Humor_first_2I’ll get back to being serious here shortly, but I guess I’m just in a good holiday mood.  Can’t stop posting this lighter stuff.  I can’t wait to see what you guys come up with on this one!

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46 responses to “Caption Contest #8”

  1. Mike Avatar
    Mike

    A dollar!!!!!!

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  2. BCN Avatar
    BCN

    This may ‘date’ me, but…
    “What happened to the Greatest American Hero’s cape and hair? I see he still cant land.”

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  3. dean clouse Avatar
    dean clouse

    Wow, what a wave! That wave threw me 100 feet away from the ocean! I must have been doing 90 mph! Umm, officer, I was surfing, I am not aware of any speed zones on the water. What do you mean breathalyzer?

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  4. Reidar Avatar
    Reidar

    Paul was such a bad swimmer, the ocean spit him out.

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  5. Mitch Avatar
    Mitch

    I can’t seem to keep my altitude… heyyyy. Who put this KRYPTONITE in my sexy bathing cap ???

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  6. Rick Avatar
    Rick

    ….so there I was, the only person close enough to save the lady from the charging metro bus…

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  7. Dick Avatar
    Dick

    How long did you say I have to do this?? This sobriety test is hard.

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  8. Grant Avatar
    Grant

    The Matrix… in real life.

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  9. Sunshine1@time Avatar
    Sunshine1@time

    I know officer, but he let me slide last time…..

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  10. Ian from Texas Avatar

    Coming up next on KPRC Channel 2 News…Pollution in run-off from rivers and streams is contributing to a new mental ailment…DDS.
    That is correct, Dyslexic Diver Syndrome has reared its ugly head.
    More after this commercial break….

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  11. CRBaker Avatar
    CRBaker

    Man! Why did they have to hit pause while I’m suspended like this? I hate it when that happens.

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  12. Miriam Teresi Avatar
    Miriam Teresi

    how’d I get here! They told me to take a giant leap off the helicopter – thought I was jumping into the ocean!!

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  13. Nik E. DaPhish Avatar
    Nik E. DaPhish

    …Jim thought he had won the ironman, until officials (pictured) informed him there was still 112 miles of cycling and a 26.2 mile run to go…

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  14. Christina Avatar
    Christina

    ” guys it’s so nice to see you! I was in the middle of swimming and when I saw you guys I had to rush in and see you!”

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  15. Staci Eibert Avatar
    Staci Eibert

    Nooo, Mr. Officer! My mo-ped is not “illegally parked”!!

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  16. David Mendoza Avatar

    Bill’s re-inactment about the so called “Flying Carp in Illinois” still was not enough to keep him out of the mental institution.

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  17. Heather Avatar
    Heather

    Pleasee don’t take me back to jail I just went out for a little swim.

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  18. BRE Avatar
    BRE

    “You see, I was swimming like this, then all the sudden…”

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  19. Jim Kloosterman Avatar
    Jim Kloosterman

    You’re going to give me a ticket for SUI? (surfing under the influence)Why don’t you go find the guy who stole my surfboard?

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  20. Rick Avatar
    Rick

    Look at me!!! I can make a frog shadow!!!

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  21. John K Avatar
    John K

    Fred “the Carp Slayer” Thompson was turned into local authorities today by grieving fish.

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  22. Sheri Avatar
    Sheri

    I see the goal and I’m going for it with all I’ve got!!!
    Tasks…check!

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  23. Andrew Zentner Avatar
    Andrew Zentner

    And Officer!! I kicked the shark in the eye…like this…as I was swimming away!!!

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  24. DaveC Avatar
    DaveC

    “This is gonna hurt”
    or another day of “Rednecks on the Beach”
    or “Watch this, Bubba”
    or “Wow, I didn’t know surfboards had such good brakes!”
    or “See, this is why I should be playing linebacker for the Lions”
    or “Stick the landing, Stick the landing, Stick the… argh!
    or “I can fly, I can fly, I can… argh!”
    or “SHARK! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! Oh, right, sharks can’t run, I’m so embarrassed!”
    or “All right, who moved the surf?”
    or Okay, I guess that’s enough.

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  25. Christopher M. George Avatar
    Christopher M. George

    Excuse me Sir? That was a piece of seaweed……….there are no sharks here in Lake Michigan!

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  26. Verlin Avatar
    Verlin

    Looks like he missed the wave!!!

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  27. Brian Avatar
    Brian

    I have practiced this for 17 years, Today’s the Day

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  28. benjamin_rush Avatar
    benjamin_rush

    …see, if I wear a bright yellow cap and a REALLY tight suit, then it won’t hurt as much when I hit the ground…

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  29. Paul Avatar
    Paul

    “They call him flipper, flipper,faster than lightening…….

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  30. SRVW Avatar
    SRVW

    Hey, officer. I may not be able to walk a straight line, but I can sure fly one!

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  31. SRVW Avatar
    SRVW

    Tim Marks sure is serious about saving those Tarpons! Is this his new uniform? Glad to see an officer supporting Tim in his efforts by arresting this land shark for trying to give them his Starbucks!

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  32. Kevin Avatar
    Kevin

    Now sir, could you describe what the surfer looked like just before you hit him with your boat?

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  33. Steve Avatar
    Steve

    There was this one time at soccer goalie camp…..

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  34. Ransom22 Avatar
    Ransom22

    “Well officer, at least Hasselhoff’s wearing a shirt this time.”

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  35. Trevor Kehoe Avatar
    Trevor Kehoe

    Well, it’s like this officer. I was minding my own business, just riding my bike, when all of a sudden the rear tire sprang up behind me and launched me forward like this… oh, wait, where’s my umbrella?

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  36. Chris Brady Avatar
    Chris Brady

    Garrett:
    I agree! Your post was funny! And youre reason why I couldn’t post it was accurate. Keep looking on the lighter side!
    God bless!
    Chris

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  37. Paul Avatar
    Paul

    Tim Mark’s first flying lesson.

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  38. kalli Avatar
    kalli

    Unable to control himself any longer, Kirk says, “How’d that go again?” to Philip who tries whole-heartedly to once again demonstrate what he did to the fish who stole his flippers. “Like I said, Stretch, backwards crane kick”…realizing all too late that once again he would be slamming into the sand. Meanwhile, Park Ranger Paul tries fervently to draw up the character sketch of the flipper pilfering pescada from Pasadena.

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  39. RichardQ Avatar
    RichardQ

    Hmmm, I think that if I jump fast enough behind this other guy, the officer won’t notice me.

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  40. Janet Avatar
    Janet

    This is the strangest picture I have ever seen. I can’t even come up with a caption for it!

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  41. Windy Stanton Avatar
    Windy Stanton

    As Jonah (Chris Mattis) is being spit from the whale, he screams, “POWER PLAYERRRRRRRR!!!!!” … “hey are you two on my Team?”

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  42. Shaun Avatar
    Shaun

    seagulls overhead!!!!

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  43. Carl Buchanan Avatar
    Carl Buchanan

    “Dude where is my Sea Doo?”

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  44. Michael Leahy Avatar
    Michael Leahy

    There are these 3 C’s and the first C is….

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  45. CARLENE LUCKE Avatar

    AND THEN I DID THIS – “BATMAN”

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  46. Jerry Avatar
    Jerry

    Don’t kick over my $6.00 Starbucks coffee!!!

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