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48 responses to “Caption Contest 2009.10”

  1. Rob Zoppa Avatar

    Yoooo!
    Yao
    Fowl
    Signed,
    Rob – Brighton, Michigan
    Band of Brothers – Forever!

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  2. Robert Powell Avatar
    Robert Powell

    take a lickin’ and keep on tickin’

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  3. Marc from Canada Avatar
    Marc from Canada

    After seeing his opponent chug multiple EMV cans, splashing it all over himself, here is what buddy was thinking…
    “The price I have to pay to get a taste of that new EMV… Yummy!!! it was worth it”

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  4. Carmine Villani Avatar
    Carmine Villani

    Gotta get more of that E-MV

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  5. Chris schill Avatar
    Chris schill

    Tickle tickle!!

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  6. Daniel Evans Avatar
    Daniel Evans

    Yao Ming launched a new deodorant product line recently and while the initial research was positive they discovered a trouble side effect when triggered by body heat. Armed with this information, he has halted all development on his new hemorrhoid ointment product line slated for 2010 endorsement.

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  7. Daniel Evans Avatar
    Daniel Evans

    In America we call them “Pot-lickers.” In China they call them “Pit-lickers.”

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  8. Mike Avatar
    Mike

    “so that’s what perspiration of hard work tastes like”

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  9. Nick Johnson Avatar
    Nick Johnson

    “Okay so this is the last thing I need to do and you promise you are going to get on a 3 case autoship!?”

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  10. John Dickinson - Team One Purpose! Avatar

    “Make sure you take your vitamins or you’ll be licking armpits too!”

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  11. Nick Johnson Avatar
    Nick Johnson

    “Well I don’t mind this self-applying American deodorant, but it makes it hard to put your arms down!”

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  12. Nick Johnson Avatar
    Nick Johnson

    “Man I hope I make the TEAM! Orrin just said to stick to him like glue!”

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  13. Nick Johnson Avatar
    Nick Johnson

    OMG!! Chris said to get them on Autoship….not Armpit!!

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  14. Stephen Palmer Avatar

    “The new China-U.S. relationship.”

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  15. Skipper Avatar
    Skipper

    What do I do now? Weren’t we going to play soccer.
    Skipper

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  16. dean clouse Avatar
    dean clouse

    I love fruit flavored deodorant!

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  17. Gary S. Avatar
    Gary S.

    Chris, this has got to be an all time classic. My guts are killing me from laughing! We’re all so grateful for your ability to teach and entertain in only the way you can! We’ll see you and Terri in Madison Wisconsin in July! Take the gloves off for that will ya??!!!

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  18. Rick Cooley Avatar
    Rick Cooley

    You are right that new citrus under arm stick really does taste great!!

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  19. Brent Campau Avatar
    Brent Campau

    A fundamentally sound defensive strategy for stopping Yao Ming.

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  20. g.a.b. Avatar
    g.a.b.

    Man, that Old Spice deodorant definitely does NOT taste as good as it smells…

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  21. Phyllis Hoff Avatar
    Phyllis Hoff

    I am sure he wasn’t expecting that. What a way to throw him off his game.

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  22. Paul Baggett Avatar
    Paul Baggett

    Bob wasn’t paying much attention when his coach said to get the ball back licitly split. All he heard was to get the ball back you have to lick his pits. Maybe bob should have had some Mona-Vie Emv before the game.

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  23. Cathy - Team Rascals Avatar
    Cathy – Team Rascals

    “Hey, Dude! Is that the new Mona Vie Deodorant you have on?? It’s awesome! How do I get some??”

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  24. Cathy - Team Rascals Avatar
    Cathy – Team Rascals

    Tickle, tickle, tickle!! Maybe if I tickle him enough, he’ll miss the shot . . .

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  25. K.H. Avatar
    K.H.

    Gasp!!! Eww this wasn’t covered in practice!! I hope I put on deodorant!!

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  26. seward Avatar
    seward

    I knew i shouldnt have used the new Axe Chocolate… he thinks im a candy bar

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  27. seward Avatar
    seward

    talk about licking the competition

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  28. J.J. goidosik Avatar

    The things that the government will do for loans.

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  29. Stan Avatar
    Stan

    Ya know, I think I’d rather stick to the 2 ounces twice a day thing rather than deal with such a pit experience as this!

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  30. g.a.b. Avatar
    g.a.b.

    And…speaking of sports and our humble leader…
    “US swimming star Michael Phelps won the 100m butterfly in a sizzling 50.48sec, flirting with the world record as he continued his 2009 World Championship build-up at the Canada Cup.
    Phelps, who won an unprecedented eight Olympic gold medals at the Beijing Games last August, was just eight-hundredths outside the world record of 50.40 held by compatriot Ian Crocker, in Saturday’s competition.
    “I’m really happy,” Phelps said. “I had no idea.”
    Christopher Brady was a distant second in 52.48sec and Joe Bartoch was third in 53.58!!!”
    Way t’go, Chris
    ; )

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  31. Jason Avatar

    “TASTE IT, FEEL IT, SHARE IT!”

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  32. Joe Stromer Avatar
    Joe Stromer

    Oh how I LOVE Old Spice ‘Pure Sport’!!!! you can shoot all day long Ming!!

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  33. Miriam Teresi Avatar

    OMG – I can’t stop laughing long enough to come up with a caption for this one.

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  34. Kevin Avatar
    Kevin

    Flagrant 1 – tongue lashing

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  35. D.J. Will Avatar
    D.J. Will

    In a pit on a sweaty day with a giant!

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  36. Owen Derry Avatar
    Owen Derry

    Mmm – no MSG!
    Owen

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  37. Brent Campau Avatar
    Brent Campau

    One guy was close, but I figured there’d be a million quotes on here about an antioxidant rich, acai laced deodorant.

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  38. Douglas Bigler Avatar
    Douglas Bigler

    I bet this never happened to Michael Jordan!!!

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  39. Chris Avatar
    Chris

    A picture says a 1000 words. I just don’t know where to start.

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  40. Garrett Mees Avatar
    Garrett Mees

    Awhat the heck, this guy is licking me. As soon as I make this shot I am going to pound him into the floor…

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  41. Alpesh Shah Avatar

    Okay okay……so all I have to do is lick your armpit and you will keep buying our debt?

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  42. Brian Barrett Avatar
    Brian Barrett

    lick it feel it share it energy to the power of osmosis.

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  43. R. Shawn Consla Avatar
    R. Shawn Consla

    Personal Most Foul

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  44. Jeff Mann Avatar
    Jeff Mann

    Advertisment:
    “(A Sports Drink) … the taste of Champions ?!”
    Didn’t want to offend anyone by using a specific brand name smiles

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  45. J.Konieczny Avatar
    J.Konieczny

    “Excuse me, waiter, I think I found a hair in my ‘salty and sour’ chicken!”

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  46. Darrell Avatar
    Darrell

    Coach always said, “If you can’t beat them physically, beat them mentally!”
    Man, now I need a shot of MV to get the taste out of my mouth….

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  47. Chris Mattis Avatar

    Yum it tastes like snozberries, I love this new edible personal grooming line, Willy Wonka would be proud

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