I'm sure you've all been patiently awaiting a new Caption Contest, considering it's been 3 years since the last one! Yikes. We apologize for that. 

Well, here it is. The first (and last) of 2016! Not to worry, 2017 will be a more humorous year for us all with more (frequent) contests and books to give away. 

And now, we introduce the next chance for one of you to win a free autographed book of Beyond Financial Fitness by best-selling authors, Chris Brady and Orrin Woodward! Just make Chris laugh harder than anyone else, and the book is yours. 

Here it is (click on the photo to enlarge):

Caption Contest 1

(posted by Kristen Seidl, on behalf of Chris Brady)

 

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50 responses to “NEW! Caption Contest 2016.12”

  1. Shaun Avatar
    Shaun

    Friends should let friends drive trunk!

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  2. Pam Avatar
    Pam

    Two drunk men and a trunk!

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  3. Kyle D Combes Avatar
    Kyle D Combes

    Butch and Cooter improvised communion last Sunday

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  4. Cathy Kilpatrick - Rascals of Kaizen Avatar

    While fishing, Bubba and Cooter took tailgating to a whole new level with their innovative bar feature.

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  5. Polly Boughton Avatar
    Polly Boughton

    Do you think the wives will find us here??????

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  6. Larry Allswede Avatar

    That awkward moment when you realize your friend convinced you to do something crazy… to which you reply “let’s just do the shot in the trunk, brother…adding this pickle is too embarrassing! Someone’s gonna think we are some ninny’s!” 😀

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  7. Polly Boughton Avatar
    Polly Boughton

    Do you think the wives will find us here?

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  8. Carmine V Avatar
    Carmine V

    Instead of Uber these two decided to open a restaurant delivery business, the food did not make it

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  9. Pam Avatar
    Pam

    Shots down under.
    Wait. Which comes first? The pickle or the shot?
    Gettin drunk in a trunk!

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  10. D Avatar

    The Bubba Brothers “Champagne Reception” gets ‘truncated’.

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  11. Kurt Smock Avatar

    Lincoln would be rolling in his grave if he saw us

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  12. Kurt Smock Avatar

    Drinking with Lincoln.

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  13. Tyler Karl Avatar
    Tyler Karl

    Tyler the Canadian Says:
    “When the Parks closed for a private event, Frank and Cooter take to the trunk for their weekly picnic. Typical Sunday on the East Coast! ”
    I hope you didn’t laugh because this is real life
    Much Love

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  14. Anthony Darkangelo Avatar
    Anthony Darkangelo

    “The Mafia’s Guide” Article 5, Section 2 – How to get the big guys into the trunk without hurting yourself by lifting the body.
    This really could be a scene from a 2016 movie version from “of mice and men” which would make the captions endless!

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  15. Chris Moore Avatar
    Chris Moore

    Looks like Biff and Buffy took to the back roads to begin research on their new pickle moonshine empire.

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  16. Cindi Avatar
    Cindi

    Guys! It’s JUNK in the trunk, not DRUNK in the trunk!

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  17. Jose P. Avatar
    Jose P.

    ROSCOE: “Uuhhh, Cletus?”
    CLETUS: “Yeah?”
    ROSCOE: “We’re moving darn fast, can you slow down?”
    CLETUS: “Why in tarnations are you asking ME!?”
    ROSCOE: “Aren’t you supposed to be driving?”
    CLETUS: “ME!!?? I thought YOU were driving??”
    ROSCOE: “If we’re here then ummm WHO’s driving?”
    CLETUS: “This WHO fella, he a friend of yours?”
    ROSCOE: “Who? Never met ’em”
    CLETUS: “Why let a stranger drive our car then!?”
    ROSCOE: “??”

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  18. Larry Baughman Avatar
    Larry Baughman

    Now all three of them are pickled!

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  19. Anthony Darkangelo Avatar
    Anthony Darkangelo

    “Think our upline knows we’re here?”
    Remember…it’s just for fun! Lol

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  20. Glenn Gutierrez Avatar
    Glenn Gutierrez

    Redneck Party Trunk…..in Europe?

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  21. Linda Avatar
    Linda

    Lid up and sit down!

