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Caption Contest 2010.7 (Scam Orrin Woodward and Me out of a free book!)

The long awaited next Caption Contest is here! The winner will receive an autographed copy of Orrin Woodward and my book: Launching a Leadership Revolution (for free, as in nada, nothing, zippo, we'll just give it to you! Now that is no scam! Just make us laugh the hardest and it's yours! Oh, and, of course, should you already own a copy of Launching a Leadership Revolution (as, of course, you should) we'll instead send you an autographed copy of the RASCAL book. We'll leave it up to you. Just make your caption a good one!)

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67 responses to “Caption Contest 2010.7 (Scam Orrin Woodward and Me out of a free book!)”

  1. JJ Jordano Avatar
    JJ Jordano

    Session Three of Obstacles Training Camp

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  2. Nick Mavis Avatar
    Nick Mavis

    Mom told you to leave the toilet seat down when your done. Now I must regulate!!!!!!!!! POW!!!

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  3. Dan Miller Avatar
    Dan Miller

    nose picker!

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  4. Sandra Saunders Avatar
    Sandra Saunders

    Hyyyyyyeeeeaa! Take that…how many times do I have to tell you that you need to watch your potty mouth!

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  5. John Fruner Avatar
    John Fruner

    “For the last time, Pops, my name is NOT ‘Little Man’!”

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  6. Russell Craig Avatar
    Russell Craig

    No matter the “no” it is just spitballs off a battleship

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  7. Laurie Ward (Team Maximus) Avatar
    Laurie Ward (Team Maximus)

    “Hey Dad!”, “Quit sucking your thumb!
    Don’t ‘build the business’… follow your DREAM!!”

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  8. Levi Ward (Team Maximus) Avatar
    Levi Ward (Team Maximus)

    Disguised as a baby, Jackie Chan thwarts an international terrorist

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  9. Eiron Colin Avatar
    Eiron Colin

    Genshai! ( from the book Aspire ~ It means that you should never treat another person in a manner that would make them feel small)

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  10. mark humphrey Avatar
    mark humphrey

    Aaaagh! The sitter put Emv lite in the baby’s bottle again!

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  11. Shelby Zeier Avatar
    Shelby Zeier

    “Look Honey, no hands.”

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  12. Rick Meyer Avatar
    Rick Meyer

    Coming soon to s theater near you-“Attack of the killer Ninja babies!” (this film has not yet been rated)

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  13. KnowledgeBishop Avatar
    KnowledgeBishop

    Incredibaby was stunned: He’d hoped “floating formula” would work, but the invisibility was a BONUS!

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  14. Jennie Mons Avatar
    Jennie Mons

    Just “onesie” good footie to the “stinking thinking” and we’re back in the game!

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  15. David Bessenbacher Avatar
    David Bessenbacher

    “Everybody was kung fu fighting”

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  16. Terry Baehman Avatar
    Terry Baehman

    “If you are stunned by this flying kick to the face, then change my diaper sooner, or I will unleash ALL my baby ninja skills!”

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  17. Shaun Watson Avatar
    Shaun Watson

    All this debt and you voted for Janet Jackson for president! WAKE UP!!!

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  18. Derek Avatar
    Derek

    Dude! It’s a FIVE step pattern! Not FOUR step or even THREE step… Repeat after me, “F O L L O W T H R O U G H”….actually, maybe this will jog your memory..!! [[SMACK!!!]]

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  19. Nate Miller Avatar
    Nate Miller

    Jackie Chan’s father quickly learned that when Jackie Chan wants more Cheerios, you GIVE JACKIE CHAN MORE CHEERIOS!!!

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  20. Max Gebhart Avatar
    Max Gebhart

    “SIT back down and finish that names list! If I’m potty trained before we’re Diamond you’re getting the left foot…”

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  21. Chris Powell Avatar
    Chris Powell

    You are never supposed to shake a baby. Now everyone time I onehanded bounce the baby the RASCAL foot slaps my face.

