I’ll get back to being serious here shortly, but I guess I’m just in a good holiday mood. Can’t stop posting this lighter stuff. I can’t wait to see what you guys come up with on this one!
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46 responses to “Caption Contest #8”
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A dollar!!!!!!
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This may ‘date’ me, but…
“What happened to the Greatest American Hero’s cape and hair? I see he still cant land.”LikeLike
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Wow, what a wave! That wave threw me 100 feet away from the ocean! I must have been doing 90 mph! Umm, officer, I was surfing, I am not aware of any speed zones on the water. What do you mean breathalyzer?
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Paul was such a bad swimmer, the ocean spit him out.
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I can’t seem to keep my altitude… heyyyy. Who put this KRYPTONITE in my sexy bathing cap ???
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….so there I was, the only person close enough to save the lady from the charging metro bus…
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How long did you say I have to do this?? This sobriety test is hard.
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The Matrix… in real life.
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I know officer, but he let me slide last time…..
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Coming up next on KPRC Channel 2 News…Pollution in run-off from rivers and streams is contributing to a new mental ailment…DDS.
That is correct, Dyslexic Diver Syndrome has reared its ugly head.
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Man! Why did they have to hit pause while I’m suspended like this? I hate it when that happens.
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how’d I get here! They told me to take a giant leap off the helicopter – thought I was jumping into the ocean!!
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…Jim thought he had won the ironman, until officials (pictured) informed him there was still 112 miles of cycling and a 26.2 mile run to go…
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” guys it’s so nice to see you! I was in the middle of swimming and when I saw you guys I had to rush in and see you!”
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Nooo, Mr. Officer! My mo-ped is not “illegally parked”!!
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Bill’s re-inactment about the so called “Flying Carp in Illinois” still was not enough to keep him out of the mental institution.
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Pleasee don’t take me back to jail I just went out for a little swim.
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“You see, I was swimming like this, then all the sudden…”
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You’re going to give me a ticket for SUI? (surfing under the influence)Why don’t you go find the guy who stole my surfboard?
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Look at me!!! I can make a frog shadow!!!
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Fred “the Carp Slayer” Thompson was turned into local authorities today by grieving fish.
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I see the goal and I’m going for it with all I’ve got!!!
Tasks…check!LikeLike
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And Officer!! I kicked the shark in the eye…like this…as I was swimming away!!!
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“This is gonna hurt”
or another day of “Rednecks on the Beach”
or “Watch this, Bubba”
or “Wow, I didn’t know surfboards had such good brakes!”
or “See, this is why I should be playing linebacker for the Lions”
or “Stick the landing, Stick the landing, Stick the… argh!
or “I can fly, I can fly, I can… argh!”
or “SHARK! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! Oh, right, sharks can’t run, I’m so embarrassed!”
or “All right, who moved the surf?”
or Okay, I guess that’s enough.LikeLike
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Excuse me Sir? That was a piece of seaweed……….there are no sharks here in Lake Michigan!
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Looks like he missed the wave!!!
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I have practiced this for 17 years, Today’s the Day
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…see, if I wear a bright yellow cap and a REALLY tight suit, then it won’t hurt as much when I hit the ground…
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“They call him flipper, flipper,faster than lightening…….
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Hey, officer. I may not be able to walk a straight line, but I can sure fly one!
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Tim Marks sure is serious about saving those Tarpons! Is this his new uniform? Glad to see an officer supporting Tim in his efforts by arresting this land shark for trying to give them his Starbucks!
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Now sir, could you describe what the surfer looked like just before you hit him with your boat?
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There was this one time at soccer goalie camp…..
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“Well officer, at least Hasselhoff’s wearing a shirt this time.”
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Well, it’s like this officer. I was minding my own business, just riding my bike, when all of a sudden the rear tire sprang up behind me and launched me forward like this… oh, wait, where’s my umbrella?
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Garrett:
I agree! Your post was funny! And youre reason why I couldn’t post it was accurate. Keep looking on the lighter side!
God bless!
ChrisLikeLike
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Tim Mark’s first flying lesson.
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Unable to control himself any longer, Kirk says, “How’d that go again?” to Philip who tries whole-heartedly to once again demonstrate what he did to the fish who stole his flippers. “Like I said, Stretch, backwards crane kick”…realizing all too late that once again he would be slamming into the sand. Meanwhile, Park Ranger Paul tries fervently to draw up the character sketch of the flipper pilfering pescada from Pasadena.
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Hmmm, I think that if I jump fast enough behind this other guy, the officer won’t notice me.
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This is the strangest picture I have ever seen. I can’t even come up with a caption for it!
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As Jonah (Chris Mattis) is being spit from the whale, he screams, “POWER PLAYERRRRRRRR!!!!!” … “hey are you two on my Team?”
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seagulls overhead!!!!
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“Dude where is my Sea Doo?”
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There are these 3 C’s and the first C is….
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AND THEN I DID THIS – “BATMAN”
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Don’t kick over my $6.00 Starbucks coffee!!!
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