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Caption Contest 2012.4 and a Winner Announced!

Finally, the winner of the last Caption Contest has been selected! It was a tough choice, but ultimately, the panel of judges was most entertained by the following submission:

iCute!

Posted by: Tony Hendricks | February 21, 2012 at 05:53 PM

Congratulations to Tony! Just comment on this blog with an address (which will remain anonymous) and you'll receive a free, autographed copy of Orrin Woodward and my best selling book, LIFE.

And now, for the next Caption Contest! Good luck, everyone.

Sincerely,

Chris Brady

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82 responses to “Caption Contest 2012.4 and a Winner Announced!”

  1. Caroline Thompson Avatar
    Caroline Thompson

    Does this package make my butt look big?

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  2. Reed Langton Avatar
    Reed Langton

    You think a 3-1/2″ Butt Marker is good. The Butt Marker I take with me is a size 11-1/2″

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  3. Adam Hentz Avatar
    Adam Hentz

    This is the man’s solution to the infamous question from the wife or girlfriend, “Does this make my butt look big?” Now there is a tool to answer it for you! 3rd party credibility at its finest!

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  4. DeAnna L. Oliver Avatar
    DeAnna L. Oliver

    Thank goodness I found a durable one,,,no one wants a flimsy Butt Marker!

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  5. Alex Obiden Avatar
    Alex Obiden

    Is it permanent?

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  6. Jeff helm Avatar
    Jeff helm

    Has anyone seen my Butt Marker?

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  7. Alex Obiden Avatar
    Alex Obiden

    This is one of those things you just don’t give as a gift.

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  8. Sarah Jones Avatar
    Sarah Jones

    Ever wondered all the places you’ve sat? Track your crack with our innovative “Butt Marker”!

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  9. Bart Yeager Avatar
    Bart Yeager

    Now I have a tool that will mark the exact place to kick my boss.

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  10. Scott Ballah Avatar
    Scott Ballah

    Thank God!! In an economy where it’s easy to lose your butt, a product to keep track of it!!!

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  11. earl wise Avatar
    earl wise

    Now you can always know your butt from a hole in the ground

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  12. Brent Avatar
    Brent

    “Radial measurement may vary.”

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  13. Sarah Jones Avatar
    Sarah Jones

    Ever wonder all the places you’ve sat? Track your crack with our innovative Butt Marker.

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  14. Susie Beck Avatar
    Susie Beck

    Always use the right tools for the right job. Keep your pants pulled up and look sharp for success.

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  15. Tony Hendricks Avatar
    Tony Hendricks

    WOOHOO! Thanks Chris. Following your blog is a blast!
    Give your family our best and we can’t wait to hang with you and the rest of the power players in Ohio.
    You don’t have to bother with shipping if you don’t want to. I will see you soon. Lol! Who am I kidding. You have assistants for this stuff…

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  16. Doug Trevors Avatar
    Doug Trevors

    “I don’t just own the company, I’m also a client.”

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  17. Sherri Emerson Avatar
    Sherri Emerson

    Why do they have to make it a feminine Spanish noun?!

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  18. John Dickinson Avatar
    John Dickinson

    Seat reserving device for stadium events.

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  19. David Walker Avatar
    David Walker

    “…and this is where I dropped you on your butt…” (stolen, I mean copied, from Laurie Woodward)

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  20. David Walker Avatar
    David Walker

    So you want to make a lasting “impression”?

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  21. joannna mittereder Avatar
    joannna mittereder

    A hi-lighter for the diminutive Glorious Maximus!

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  22. Jayson Avatar
    Jayson

    Buying Under Tested Technology Makes A Respected Kraftsman Earn Ridicule. BUTT MARKER

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  23. Rob Berg Avatar
    Rob Berg

    Is it permanent?

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  24. Danielle Bodin Avatar
    Danielle Bodin

    My Butt Marker is a lot “greener” than my Carbon Footprint.

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  25. Sara Hutniak Avatar
    Sara Hutniak

    Butt marker…for those hard to reach places.

