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82 responses to “Caption Contest 2010.4”

  1. John Grabowski Avatar
    John Grabowski

    Future Detroit Tigers baseball bat in the road…please avoid damaging it!

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  2. Tom Poulin Avatar
    Tom Poulin

    Tree’s have short attention spans

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  3. Yitz Weiss Avatar
    Yitz Weiss

    Fuggetaboutit! Even da Brooklyn accountants know der’s only TWO of ’em – not TREE.

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  4. Cathy - Team Rascals Avatar
    Cathy – Team Rascals

    After many years of research and countless hours of investigation, traffic engineers proudly announced today their new, bold plan for dealing with large trees in the path of planned highways — go around them!!
    Next on the ajenda? Deer avoidance. An answer on that is expected in the next decade or two.
    (My daughter Beth suggests, “Tree Huggers, Unite!!”)

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  5. Eric Stone Avatar

    The tree is not a big enough warning.

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  6. Eric Stone Avatar

    It should be ? not !

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  7. Marc Vautour Avatar
    Marc Vautour

    After four concervationalist died last winter, the city decided to put up a sign…. R.I.P Jeff, John and Paul.

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  8. Wes Avatar
    Wes

    Only a politically correct tree needs a sign to prove it’s in the middle of the road.

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  9. Dana Wickersham Jr. Avatar
    Dana Wickersham Jr.

    The US Supreme Court rules that chainsaws are now “Unconstitutional”

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  10. Michael Davis Avatar
    Michael Davis

    “But Officer it just jumped right out in front of me”

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  11. Andrew Zentner Avatar
    Andrew Zentner

    Nevermind the large tree up ahead, I have to figure out what these 3 signs are saying on the way to it! Do you want my attention or the tree’s?

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  12. Bill Kolasa in Ann Arbor Avatar
    Bill Kolasa in Ann Arbor

    “forward March !!!”

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  13. nick boyce Avatar
    nick boyce

    “Proof that we are using your hard earned tax dollars for good use”

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  14. Shawn Avatar
    Shawn

    TREE: Yes..?

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  15. Jessica Hipps Avatar
    Jessica Hipps

    That tree is an “I” personality! Always has to be the center of attention! (At least it isn’t dancing on tables!)

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  16. Chuck Avatar
    Chuck

    Government regulators are branching out way too much!

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  17. Nicole Avatar
    Nicole

    Some trees are unavoidable, just love ’em where they’re at.

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  18. Scott Coons Avatar
    Scott Coons

    Looks like the work of the Obstacales family. Uncle Sycamore Obstacles was known for going throughout the country side planting trees in the paths of those destined for success.

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  19. Tony Forcier Avatar
    Tony Forcier

    Although the city tried it’s best to stop the Rascal tree from jumping into the road they have determined there was nothing they could do, it wasn’t their fault…..it was the asphalt!!!!!

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  20. bcampau Avatar
    bcampau

    “I promise, as Governor of your great state, that I’ll use your tax dollars where they are needed most. You aint seen nothin’ yet.” – Schmennifer Grandfoam, MI – D (Heavy emphasis on the “D”)

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  21. M. Clark Avatar
    M. Clark

    This is what happens when environmentalists become traffic engineers.

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  22. Bruce Oakes Avatar
    Bruce Oakes

    Cut it down and get over it.

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  23. Stephen Hartka Avatar

    If you don’t plan your goals, you’ll hit them with surprising accuracy!

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  24. Mark Avatar
    Mark

    American exceptionalism and progress foiled by ACORN!?!?

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  25. Tom Hinds Avatar
    Tom Hinds

    Silly Californians, trees are for parks.

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  26. John Dickinson Avatar

    The result of lack of government foresight.

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  27. H. Widener Avatar
    H. Widener

    The day construction engineers ran out of forks…

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  28. Howard Keys Avatar
    Howard Keys

    Just another government planned roadway

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  29. Norma Avatar
    Norma

    Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

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  30. Mike Krauskopf Avatar
    Mike Krauskopf

    The Attention Tree is the next big thing in the wellness revolution, as focusing on it has been proven to cure ADD.
    (side effects include bark eyes, limb displacement, and twigger neck)

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  31. Dana Wickersham Jr. Avatar
    Dana Wickersham Jr.

    AL Gore strikes again!!

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  32. Sandra Saunders Avatar
    Sandra Saunders

    This is a glimps into the future of the 95% world when they are no longer able to think (or see!) for themselves!

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  33. Paul Britz Avatar
    Paul Britz

    The Government would like to introduce its new program “Trees are People Too.” Pull over and show your love!

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  34. Sherry Fix Avatar

    A.D.D. tree, Can’t stay focused on growing inside the box. TEAM Monavie member growing for success!

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  35. Derek Avatar

    All the warning signs of impending economic collapse are here, yet, we still press the spending gas pedal towards disaster.

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  36. Rick Meyer Avatar
    Rick Meyer

    “I was looking for the fork in the road, and all I found was this oak”

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  37. MD Avatar
    MD

    They had a dream…
    Their all for the thoery, “if the dreams big enough the facts don’t count”

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  38. Michael Davis Avatar
    Michael Davis

    After years of analyzing the tree, we have determined that it doesn’t want to be cut down and the road must go around it.

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  39. Capt. Bill Howard Avatar
    Capt. Bill Howard

    The preceding announcement was brought to courtesy of the Obama Economic Stimulus Package!

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  40. Zenon Berg Avatar
    Zenon Berg

    “While the distracted Tree gets no attention whatsoever!”

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  41. Ben Grab Avatar
    Ben Grab

    M. Clark…now that was funny!

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  42. Carmine Villani Avatar
    Carmine Villani

    Up, Down, Left, or Right
    Just know that in any direction there will be a tree

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  43. Skipper Avatar

    It wasn’t my fault. It was the sign’s fault. I hit the treee while I was busy trying to read the sign.
    Skipper

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  44. Max Gebhart Avatar
    Max Gebhart

    “Let’s see Woodward and Brady fit THIS into their LLR ‘Dream Highway’ analogy…”
    (Tree of trepidation?)
    (Foliage of farcical thinking?)

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  45. Susan Beck Avatar
    Susan Beck

    The world’s #1 Tree loving city
    If God plants it we do not chop it down.

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  46. Austin Merrill Avatar
    Austin Merrill

    “Where is Abraham Lincoln when you need him.”

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  47. Salvador Nolasco Avatar
    Salvador Nolasco

    This is another of my weapons! (Hehehe!-Obstacles)

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  48. Dave Nelson Avatar
    Dave Nelson

    When is a door not a door?
    When it is ajar?
    When is a car not a car?
    When it turns into a tree.

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  49. Dave Nelson Avatar
    Dave Nelson

    This tree reminds me of the stadium they built in Poland.
    They had to tear it down because everywhere you sat you were behind a pole.

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  50. Dave Nelson Avatar
    Dave Nelson

    This tree is like those fuzzy codes you have to decipher and type in the box after you write a comment.

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