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58 responses to “Caption Contest 2009.12”
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Holy Smokes that whisle was loud! I did NOT see that comen!
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Pedal to the meddle, baby…
…the new, Obama stealth bicycles have arrived!!LikeLike
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“Have we all been good boys and drank our morning EMV’S???”…..
“…YES, DRILL SERGEANT, YES!!!”LikeLike
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It was the proudest day of the commander’s career when his squad finally broke the world jump rope record.
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Holy Smokes that whistle was LOUD! I did NOT see That comeing!
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“No one of you jump then the other jump! This is not how you play leap frog!”
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Chris cross will make you jump jump… now all in unison jump jump.. guys you have to continuously jump not just one time. you fail the drill
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If your feeling frogy….
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Monavie gives you wings. Oh wait, that’s been taken already!
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SNAKE! Where?
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Overseas funded government stimulus program to figure out why Geese fly in formation. Part of Al Gore’s global warming package.
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But, Sarge, I thought the best way to get through a minefield was to follow someone who’d already done it successfully . . .
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Being a good E quadrant employee, I didn’t even have to ask how high.
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Sarge:
Can’t you find another song besides Van Halen’s JUMP?LikeLike
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It’s hard to lead from the fetal position.
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Wonder Woman Airlines releases their new 737 passenger jet.
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Communist budget cuts cause National Soccer finals air force
flyover to take a dramatic change of venue.LikeLike
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Drill for marching during an earthquake.
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Hippity hoppity, Easter’s on it’s way!
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The thumb tack of ambition inspired 2 teams to drive depth. Too bad they don’t have a pole like we do to clear the bar!
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Emv will make you Jump! Jump!
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look no granity
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Synchronize Farting Training Camp begins today…
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2012- Orrin and Chris are elected President & Vice-President, come on tell me you wouldn’t jump for joy:)
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”So Many, So High, SO WHAT? – Pursuing Excellence as a Distraction”
A Government sponsored study to determine the feasibility of formalizing the theory of distraction through focusing achieving excellence at something that really doesn’t matter. Survey results showed that 95% of those who were consistently praised for their ability to jump in formation has a more amenable disposition toward the disastrous situation they and their country was in as a result of years of oppressive communism.
One official was quoted as saying, “Dave, did you see the vertical on that one?!”LikeLike
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“Thanks for photoshopping the trampolines out, now my commander will think my guys have almost achieved flight by willpower!”
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Due to economical constraints, we’ve decided not to pay the gravity bill this month
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Systematized Obstaclés Bobble Head Jumping
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Some play dodge ball these men and women need to learn dodge bullet.
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These new anti-gravity boots work great! Now we just have to teach the troops how to stand up in them.
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The power of duplication.
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Military Attempts to Beat World Record for Most People to Jump a Single Skip Rope Simultaneously…your tax dollars hard at work!
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Someone’s private military personnel training to take over IHOP restaurants. (ok, I couldn’t help contributing my own caption).
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The military’s new “cloaked” troop transport vehicle was just released for use…unfortunately the generals have noticed one flaw that was overlooked by the expert engineers.
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When a leader says “jump!”…a rascal will do so without asking “how high?”
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“WE CAN MOVE THE EARTH!!”
“YES WE CAN!!”
“WE CAN MOVE THE EARTH!!”
“YES WE CAN!!”
“WE CAN MOVE THE EARTH!!”
“YES WE CAN!!”LikeLike
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Check out my verticle Yao Ming!
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These invisible high chairs are gonna be the next big thing.
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On the count of “3” everybody jump to the ground!!!
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“21 Frog Salute”
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The Bradys Power Player Party – Steve Morgan and Frank Cox going for a dip!
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Who spilled the charcoal?
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Okay, Chris,
Yours is cute. Most, if not all, of these are cute. (Heck, I think mine is cute!)
I gotta admit one thing, though. Maria’s “21 Frog Salute” is by far and away the most hysterically funny of the bunch!! I was just picking myself off the floor from laughing when my husband came in to see what all the commotion was about, and started it all off again with me!
Thank you, Maria, for the best laugh I’ve had since the Syracuse Seminar . . . (And only those of us there know why. Right, Chris?? 😉 LOL)LikeLike
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Do to recent budget cuts and intense training, our military will no longer need parachutes for aerial attacks.
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“Tryouts for the Chinese National Synchronized Double Dutch Team were held this week.”
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Beans for breakfast, beans for lunch, beans for dinner. I’m sick of beans!
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These new invisible stealth toilets are SOOOO uncomfortable.
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The Chinese platform cannonball team has long been the best in the sport, and reigning gold medalist Pei (3rd from front on left) shows his textbook perfect form as he shouts his best “Bonzaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii”. (The team will practice in the water tomorrow.)
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I was having a hard time keeping my eyes dry laughing at these, but Luke, I think that the stealth toilets note competes for for the top. Thanks for starting my day on a good note! THAT was really funny!
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-“Hey! Why isn’t Chris jumping too?”
-“I dunno. The news clearly told us to jump a meter and a half at precisely 3:06 PM.”
-“Poor guy, he must be outta the loop.”LikeLike
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