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  22. Mason Thompson Avatar
    Mason Thompson

    “DON’T! pick your nose in public”

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  23. Dan White, Band of Brothers, Leadership Company Avatar
    Dan White, Band of Brothers, Leadership Company

    Achoooo…..how did that get up my nose?

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  24. Dan White, Band of Brothers, Leadership Company Avatar
    Dan White, Band of Brothers, Leadership Company

    Darn static cling!!!!

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  25. Johnson Family Avatar
    Johnson Family

    It didn’t take long for Mr. Lee to realize there was something differet about Bruce.

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  26. Carmkine Villani Avatar
    Carmkine Villani

    After mastering the Your Baby can Read program in record time, Li-Wan earned his black belt before he could walk

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  27. Torence Buss Avatar
    Torence Buss

    Baby:NOT THE MAMA!
    THWACK!
    Carl:Duuugh!
    (sorry, couldn’t resist)

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  28. Matt Bauguess Avatar
    Matt Bauguess

    I told you not to put my diaper on the wrong end ever again hyyyeeaa!

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  29. Dustin Hudik Avatar
    Dustin Hudik

    Natural Born Rascal.

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  30. Nicole Avatar
    Nicole

    When Chuck Norris first discovered the Roundhouse Kick

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  31. Scott Staley Avatar
    Scott Staley

    I’ll do anything to get an EMV!
    Success lies on the other side of inconveniences…. (Obstacle illusion…)

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  32. John Dickinson Avatar
    John Dickinson

    How many kicks does it take to get to the center of a daddy tootsie pop?

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  33. Kathy Lewis Avatar
    Kathy Lewis

    Help ! Flying Ninja Babies!

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  34. Lee Weishar Avatar
    Lee Weishar

    The first sign of a choleric personality: when you he doesn’t want a bath, he means it.

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  35. Mary Anne Markel Avatar
    Mary Anne Markel

    Another way to fix a puffy face!

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  36. ROY AND BRENDA HATCHER Avatar
    ROY AND BRENDA HATCHER

    eat your heart out jackie chan……..

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  37. Lynnette Rumsey Avatar
    Lynnette Rumsey

    Kowabunga Dude!

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  38. Drew Falcon Avatar
    Drew Falcon

    I WANT MY RASCAL BOOK!!

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  39. Cathy - Team Rascals Avatar
    Cathy – Team Rascals

    The first child whose parents were completely raised on Mona Vie takes matters into his own small feet when Dad started scolding Mom for “spending too much on tools” at the last Major . . .

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  40. Phyllis Hoff Avatar
    Phyllis Hoff

    Our next Karate Kid has been found.

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  41. Luke Scott Avatar
    Luke Scott

    Side effects may include, but are not limited to, vomiting babies! If you experience this side effect, please consult a physician.

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  42. Ben Avatar
    Ben

    And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped WITH A DIAPER ON HIS HEAD, and HE WILL KICK YOU IN THE FACE.

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  43. JC Child Avatar
    JC Child

    Dad… this is going to hurt me more than it hurts you but you must learn to understand that there will be no puffy faces in our home.

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  44. Jason Hobson Avatar
    Jason Hobson

    I said, NO MORE of the baby powder!

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  45. Edgar Gonzalez (Sons of Liberty) Avatar
    Edgar Gonzalez (Sons of Liberty)

    There are some things that the morning dose of Stoplight can’t fix…

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  46. Danielle Gonzalez (Sons of Liberty) Avatar
    Danielle Gonzalez (Sons of Liberty)

    Lenscrafter’s Wireframes Deluxe…
    Built to last.

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  47. Michael Marino in Cape Coral FL Avatar
    Michael Marino in Cape Coral FL

    Baby Ninja: “Why wont you listen to me you big elephant?!”
    Sensei Subcon: “Ooh! Shiny!”

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  48. JC Child Avatar
    JC Child

    Hmmm…. That baby can fly.

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  49. Nate Miller Avatar
    Nate Miller

    Crouching Baby, Hidden Diaper!

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  50. Kathy Reno Avatar
    Kathy Reno

    Oops…so that’s where I left him!
    Remind me to NEVER do that again!!
    Someone please help me PDCA!!

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