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96 responses to “Caption Contest 2010.3”

  1. Pawel Czajkowski Avatar

    “HAHA! It works on a truck.. One more on a house and I will be debt free!!”

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  2. Paul Carriere Avatar

    I knew something would happen if I didn’t drink an Emv this morning…

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  3. Phillip Wickey Avatar
    Phillip Wickey

    You know, Frank, I think you’re right. It IS a little big for your truck… uh…Frank??

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  4. Sam Gertcher Avatar
    Sam Gertcher

    TREES 1 SUVS 0

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  5. Brian moseley Avatar
    Brian moseley

    I laugh so I won’t cry! first, the dawg died, my wife left me, I lost my job at the saw mill this mornin and I go to the parking lot and find this! Now somethin is ticklin me in the pants! I got to change somethin!!

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  6. Jeff Avatar
    Jeff

    “Hey Cooter!! You thinkin what Im thinkin?”
    “Dunno, what you thinkin Fred?”
    “Im thinkin its a dahgum super duper good thing we installed that 3 inch lift kit on this hoss, or this here tree branch woulda left me sceamin and not thinkin!”

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  7. Jarett Avatar
    Jarett

    This is what happens when you don’t follow the script!

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  8. Rob Raymond Avatar
    Rob Raymond

    “…hmmm,I wonder if there’s a government program that would pay for this…after all, it wasn’t my fault.”

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  9. Sandra Saunders Avatar
    Sandra Saunders

    I hope this is classified an “act of nature” under my insurance plan!

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  10. Rocky Contreras Avatar
    Rocky Contreras

    Talk about barking up the wrong tree!! Hey, Hey!!

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  11. Todd Nelson Avatar
    Todd Nelson

    So that’s where I put that ol’ thang!

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  12. Nick Mavis Avatar
    Nick Mavis

    When “Git R’ Done” goes wrong.

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  13. Marty Weasner Avatar
    Marty Weasner

    At the Major I told you to get Wooden, not get Wood IN. Silly Wabbit.

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  14. Franklin MacIntosh Avatar
    Franklin MacIntosh

    Honey, call and postpone that Plan until tomorrow. I’ll be a little late getting home tonight!!!

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  15. larry clark Avatar
    larry clark

    this is how we did it back home we just had a bigger truck and more tnt

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  16. bcampau Avatar
    bcampau

    What’s painful is not the loss of the truck due to the larger log, but rather the placement of the smaller one.

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  17. Shara5113 Avatar

    “Learn from the Trials”

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  18. Scott Young Avatar
    Scott Young

    If a tree falls on a truck, in the woods, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

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  19. bruce clifton Avatar
    bruce clifton

    OK, I need a little mentoring here:
    1. I found the “login” key.
    2. I found the “view my tree” key. Wow that grew fast!
    3. Now, can anyone help me find the “logout”, I’ve got to dream build at the Mercedes dealership.

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  20. Sara Carney Avatar

    Well, that will make a great story from stage!

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  21. Austin Merrill Avatar
    Austin Merrill

    This is it, the moment in life when my 6th grade teacher told me that geometry could save a life.

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  22. Rick Meyer Avatar

    does this tree trunk make my butt look big?

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  23. Shaun Watson Avatar
    Shaun Watson

    “What do I Do now ART?”

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  24. Isarel Avatar
    Isarel

    Don’t worry its just a scratch it will buff right out!

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  25. Dave Mitchell Avatar

    A trucker really loggin in

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  26. ace Avatar
    ace

    Feb, 9, 2002: 2 years after NOT following TEAM Approach, Mrs. Troll People is still pulling wrecks out of ditches. Not much has changed.

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  27. Rob Avatar
    Rob

    When I was a kid, we used to throw snow balls at cars. I like this better!!!

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  28. Kali'i Stone Avatar
    Kali’i Stone

    Ooops, well, not to worry, the government will pay for that.

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  29. Dustin Hudik Avatar
    Dustin Hudik

    How do you like my new S.U.Tree?

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  30. Craig Ewing Avatar
    Craig Ewing

    Yep Paul, I guess we didn’t forget the Log Splitter!!

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  31. Jodi & Bree Davies Avatar
    Jodi & Bree Davies

    Just on my way to show another plan. Glad I left a little early! Hmmm…when is my black Mercedes coming?

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  32. Leah Stadel Avatar

    Step aside, Grape Lady Falling. What we got here is Grape Logger Failing.

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  33. MrsFarm Avatar
    MrsFarm

    Honey…does this make my butt look big?

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  34. Mason Thompson Avatar
    Mason Thompson

    I told you it wouldn’t fit, but nooooo, you just wouldn’t listen.

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  35. Sandra Saunders Avatar
    Sandra Saunders

    News headline….”Beaver at Sister Lakes’ causes havoc to logger!”

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  36. Michelle Johnson Avatar
    Michelle Johnson

    Dang!
    A load of trunks,
    done sunk ma truck.
    Now its nothin but junk
    and dats a load a bunk!

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  37. John Dickinson Avatar

    “I knew I shouldn’t have parked next to those government loggers!”

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  38. Harvey Thomson Avatar
    Harvey Thomson

    When I said I wanted to turn my truck into a “woody”, I ment wooden side panels not wooden top.

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  39. Matt King Avatar
    Matt King

    Basking in his perfectly executed trial run, Frank moved on to the next phase of the plan… How to get Obama to drive by….

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  40. Russ Larsen Avatar
    Russ Larsen

    My dealer said this truck could handle this load.

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  41. Deb Gemuend Avatar
    Deb Gemuend

    My wife did it. It certainly wasn’t because I refused to ask for directions…

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  42. Phil Gingerich Avatar
    Phil Gingerich

    Uh Fred!?!?!?

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  43. Andrew Stella Avatar
    Andrew Stella

    “UM George I know you told me to move the truck. I thought this where you wanted it! Sorry bro! Wanna beer?”

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  44. Andrew Stella Avatar
    Andrew Stella

    “HEY MOM! wATCH THIS TRICK”

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  45. jJeff Peterson Avatar
    jJeff Peterson

    Hey Bubba??? Maybe we should stick with the shrimpin business?

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