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47 responses to “Caption Contest #40”
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I really don’t think they needed to tie that line before they left it!
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What happened after Bubba said, “Watch this!”
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If this crash came in 3rd place, I wonder what 1st and 2nd look like!
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If thats Temporary Insanity II, it makes you wonder what happened to the first one.
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Martha: You know, Einstein said “The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results.”
Bubba: Why do you think I named the boat TEMPORARY Insanity?!LikeLike
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1 for the money…
2 for the show…
3 …LikeLike
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OK! OK! Now I get the three seas.
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What a stupid place for a telephone pole.
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Port? starboard? why can’t they just say left or right?
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Once again innocent boats get attacked by the deadly “killer poles” springing up from under them!
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Our divorce was fair, we split everything right down the middle.
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Website (as seen on photo): Swamp Meet Dave.com.
Photo: Pole Meet Boat.com
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Cost of new hull for boat: $1500.00
Cost of Coast Guard getting boat off pole: $5,000.00
Listening to the tall tale your teenager spins as he tries to talk his way out of THIS one: PRICELESS!!LikeLike
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Hello Chris,
I don’t know if you actually welcome submissions for your caption contests.
As I follow the news in my native country, The Netherlands, I came across the image of the Dutch cargo ship Artemis on the beach in France!
Just wanted to add that you are my favourite stand-up comedian, proving that, the older, more mature and wiser we get, the more fun we can have in our lives (and, of course, while we make money and a difference!).
Thanks, Chris!
Ans
Halifax County, Nova Scotia, CanadaLikeLike
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I knew that instead of naming my boat “Temporary Insanity” that I should have named it “Split Personality”
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After many long years the White Star Boat Company tried once again to build an unsinkable boat. Due to the quick responce of the new public relations officer and his abillity to tie a really good knot, they still maintain their design to be a success
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It’s bound to happen when the “Nascar Folk” get into boating. They always have to try to take the Pole.
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Temporary Insanity II: Does this mean that temporary insanity is a recurring condition?
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Temporary Insanity nothing, I would say that the insanity is permanant and ongoing (kind of like passive income, only not nearly so good).
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When I said meet me at the pole I did not mean for you to run into it.
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the advertisement read:
boat for sale… slightly used.LikeLike
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Actual quote from accident report:
“I turned left and turned right, but no matter how hard I tried to avoid it, the pole still hit me.”LikeLike
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“1 means to shallow to the right… 2 means to shallow to the left…. Buy wait what about three…?”
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FOR SALE: 26ft XLT Mariner, Fast, submerseable, Holds 6 at High Tide and 2 at low tide, AM/FM Stereo, only serious inquiries apply. For more details see Skip at Pier 3 and bring your wet suit.
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According to my GPS reading, we should be right about where that sail boat went down.
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Why you shouldn’t let D personalities play Red Light/Green Light.
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oops, I did it again
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Watch out for Obstacle’s
Their everywhere! Their everywhere!LikeLike
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First I lose my bike to those green tires, now this. What a week…
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despite the degree of difficulty, it looks like the judge from POLAND isn’t impressed. He gives it only a 3. Doug in Naples
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Chuck Norris(#3) dropped out of the snorkel race due to minor complications.
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When you come to a fork in the boat take it.
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I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
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The GPS didn’t say anything about a pole, i’m suing best buy!!!!
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“If you think that’s bad you should see the other guy.”
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Two Hi D’s arguing over going to the left or the right of the pole…….
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For sale one boat may need some work but runs great please call 1-800-hit-a-pole
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As long as it stayed green, he was going to go
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How many poles does it take to sink a boat? Answer: 3 “I broke the first 2 poles and I was doing good, so I picked up speed on the 3rd pole and it stopped me in my tracks. I guess I was supposed to go around them ;o( “
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Looks like he made it permenant insanity
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Shucks, Martha’s not going to let me name my next boat Temporary Insanity III is she?
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L.I.F.E. in the fast lane
surely makes you loose your mind
Life in the fast lane, uh huhLikeLike
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Pole dancing technique using a boat. Not recommended.
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I love the Checkpoint Race! On to #4!!
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I plead the fifth at the third
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With the Millennial Falcon in for repairs, Hans tried something new.
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Third time’s a charm…
or
We’re gonna need a bigger boat…LikeLike
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I think I can see the light house from here!!!
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