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  26. Dawn Griffin Avatar
    Dawn Griffin

    The butt stops here.

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  27. Nancy Pope Avatar
    Nancy Pope

    Tattoo artist creates gadget for passive residual income purposes after carpal tunnel syndrome slows sales in shop

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  28. Easton Avatar
    Easton

    This a great way to help identify and steer clear of difficult people in your work environment. By avoiding the Butts in your office, your efficiency will improve dramatically!

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  29. Debra Cogger Avatar
    Debra Cogger

    A tool used to measure the butt imprints in your recliner.

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  30. MajJasperW Avatar
    MajJasperW

    Does this come in a 12-pack?

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  31. Tricia White Avatar
    Tricia White

    Butt, butt, butt…no excuses, just mark!

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  32. MIPinkHeals Avatar
    MIPinkHeals

    I hope this comes with installation instructions

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  33. Harmony Schrock Avatar
    Harmony Schrock

    Butt this was MY seat!! Cant you see my Butt mark?

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  34. Tony Tefel Avatar
    Tony Tefel

    Instructions:
    The patented “Butt Marker” comes with 
    two guide wires and wristbands. 
    (In this package)
    Place the guide wires in the yellow slots,
    and snap in place. 
    Place the wristbands around your wrists and 
    snap the clasp. 
    (Unsnap them now for more instructions, yes, now!)
    Fix the patented “Butt Marker” in the small
    of your back. Attached with any belt. 
    (It doesn’t matter if your back is big, just
    put your, go to church meeting, belt on)
    Take the patented “Butt Marker” out of
    the package and place it under your, go 
    to church meeting belt. 
    Now put the wristbands around your wrists and snap. 
    You will feel pulling sensations from your wrists. 
    (This is supposed to happen, go with it.)
    Now you can now proudly tell your friends,
    Bubba and Cletus, that with the patented “Butt Marker”,
    you can find your butt with both hands. They will probably want to borrow your patented “Butt Marker”. 
    Tell them “NO WAY!”, “Git your own, I found mine you find yours!”
    End of instructions. 

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  35. Edward Fancon Avatar
    Edward Fancon

    Nuff Said!!!!

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  36. Zoe & Bryan Tatar Avatar
    Zoe & Bryan Tatar

    I wonder if they make these in Durable Red Finish.

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  37. James R. Wirshing Avatar
    James R. Wirshing

    The essential tool for those lost souls who can’t tell their posterior from third base.

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  38. Greg Streuly Avatar
    Greg Streuly

    Coming Soon! Summer and Fall Colors!

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  39. Robby Palmer Avatar
    Robby Palmer

    Durability testing strongly discouraged.

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  40. Philip Brittain Avatar
    Philip Brittain

    For the serious butt kicker. not be Used lightly.

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  41. Jason Trimble Avatar
    Jason Trimble

    When a Butt crayon just won’t do!

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  42. David Stamps Avatar
    David Stamps

    Talk about beginning with the END in mind.
    Tell TAIL sign The END is near.
    Sure way to Keep your BOTTOM LINE in the black!

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  43. Bill Scicchitano Avatar
    Bill Scicchitano

    It’s the Butt Marker…models available include hinges for those that are just too big to fold neatly when opening or for just that sudden burst of wind! The Butt Marker look for it in a store near you!

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  44. Ron Swartz Avatar
    Ron Swartz

    FINALLY!!! I’ve been looking everywhere for one of these.

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  45. Maura Galliani Avatar
    Maura Galliani

    “Mark your territory” like a wild animal … and let everyone know where you’ve been!

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  46. lisa pixley Avatar
    lisa pixley

    Do you different sizes or does this one fit all sizes?

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  47. Garrett Mohr Avatar
    Garrett Mohr

    Okay, really? Who left the butt mark on the wall?

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  48. Heather Mansel Avatar
    Heather Mansel

    Leave your Butt mark without wetting your pants to do it!

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  49. Amanda Willis Avatar
    Amanda Willis

    Keep out of reach from children.

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  50. Philip Brittain Avatar
    Philip Brittain

    The butt stops here! (mark “here”)

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