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Caption Contest 2012.4 and a Winner Announced!

Finally, the winner of the last Caption Contest has been selected! It was a tough choice, but ultimately, the panel of judges was most entertained by the following submission:

iCute!

Posted by: Tony Hendricks | February 21, 2012 at 05:53 PM

Congratulations to Tony! Just comment on this blog with an address (which will remain anonymous) and you'll receive a free, autographed copy of Orrin Woodward and my best selling book, LIFE.

And now, for the next Caption Contest! Good luck, everyone.

Sincerely,

Chris Brady

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82 responses to “Caption Contest 2012.4 and a Winner Announced!”

  1. Philip Brittain Avatar
    Philip Brittain

    Butt Eraser not included.
    Those are on Isle 5 with the weight loss shakes.

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  2. Philip Brittain Avatar
    Philip Brittain

    Mark it. Kick it.
    Never miss another butt kicking opportunity!

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  3. Philip Brittain Avatar
    Philip Brittain

    For use when you here Mother say
    “I don’t want to hear and ‘IF’s ‘AND’s or ‘BUTT’s about it.”

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  4. Philip Brittain Avatar
    Philip Brittain

    For use when you hear Mother say
    “I don’t want to hear any IFs, ANDs, or BUTTs about it.”

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  5. Merle Althafer Avatar
    Merle Althafer

    Now upon getting to the bottom of things, we have the ability mark the spot.

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  6. Betsy Avatar
    Betsy

    “to mark all of those ‘yeah butt’ people who try to tell you it can’t be done.”

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  7. Steve Buckau Avatar
    Steve Buckau

    A new governmental product: so now they can mark ya exactly where they’re gonna stick it to ya!

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  8. Rachel Russell Avatar
    Rachel Russell

    Announcing the latest and greatest in motivational tools: the BUTT MARKER!
    Use this nifty gadget to mark the areas that need the most focus. Then get your butt in gear!!!
    All sales final.

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  9. A Facebook User Avatar
    A Facebook User

    When fast food isn’t enough ! Guaranteed to add more junk to your trunk !

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  10. David H Nelson Avatar
    David H Nelson

    Comes with a CD from Team Leader Laurie Woodward, a marker for when you got dropped on your butt in the sand

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  11. Bill Ascol Avatar
    Bill Ascol

    Finally! Something for the person who can’t find his butt with his hands tied behind his back.

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  12. David Stamps Avatar
    David Stamps

    Write time WRONG place

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  13. Ed Swingle Avatar
    Ed Swingle

    Warning. Prior to using butt marker head must first be removed.

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  14. Patricia Kevena Fili Avatar
    Patricia Kevena Fili

    Do you want your butt hanging on this rack? Better show 15 plans, babies!

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  15. David Stamps Avatar
    David Stamps

    Still doubt the economy is going SOUTH?!!

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  16. David Stamps Avatar
    David Stamps

    Fanny was here

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  17. David Stamps Avatar
    David Stamps

    All sales Final! PLEASE NO returns! No exceptions! Not gonna happen! Ain’t NO WaY!
    Of course we stand BEHIND this product…we certainly won’t stand in front of it!!

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  18. Doug Hines Avatar
    Doug Hines

    (Marcador de Bisagra) Translation in Columbian, How to catch a Secret Service agent.

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  19. Spencer Blythe Anderson Avatar
    Spencer Blythe Anderson

    GPS unit sold separately.

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  20. Mike Kolp Avatar
    Mike Kolp

    First reaction was “What?” After google revealed the purpose of this instrument i’ve decided that the butt marker hinges on all things appropriate. This items caption is “when chewing must wait”. Love it. By far the best so far.

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  21. mary siefert Avatar
    mary siefert

    I’d rather use RVL

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  22. Sparks Avatar
    Sparks

    “Butt Marker”–Don’t leave home without it!

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  23. Amy Van Devere Avatar
    Amy Van Devere

    Wherefore art thou Butt? Ahhh a light shining in yon fair hardware store!

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  24. Trish Rusiecki Avatar
    Trish Rusiecki

    That butt marker is sure a strange looking device!! Does that mean I can make double butt marks wherever I go, so people are sure not to miss it!? Will it shrink my butt double in size with just one mark?? I would like the color in fusia please, so all can see where I made my butt print on the world!!! Woooo Whooo Fired Up!!! I million butt marks and beyond!!! : )

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  25. David Stamps Avatar
    David Stamps

    For the Artsy Fartsy side of you.

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  26. David Stamps Avatar
    David Stamps

    Climbing the corporate ladder?

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  27. Rick Monyer Avatar
    Rick Monyer

    A blonde goes into a hardware store running up and down each isle frantically looking for something specific. Halfway up isle 13 she stops dead in her tracks and screams “HALLELUJAH!!”. One of the sales clerks curious about her discovery goes to see what she found that’s so magnificent. The blonde looks at the clerk and exclaims, “I found it, I found it!”. “What?!?!”, he asks expectantly. Pointing at the item on the rack she declares, “A Butt Marker! The guy at the gym told me I was so dumb that I couldn’t find my butt with both hands in broad daylight! I’LL SHOW HIM!!!”

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  28. Jason Jasper Avatar
    Jason Jasper

    uh… no comment

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  29. Lanny Leonard Avatar
    Lanny Leonard

    “Honey! Why are we looking at these? Do you really need one? I’ll be in the floor covering section when you’re done.”

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  30. Alex Obiden Avatar
    Alex Obiden

    Preventing cheek confusion for nearly 20 years

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  31. Joe Defina Avatar
    Joe Defina

    For all those who say “I know someone who lost their butt in one of those things!”. Finally a tool to find those precious lost posteriors!

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  32. Ron Glanzer Avatar
    Ron Glanzer

    For those who are too busy to leave butt prints naturally.

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