Dont’ despair, my fellow readers!  I will devise a way to pick winners for all of these.  Maybe we can figure out a way for all of us to vote on the funniest ones.  Stay tuned.  In the meanFunny_picture_fat_guy_row_boattime, here’s another for your viewing pleasure!  God bless and have a great day!  

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35 responses to “Caption Contest #19”

  1. Andy Avatar
    Andy

    Keep rowin’ Bertha. I know those flyin’ carp are around here somewhere!!
    I know I should help you row, but I’m savin’ my strength for swingin’ that bat!!

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  2. David Mendoza Avatar

    After taking Jim Bob’s smoking sessation/high impact aerobics class, Joleen stopped smoking and overcame her fear of water.

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  3. dean clouse Avatar
    dean clouse

    and my wife thought I was a huge anchor in the boat of life!

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  4. gary lyman Avatar
    gary lyman

    Marge, you have either got to row faster or I’m going the rob money from our “tent fund” to buy some trim tabs for this boat. I can’t see past you to find the good fishing holes or the skiers that we might run into.

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  5. Mel Avatar
    Mel

    Bubba Jack, in a moment of weakness, took a drag on his cigarette and thought long and hard about getting a better woman.

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  6. Grant Avatar
    Grant

    Sometimes the vehicle just isn’t right… other times you are just carrying too much extra weight.

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  7. CM Avatar
    CM

    Daddy’s new speedboat!
    Warning: Objects in picture are slower than they appear.

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  8. Josh Hobbs Avatar
    Josh Hobbs

    Big guy in a little boat

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  9. Jesse Mitchell Avatar
    Jesse Mitchell

    On the next “Biggest Loser” Jillian Michaels takes a member from the Blue team aside for a large pep talk.

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  10. Garry Odom Avatar
    Garry Odom

    In Arkansas,we call this cruise control.

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  11. Scott C. Avatar
    Scott C.

    After Rufus visited Match.com, he found a replacement for Cletus in this years tourney.

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  12. Utah Avatar
    Utah

    George, I sure am glad you could come today for my rowing practice. I keep getting faster. Are you available on Tuesday? I keep getting stronger with your help. Are you going to come and watch Saturday’s race?

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  13. DaveC Avatar
    DaveC

    Note to self: For optimum performance of row boat ballast should be evenly distributed.

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  14. DaveC Avatar
    DaveC

    Inquiring minds want to know: when this boat sinks, will this guy be flotsam or jetsam?

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  15. jack Avatar
    jack

    come on honey,The salesman said if we get this puppy going fast enough it would plane out and we’d be riding on glass

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  16. Peggy S. Avatar
    Peggy S.

    Papa wanted to teach Little Alice a lesson on the physics of rowing a boat. As he sat puffing away on his ‘pacifier’, his exhaling caused them to go nowhere. Little Alice was left in Wounderland, not knowing why they were stationary.

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  17. Peggy S. Avatar
    Peggy S.

    Papa wanted to teach Little Alice a lesson on the physics of rowing a boat. As he sat puffing away on his ‘pacifier’, his exhaling caused them to go nowhere. Little Alice was left in Wounderland, not knowing why they were stationary.

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  18. Geary Avatar

    Strenuous exercise is of great interest to me – I can sit and watch it for hours!

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  19. Andy Avatar
    Andy

    Yeah, I know I’m dead weight! Keep rowin’.

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  20. RichardQ Avatar
    RichardQ

    Yes little Alice, with this angle we don’t need much of a runway to take off. But you are going to have to row a quite bit faster for this to work.

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  21. Doug Avatar
    Doug

    and from the woman’s perspective …
    Man! They don’t call this thing a “whaler” for nothing!

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  22. Susie Beck Avatar
    Susie Beck

    They told me nothin’ could sink this boat…..I beleive em’

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  23. Jordan Newton Avatar
    Jordan Newton

    Poor Gary ponders, with each puff, why he hasnt achieved his lifetime goal of being a motivational speaker.

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  24. Drinkxs.biz Avatar

    Being one of only two survivors left and unable to row for more than 30 seconds due to his severe asthma, Jed is torn between letting Kate row them safely to shore…or just eating her like the others.

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  25. paragon Avatar
    paragon

    “Trust me this will get you that rowing scholarship at Yale,…do you think your the first person I’ve ever trained”

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  26. paragon Avatar
    paragon

    I’ll tell you when we get close to shore,just keep rowing”

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  27. Keyser Soze Avatar
    Keyser Soze

    You know hunny…I think I’m going to give up smoking.

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  28. Aaron Avatar
    Aaron

    Looks like you’re ready, go build your next team.

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  29. Alan Avatar
    Alan

    It doesn’t matter how big the obstacle is, just keep strokin’!!

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  30. Mark Merna II Avatar
    Mark Merna II

    With a feeling of accomplishment Lil’ Jimmy puffed on his cigarette. He had just proved a lifetime of critics wrong! He indeed was not afraid of hardwork… he could sit in the same boat with it and watch it for hours!

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  31. Clayton Avatar
    Clayton

    I said Lake Michigan was the shortest way to the major, not the fastest. (I’m guessing her primary love language is acts-of-service)

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  32. TIM SUTHERLAND Avatar
    TIM SUTHERLAND

    this is the way they (USDL) said to do it

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  33. Dave and Carol Nelson Avatar
    Dave and Carol Nelson

    Carol (my wife) row the boat ashore Alleluia.
    me before MonaVie RVL (35 lbs disappeared)

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  34. David Bjork Avatar
    David Bjork

    Keep strokin’.

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  35. Jeff Avatar
    Jeff

    Keep rowing or ill eat you..

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