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  22. John Dickinson - Team One Purpose! Avatar

    Two Men and a Trunk “Drinkers Who Care”

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  23. Tom Gumpert Avatar
    Tom Gumpert

    BACKWOODS WEIGHT LOSS CLINIC
    Study No: 35-2005(d)
    Study Description: Pickles & Bourbon-Trunk of Car(Lincoln Town Car)
    Subjects: X606 and KH197
    Results: TBD

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  24. Steve Tokarski Avatar
    Steve Tokarski

    There’s no open container INSIDE the car, nuttin’ said about the trunk. By the way, Billy Bob, who’s drivin’?

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  25. David O Jones Avatar

    Hidin’ the pickles and Dickel from Mama.

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  26. Sheila Harrison Avatar
    Sheila Harrison

    Now if the cops catch us we will say, “We were kidnapped and thrown in the trunk. We just found the bottle!”

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  27. Bryan Vashus Avatar

    Well boss, you said they could have one last meal.

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  28. Audrey Davis-Shifflette Avatar
    Audrey Davis-Shifflette

    “I DARE you.” “Naw, Man! You FIRST.”

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  29. Dwayne Avatar

    Pickled and pickled.

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  30. Kenny Byerly Avatar

    “Well owl be a munkey’s unkle… I butter put dis on da internet befor no wun beleeves me.”

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  31. Kenny Byerly Avatar

    “Well owl be a munkey’s unkle… I butter put dis on da internet befor no wun beleeves me.”

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  32. Tiffany Day Avatar
    Tiffany Day

    Whiskey Sour laboratories- patent pending

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  33. Jennifer Avatar
    Jennifer

    Brings new meaning to “Tool Trunk”

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  34. Doug Hardiman Avatar
    Doug Hardiman

    We are in a pickle now. Booze is almost gone and out of gas.

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  35. Malissa Avatar

    Are you sure these are Kosher?

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  36. Derrick Haniford Avatar
    Derrick Haniford

    Being the geniuses they are, Turbo and Skidmark know that chick’s dig guys with culture.

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  37. Chris Avatar
    Chris

    Orrin and Chris enjoying LIFE on the Town(car)

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  38. Lysa Avatar
    Lysa

    The Most Interesting Men in the World…
    …We don’t always drink in the trunk of our car, but when we do, we are reminded that we have everything that we would ever need…right here in this trunk…well, until we run out of booze and pickles…then it’s rock, paper, scissors for the mad dash to Road Kill Café.

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  39. Eric Travis Avatar
    Eric Travis

    If your given an fancy car and some expensive scotch, but the only way you can figure out how to tailgate at the local football game is to climb in the trunk? …
    You might be a “Red Neck”!

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  40. Peter Humphreys Avatar
    Peter Humphreys

    Getting full as a boot.
    The Aussies will understand

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  41. Matthew Smith Avatar
    Matthew Smith

    I don’t see what the whole fuss is about this tailgating thing.

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  42. Matthew Smith Avatar
    Matthew Smith

    Well Cletus I’m down for a shot and all but why are we in the trunk?
    Just drink, they call it tailgating on the boobtube

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  43. Anthony Darkangelo Avatar
    Anthony Darkangelo

    “Seems weird now that yur sister did not show up”

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  44. Kim Decker Avatar
    Kim Decker

    You could be from Michigan if, Mom said no drinking in your bunk, and you heard “Go have a drink in the trunk”

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  45. Jeremy Arena Avatar
    Jeremy Arena

    Actual account of Chris and Orrin’s legendary “We need some progress” discussion…

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  46. David W Phillips Avatar
    David W Phillips

    Cooter, I don’t see why people think ya gotta pay extra at restaurants for “atmosphere!”

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  47. Michele Connolly Avatar
    Michele Connolly

    You know you’re a redneck if….
    You tailgate in your trunk.

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  48. Tammy Darling Avatar
    Tammy Darling

    Like Bubba always says, “there ain’t nothin like getting pickled in the truck with your best bud! LIFE IS GOOD!!!!

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  49. Norma Flores Avatar
    Norma Flores

    No,no, fork up, elbows down, that’s call et’ e ket, keep
    It classy!

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  50. Scott Heidrick Avatar
    Scott Heidrick

    1-Make a friend
    2-Find a need
    3-(STP) Share tequila & pickles

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