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Hey! That’s my house and car! How’d you find out?
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Prom night in Kentucky.
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Of course I got the stretch Lincoln. The stretch Hummer wouldn’t fit in the carport. Duh.
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The lifestyles of the NOT so rich and famous!
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George, who drives for Diamond Transport, likes that fact that his boss lets him take the car home when his is not working. The car has air and TV and a great sound system.
George was going to buy a house, but after reading Rich Dad Poor Dad, and playing the game, he decided he was going to get out of the rat race. If he could just make a little more passive income per month…LikeLike
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But ma, you said that I could sleep out in the car tonight.
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Frank and her husband Francis, in an interview with Success Magazine stated, “Listen, we know how this looks, but you would be amazed at what you can do when you clarify your vision! We’ve seen this car for years! Sure, our neighbors thought we a few french-fries short of a happy meal, but they’re all linin’ up for rides to the sod growers convention now!” Following the interview, Frank and Francis were heard discussing their next goal… Double insulated windows and French Doors on front. Good Luck guys!!!
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Flunkie: Hey Boss, I got the conspicous get-away car you wanted. Boss: I said inconspicous you idiot! Inconspicous!
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I guess this is where that stretch-limo pickup truck goes that I saw a couple of years ago. They must have had “limousine” as the very first thing on their Define list!
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You might be a redneck…if your automobile has more square footage than your house!
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Stretch your imagination!
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This guy has a REALLY big tool trunk!
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Hey, the limo and the carport are just there so Bubba has a place to put his DishTV antenna.
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hey ya’ll, it’s Bill & Hillary pulling up to tour their presidential library in Little Rock!
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While his hosts were very friendly and personable, Mick was not at all impressed with the backstage accommodations for his latest outdoor concert.
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It’s all about priorities.
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At least they’ll still look good pulling up to the courthouse. Its all about apperances right?
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I saved 50% of every check I got for 10 years and bought this limo with cash so I could start a limo service and afford a house to match.
Delayed gratification can do amazing things!
Too bad I never understood the difference between self-employment and actually owning a business. Maybe the Team can help me put some systems in place to make this work more like I thought.LikeLike
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I saved 50% of every check I got for 10 years and bought this limo with cash so I could start a limo service and afford a house to match.
Delayed gratification can do amazing things!
Too bad I never understood the difference between self-employment and actually owning a business. Maybe the Team can help me put some systems in place to make this work more like I thought.LikeLike
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Gertrude: Bubba why is our car nicer than our house?
Bubba: Cause you live in a car but ya can’t drive a house, that’s why.LikeLike
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David Metro had a dream to be the biggest limo company in the world but he knew he had to start with the first step. Yes his neighbors laughed and his family teased but he carried on, why because he had a vision he was following. Success was there for the taking.
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Bumper Sticker: We have spent our children’s inheritance.
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