Dont’ despair, my fellow readers! I will devise a way to pick winners for all of these. Maybe we can figure out a way for all of us to vote on the funniest ones. Stay tuned. In the mean
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35 responses to “Caption Contest #19”
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Keep rowin’ Bertha. I know those flyin’ carp are around here somewhere!!
I know I should help you row, but I’m savin’ my strength for swingin’ that bat!!LikeLike
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After taking Jim Bob’s smoking sessation/high impact aerobics class, Joleen stopped smoking and overcame her fear of water.
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and my wife thought I was a huge anchor in the boat of life!
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Marge, you have either got to row faster or I’m going the rob money from our “tent fund” to buy some trim tabs for this boat. I can’t see past you to find the good fishing holes or the skiers that we might run into.
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Bubba Jack, in a moment of weakness, took a drag on his cigarette and thought long and hard about getting a better woman.
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Sometimes the vehicle just isn’t right… other times you are just carrying too much extra weight.
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Daddy’s new speedboat!
Warning: Objects in picture are slower than they appear.LikeLike
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Big guy in a little boat
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On the next “Biggest Loser” Jillian Michaels takes a member from the Blue team aside for a large pep talk.
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In Arkansas,we call this cruise control.
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After Rufus visited Match.com, he found a replacement for Cletus in this years tourney.
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George, I sure am glad you could come today for my rowing practice. I keep getting faster. Are you available on Tuesday? I keep getting stronger with your help. Are you going to come and watch Saturday’s race?
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Note to self: For optimum performance of row boat ballast should be evenly distributed.
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Inquiring minds want to know: when this boat sinks, will this guy be flotsam or jetsam?
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come on honey,The salesman said if we get this puppy going fast enough it would plane out and we’d be riding on glass
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Papa wanted to teach Little Alice a lesson on the physics of rowing a boat. As he sat puffing away on his ‘pacifier’, his exhaling caused them to go nowhere. Little Alice was left in Wounderland, not knowing why they were stationary.
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Papa wanted to teach Little Alice a lesson on the physics of rowing a boat. As he sat puffing away on his ‘pacifier’, his exhaling caused them to go nowhere. Little Alice was left in Wounderland, not knowing why they were stationary.
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Strenuous exercise is of great interest to me – I can sit and watch it for hours!
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Yeah, I know I’m dead weight! Keep rowin’.
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Yes little Alice, with this angle we don’t need much of a runway to take off. But you are going to have to row a quite bit faster for this to work.
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and from the woman’s perspective …
Man! They don’t call this thing a “whaler” for nothing!LikeLike
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They told me nothin’ could sink this boat…..I beleive em’
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Poor Gary ponders, with each puff, why he hasnt achieved his lifetime goal of being a motivational speaker.
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Being one of only two survivors left and unable to row for more than 30 seconds due to his severe asthma, Jed is torn between letting Kate row them safely to shore…or just eating her like the others.
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“Trust me this will get you that rowing scholarship at Yale,…do you think your the first person I’ve ever trained”
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I’ll tell you when we get close to shore,just keep rowing”
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You know hunny…I think I’m going to give up smoking.
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Looks like you’re ready, go build your next team.
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It doesn’t matter how big the obstacle is, just keep strokin’!!
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With a feeling of accomplishment Lil’ Jimmy puffed on his cigarette. He had just proved a lifetime of critics wrong! He indeed was not afraid of hardwork… he could sit in the same boat with it and watch it for hours!
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I said Lake Michigan was the shortest way to the major, not the fastest. (I’m guessing her primary love language is acts-of-service)
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this is the way they (USDL) said to do it
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Carol (my wife) row the boat ashore Alleluia.
me before MonaVie RVL (35 lbs disappeared)LikeLike
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Keep strokin’.
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Keep rowing or ill eat you..
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