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Caption Contest 2017.5 and a Winner Announced!

Congratulations to the winner of the recent Caption Contest 2017.4! Here is the winning entry:

Derrick Haniford said…

The headline reads:

Grandfather Found!

Another victim of hurricane Oscar has been found alive and well.

While on a routine fishing trip off the outer banks in North Carolina, Jeb Polski, aka Grandpa, has been found in the parking lot of Old Milwaukee Brewery in southern Wisconsin alive and well.

Jeb commented, "I was just fishin' when it got real windy. Next thing I know, I was sittin' here with 20 cases of beer! Now that's a great catch!" Jeb's family has yet to come forward.

Derrick: Simply comment on this blog with your mailing address (which will remain confidential) and you'll receive a free, autographed copy of Financial Fitness, by Orrin Woodward and Chris Brady. Congratulations!

And now, without further delay, the next Caption Contest for your creativity and entertainment! The winning entry will receive an autographed copy of A Month of Italy, by Chris Brady.

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  Caption Contest 17

(Posted by Kristen Seidl, on behalf of Chris Brady)

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21 responses to “Caption Contest 2017.5 and a Winner Announced!”

  1. Jeff Jenkins Avatar
    Jeff Jenkins

    The new aviation college dorm port-pottie appears to be a great fit!!

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  2. Mike Tomko Avatar
    Mike Tomko

    “at first self driving cars were cool, but now they’re just getting plain weird.”

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  3. Brandon Black Avatar
    Brandon Black

    I thought I was invisible. What gave me away? Was it the dragon’s blood?

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  4. Ilyssa Avatar
    Ilyssa

    “Maybe they won’t find me here…”

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  5. Kimberly Wilhelm Avatar
    Kimberly Wilhelm

    The New and Improved Travel Buddy! When you want that special sauce or super sized fries with extra ketchup, the Travel Buddy will silently prepare your meal or beverage while you keep driving! No need for wads of napkins blowing around or bibs flapping sauce on your suit. The Travel Buddy will surely save you time and frustration getting to your appointments fulfilled and neat! Minimal maintenance required.
    Kimberly Wilhelm

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  6. Jose Paradis Avatar
    Jose Paradis

    Press Release:
    “La-Z-Boy Furniture expands into the mobile arena with new product line and slogan”
    “Don’t just GET a La-Z-Boy… BE a La-Z-Boy!”

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  7. Todd Carruthers Avatar
    Todd Carruthers

    Now they know why the bridegroom didn’t show up for wedding….

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  8. Lysa Avatar
    Lysa

    Agent 008 reflects, “The disguise is brilliant, but I just can’t reach my shoe phone…”

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  9. Chelsea Combs Avatar
    Chelsea Combs

    My wife told me to stay in the car while she went shopping.

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  10. Chelsea Combs Avatar
    Chelsea Combs

    I was told to stay in the car while my wife went shopping.

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  11. Tim M Avatar
    Tim M

    Another Phlegmatic settles in for the ride.

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  12. Stacy Hilton Avatar
    Stacy Hilton

    I know that quarter is in here somewhere!

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  13. Curt Hilton Avatar
    Curt Hilton

    Excuse me, is this seat taken?

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  14. Tim Hawkins Avatar
    Tim Hawkins

    Urban Ninja Loses Government Funding…Claims It Has Hurt His Business

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  15. Abby Zukowski Avatar
    Abby Zukowski

    Your job doesn’t look so bad now, does it?????

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  16. Tammy McNeil Avatar
    Tammy McNeil

    NEW LIFE LEADERSHIP CAMPAIGN ANOUNCEMENT
    Hurry before it’s to late! “Are material things consuming your life? Get the GREEN BOX and learn how to get out of the status quaadrant before it’s to late!”

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  17. Jose Paradis Avatar
    Jose Paradis

    Airlines announce overbooking solution and option to make flying more affordable. “Super Cheap Basic Frugal Saver fares”. The most basic fare with incredible and affordable options that add value to the passenger experience. Premium add-ons include option to purchase “More Breathing Room” and have the privilege of not having an overbooked passenger sitting on you for the duration of the flight.
    *Upgrade starts at just $400+ per leg of your trip. Book now!

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  18. Elizabeth Plunkett Avatar
    Elizabeth Plunkett

    Are you feeling stuck in car payments each month feeling like the car is part of you, well then become financially fit and break free from the straight jacket of car payments, use CASH!!
    By Betsy Plunkett

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  19. Kenyon Bitter Avatar
    Kenyon Bitter

    I am not in Pain! I like staying the same?

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  20. Tammy McNeil Avatar
    Tammy McNeil

    Like Chris always says “Do what ever it takes, it’s worth it”
    OFFICE DISCLAIMER:
    This is not a part of the five step pattern. This method of getting someone to an OPEN is bound to produce more stories than sign ups 😬
    NOTE: PDCA will most likely insue
    Police
    Drug testing
    Call to Attorney
    Arrest

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  21. David Thomas Avatar
    David Thomas

    Ad on the Wally World bulletin board:
    Cletus’ Purfessional Ninja Skool!
    We edumacate those wanting to blend in with their surroundings. Not just for hunting season, but also useful on beer and smoke runs when not invited. First 10 new stewdents receive free genuine mock-pleather costume. Call today!

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