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Caption Contest 2012.6 and a Winner Announced!

Ok, Ok, I know, it's been a while since we've had a caption contest and you're just dying to know who won the last one, right? Well, the truth is, those of us who administer this blog of lofty literary renown have been busy laughing at the many great captions turned in for the last contest! It really is a shame that only one winner can be chosen, but alas, life is tough. Therefore, after much wrangling, we have decided upon the following entry as the winner!

When a Butt crayon just won't do! Posted by: Jason Trimble 

Congratulations to Jason! Simply comment on this blog to submit your mailing address (which will remain confidential) and we'll send you your free, autographed copy of Orrin Woodward and my best selling book Life.

Now (drum roll please) we are proud to present the next caption contest! The winner this time will receive a free autographed copy of my upcoming book, A Month of Italy: Rediscovering the Art of Vacation. Enjoy!

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79 responses to “Caption Contest 2012.6 and a Winner Announced!”

  1. Susan Beck Avatar
    Susan Beck

    Alas…The things only Children can get away with!

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  2. Denis Leger Avatar
    Denis Leger

    “Hey!! What are you looking at??!! YES they are white boots!!”

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  3. Rich LoCascio Avatar
    Rich LoCascio

    At least here in America, we encourage our children to pee in a toilet.

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  4. Annie B. Avatar
    Annie B.

    Don’t piss me off … targets change rapidly!

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  5. Denise Niles Avatar
    Denise Niles

    Caution: Approaching interactive “Snow Art for Children” exhibit. Beware of splash zone.

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  6. Garrett Mohr Avatar
    Garrett Mohr

    I hope Chris still isn’t barefoot….

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  7. David Burch Avatar
    David Burch

    IF YOU SPRINKLE WHILE YOU TINKLE, BE A SWEETIE, WIPE THE SEATIE

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  8. Norma Avatar
    Norma

    What?! Arrested? I didn’t wanna do it, but sir look at the sign, I’m doing it for the children.

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  9. Kevin Park Avatar
    Kevin Park

    The hands that remove the pennys and gum from the urinal are the same hands that serve your food. Please dispose of these items properly.

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  10. Michele P. Avatar
    Michele P.

    Yes GIRLS….we CAN and WILL wherever we want to.

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  11. John Dickinson Avatar
    John Dickinson

    “The Federal Government has approved a $10 million dollar budget for their new restroom signs.”

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  12. tom gavin Avatar
    tom gavin

    LOOK MA “NO HANDS’

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  13. Mike Trego Avatar
    Mike Trego

    Unisex, uni-direction.

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  14. Mike Trego Avatar
    Mike Trego

    Unisex, Uni-orifice.

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  15. Wes Hartsook Avatar
    Wes Hartsook

    I just didn’t want my dog to feel alone.

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  16. Jocelyn Reeder Avatar
    Jocelyn Reeder

    NEVER try this at home

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  17. Kayla Hempe Avatar
    Kayla Hempe

    Instruction manual for children…starting them early!

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  18. Rick Monyer Avatar
    Rick Monyer

    The things we do for our children!

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  19. Dean Clouse Avatar
    Dean Clouse

    Is your prostate enlarged?

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  20. Nathanfoxblog.wordpress.com Avatar
    Nathanfoxblog.wordpress.com

    My parents said “keep my fingers crossed and maybe after November, we may have a pot to piss in.”

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  21. Jason Jasper Avatar
    Jason Jasper

    PLEASE tell me that is how you say “KICKSTAND for children” in Arabic!

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  22. Jay Hutchins Avatar
    Jay Hutchins

    “Ditsis for Children”. When taken twice daily, your adolescent boys actually aim with amazing accuracy!

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  23. Alex Obiden Avatar
    Alex Obiden

    And steady as “she”goes has now infiltrated the young mens room as well. Unsuccessfully I might add.

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  24. KristI Cortezano Avatar
    KristI Cortezano

    You might be a redneck if…

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  25. Tom Gumpert Avatar
    Tom Gumpert

    Translation: Trigonometry For Children – Watch the angle of your hypotenuse!

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  26. Robin Schielke Avatar
    Robin Schielke

    This area restricted! All children must be on a leash at all times!

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  27. Trish Rusiecki Avatar
    Trish Rusiecki

    I am a 6 foot shooter. Who in the world could beat that……

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  28. Josh Allum Avatar
    Josh Allum

    Don’t eat the yellow snow!

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  29. Charles williams Avatar
    Charles williams

    5 y/o bathroom manual

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  30. Tom Manzer Avatar
    Tom Manzer

    Karoake for children line forms here

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  31. Pete Nicolini Avatar
    Pete Nicolini

    Look A New Booth at this year’s Fair!

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  32. Judi Rice Avatar
    Judi Rice

    This is the first time that I ever ‘blogged’ So I guess I’ll say “That was silly!”

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  33. Scott Pfister Avatar
    Scott Pfister

    New signs issued by government so no one feels left out.

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  34. Bridget Kuitert Avatar
    Bridget Kuitert

    CAUTION- some people are not smarter than a fifth grader!

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  35. Cathy -- Team Rascals Avatar
    Cathy — Team Rascals

    Rated B, for Boys only. No Parents Allowed unless accompanied by minor male child.

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  36. Bob Kilpatrick Avatar
    Bob Kilpatrick

    Veni . . . Vedi . . . Wee wee.

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  37. Eric Dollaway Avatar
    Eric Dollaway

    Braille because everyone needs to know where to go!

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  38. Garrett Mohr Avatar
    Garrett Mohr

    This bathroom has been properly Scotchguarded for your safety.

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  39. Shloimy Avatar
    Shloimy

    That word is actually “hebrew”, the meaning is “for children”, so I would traslate the pic saying, let children fall and pick themselves up alone so they will become mature adults.

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  40. Jenny Salter Avatar
    Jenny Salter

    See boys if you hold still it goes right IN the toilet!

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  41. Rachel Burwell Avatar
    Rachel Burwell

    Do YOU know where your children are?

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  42. Tim Samuels Avatar
    Tim Samuels

    Attach child here

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  43. Ramon Palacios Avatar
    Ramon Palacios

    Caution! Wet Floor.
    Slippery When Wet!

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  44. Mike Avatar
    Mike

    New government child care program, we don’t know who’s idea this was but it’s a part of ‘Somebody’care.

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  45. Jeff Helm Avatar
    Jeff Helm

    “The Splash Guard you can trust”

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  46. Dan Krebs Avatar
    Dan Krebs

    Flush while pushing lever down to the right
    Or
    your posture , improves aim.

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  47. Mark Mester Avatar
    Mark Mester

    Urine trouble now!

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  48. Steven Johnson Avatar
    Steven Johnson

    Oy Vey

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  49. Steven Johnson Avatar
    Steven Johnson

    Obama autographing his book for the “wee” ones

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  50. Patty Avatar
    Patty

    As an added security measure for parents wishing to retrieve their child, just sign on the dotted line.

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