Red_necks_in_a_flood (Click on picture to enlarge) Take a gander at the items these two thought most important to save!

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27 responses to “Caption Contest #57”

  1. Becky Avatar
    Becky

    We ran out of room for the Monavie!

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  2. bcampau Avatar
    bcampau

    By saving the brewskies, our net worth was unaffected.

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  3. Jake Avatar
    Jake

    Hey Cleatus! Sorry we’re late, we loaned our boat to the carp clubbing guy.

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  4. Garrett Mees Avatar
    Garrett Mees

    After Betty-Lou’s long night of binge drinking she was glad she had her designated driver with her.

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  5. Mark Avatar
    Mark

    “Nah…we’re not really interested…we’re doin’ alright.”

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  6. Neville Pearson Avatar
    Neville Pearson

    Cajun Team Leadership Ingenuity

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  7. AJ Burnham Avatar

    The richest couple in Babylon!

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  8. Jake Avatar
    Jake

    Sorry Officer, I didn’t know we were in a no parking zone, and no I don’t believe she has been drinking. Why do you ask?

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  9. lisatower Avatar
    lisatower

    Mark took my 1st answer…
    too bad they spent all the money on beer instead of buying a small or used BOAT!!!
    You may have to re-prioritize if you’re going to make it at anything in life.

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  10. Jim B Avatar
    Jim B

    When it comes to lifeboats, our motto is “women and chilled ones first.”

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  11. amanda Avatar
    amanda

    Cleatus: turnin Left
    Mary jo : you idiot thems gonna think we’re drunk! Yous gotsta hold the hand out alls the way!Neanderthall!
    Cleatus: if yous so smart why aint yous drivin!
    Mary Jo:I’s ain’t finished my tannin
    Cleatus: We shoulda takin that there rainforest job. Climbin them trees en pickin them berries. Atleast we’d have money for smokes.

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  12. griedy Avatar
    griedy

    We saved the important stuff…BEER!

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  13. Dom.E. Avatar
    Dom.E.

    Hey! Hey neighbors! Looks like y’all survived the Ore Lake Flood of 2008 also!

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  14. Steve Avatar
    Steve

    YOU ALL ARE INDEED PATHETIC. REGARDLESS OF WHO THEY ARE OR WHAT THEY ARE DOING, THIS PICTURE REFLECTS THE PAIN AND HEARTACHE THAT MANY HAD TO DEAL WITH IN THE FACE OF TOUGH CIRCUMSTANCES. YOU MAY DISMISS ME AND TELL ME TO “LIGHTEN UP” BUT I GATHER THAT IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT MORE, YOU WILL REALIZE THAT THE GOD OF ABRAHAM, ISAAC, JACOB, AND JOSEPH ISN’T HUMORED BY YOUR MOCKERY OF PERSONAL SUFFERING.

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  15. Chris Brady Avatar
    Chris Brady

    Steve: You actually make a good point. More than once I’ve gotten in trouble with my humor. I didn’t intend to offend.

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  16. Frank Avatar
    Frank

    Water. Water everywhere. And not a drop to drink.

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  17. DaveC Avatar
    DaveC

    Steve,
    At the risk of seeming insensitive, I would like to compare the people in the photo to the people who probably mocked Noah as he built the ark or the men who mocked Lot before the angels dragged him out of Sodom. Anyone in the situation depicted in the photo has obviously neglected the warnings to flee from the situation in which they find themselves and are fulling deserving of the mockery which anyone heaps upon them for being in the situation which they have willingly found themselves by ignoring warnings to flee the impending danger. So please do not invoke the name of the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob in attempting to invoke sympathy for those who willing place themselves and others who need to rescue them in jeopardy by ingnoring timely warnings to flee impending disaster.
    DaveC

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  18. g.a.b. Avatar
    g.a.b.

    Wow…talk about the need for a bailout plan!

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  19. g.a.b. Avatar
    g.a.b.

    Wow…talk about the need for a bailout plan!

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  20. g.a.b. Avatar
    g.a.b.

    Wow…talk about the need for a bailout plan!

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  21. Michael Malone Avatar
    Michael Malone

    Budweiser… check
    Keystone Light… check
    Kids… ????

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  22. Drinkxs.biz Avatar

    Bobby Ray, an entrepreneur a heart, was able to start a lucrative door to door beer delivery service, which continued to thrive long after the waters receded.
    “It’s like an Ice Cream Truck… except we sell beer…to adults”, raved Bobby. “I’m considering expandin’ my product line to include pork rinds… when the timings right of course.”
    Bobby Ray says business has continued to explode even during these tough economic times, “Haven’t even noticed to tell you the truth.”
    Bobby’s story is truly an inspiring American tale of turning lemons into lemonade… well.. “Mikes Hard Lemonade” that is.

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  23. Tommy Avatar
    Tommy

    I’m not an alcholic… I’m a drunk! Alcholics go to meetings!

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  24. Tommy Avatar
    Tommy

    Meet my kids….Budweiser, Keystone, Busch light……

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  25. Cathy Avatar
    Cathy

    Mrs. Bubba, “Hey, Bubba, at least we can have that party tomorrow night, like we planned . . .”
    Chris,
    Dave is right. They had it coming. Anyone who hears warnings and refuses steadfastly to heed them deserves what they get, whether it be flooded out or ridiculed or both.
    God conferred brains on everyone, even the smallest and meanest of creatures. Unfortunately, at least as far as humans are concerned, common sense doesn’t always come as part of the package deal!

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  26. James Wilkinson Avatar

    Beer sets more steady on a floating door than bottled water. What else is there to drink?

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  27. david Nelson Avatar
    david Nelson

    is this a flood or did the toilet overflow again?
    I knew we shoulda listened to the guy who said not to build our house on the sand.
    See what happens when you listen to a fool ( the GOV) , everyone fall in the ditch.

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