Boatsigna_2 (Check out the name of the boat!)

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47 responses to “Caption Contest #40”

  1. Chuck Avatar
    Chuck

    I really don’t think they needed to tie that line before they left it!

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  2. MoricioM Avatar
    MoricioM

    What happened after Bubba said, “Watch this!”

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  3. MikeM Avatar
    MikeM

    If this crash came in 3rd place, I wonder what 1st and 2nd look like!

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  4. Anthony C Avatar
    Anthony C

    If thats Temporary Insanity II, it makes you wonder what happened to the first one.

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  5. Bethany Avatar
    Bethany

    Martha: You know, Einstein said “The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results.”
    Bubba: Why do you think I named the boat TEMPORARY Insanity?!

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  6. Lee Crites Avatar

    1 for the money…
    2 for the show…
    3 …

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  7. Doug Hines Avatar
    Doug Hines

    OK! OK! Now I get the three seas.

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  8. Scott C. Avatar
    Scott C.

    What a stupid place for a telephone pole.

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  9. Jim Kloosterman Avatar
    Jim Kloosterman

    Port? starboard? why can’t they just say left or right?

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  10. lisatower Avatar
    lisatower

    Once again innocent boats get attacked by the deadly “killer poles” springing up from under them!

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  11. Jim Kloosterman Avatar
    Jim Kloosterman

    Our divorce was fair, we split everything right down the middle.

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  12. Cathy Avatar
    Cathy

    Website (as seen on photo): Swamp Meet Dave.com.
    Photo: Pole Meet Boat.com
    OR
    Cost of new hull for boat: $1500.00
    Cost of Coast Guard getting boat off pole: $5,000.00
    Listening to the tall tale your teenager spins as he tries to talk his way out of THIS one: PRICELESS!!

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  13. Ans van den Broek Avatar
    Ans van den Broek

    Hello Chris,
    I don’t know if you actually welcome submissions for your caption contests.
    As I follow the news in my native country, The Netherlands, I came across the image of the Dutch cargo ship Artemis on the beach in France!
    Artemis - Shipwreck
    Just wanted to add that you are my favourite stand-up comedian, proving that, the older, more mature and wiser we get, the more fun we can have in our lives (and, of course, while we make money and a difference!).
    Thanks, Chris!
    Ans
    Halifax County, Nova Scotia, Canada

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  14. RichardQ Avatar
    RichardQ

    I knew that instead of naming my boat “Temporary Insanity” that I should have named it “Split Personality”

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  15. Garrett Mees Avatar
    Garrett Mees

    After many long years the White Star Boat Company tried once again to build an unsinkable boat. Due to the quick responce of the new public relations officer and his abillity to tie a really good knot, they still maintain their design to be a success

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  16. David Avatar
    David

    It’s bound to happen when the “Nascar Folk” get into boating. They always have to try to take the Pole.

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  17. DaveC Avatar
    DaveC

    Temporary Insanity II: Does this mean that temporary insanity is a recurring condition?

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  18. DaveC Avatar
    DaveC

    Temporary Insanity nothing, I would say that the insanity is permanant and ongoing (kind of like passive income, only not nearly so good).

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  19. Bryan Avatar
    Bryan

    When I said meet me at the pole I did not mean for you to run into it.

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  20. jenny chertos Avatar
    jenny chertos

    the advertisement read:
    boat for sale… slightly used.

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  21. Keyser Soze Avatar
    Keyser Soze

    Actual quote from accident report:
    “I turned left and turned right, but no matter how hard I tried to avoid it, the pole still hit me.”

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  22. Dan G Avatar
    Dan G

    “1 means to shallow to the right… 2 means to shallow to the left…. Buy wait what about three…?”

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  23. Joe B., St. Louis Avatar
    Joe B., St. Louis

    FOR SALE: 26ft XLT Mariner, Fast, submerseable, Holds 6 at High Tide and 2 at low tide, AM/FM Stereo, only serious inquiries apply. For more details see Skip at Pier 3 and bring your wet suit.

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  24. David Avatar
    David

    According to my GPS reading, we should be right about where that sail boat went down.

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  25. Jeremy Stephenson Avatar
    Jeremy Stephenson

    Why you shouldn’t let D personalities play Red Light/Green Light.

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  26. steve s Avatar
    steve s

    oops, I did it again

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  27. Susie Beck Avatar
    Susie Beck

    Watch out for Obstacle’s
    Their everywhere! Their everywhere!

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  28. Dan Langlois Avatar
    Dan Langlois

    First I lose my bike to those green tires, now this. What a week…

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  29. Daddybigs Avatar
    Daddybigs

    despite the degree of difficulty, it looks like the judge from POLAND isn’t impressed. He gives it only a 3. Doug in Naples

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  30. Denny Avatar
    Denny

    Chuck Norris(#3) dropped out of the snorkel race due to minor complications.

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  31. QDMAMAN Avatar
    QDMAMAN

    When you come to a fork in the boat take it.

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  32. solidarity Avatar
    solidarity

    I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

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  33. The Schnitz Avatar
    The Schnitz

    The GPS didn’t say anything about a pole, i’m suing best buy!!!!

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  34. AG Avatar
    AG

    “If you think that’s bad you should see the other guy.”

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  35. Da Yoper Avatar
    Da Yoper

    Two Hi D’s arguing over going to the left or the right of the pole…….

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  36. robert hubbard Avatar
    robert hubbard

    For sale one boat may need some work but runs great please call 1-800-hit-a-pole

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  37. toddy101 Avatar
    toddy101

    As long as it stayed green, he was going to go

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  38. John Scott Avatar
    John Scott

    How many poles does it take to sink a boat? Answer: 3 “I broke the first 2 poles and I was doing good, so I picked up speed on the 3rd pole and it stopped me in my tracks. I guess I was supposed to go around them ;o( “

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  39. Philip Pierre Avatar

    Looks like he made it permenant insanity

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  40. Marcy Wentworth Avatar

    Shucks, Martha’s not going to let me name my next boat Temporary Insanity III is she?

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  41. Laurie Ward (Team Maximus) Avatar
    Laurie Ward (Team Maximus)

    L.I.F.E. in the fast lane
    surely makes you loose your mind
    Life in the fast lane, uh huh

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  42. Julian Avatar
    Julian

    Pole dancing technique using a boat. Not recommended.

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  43. Mary Hermsen Avatar
    Mary Hermsen

    I love the Checkpoint Race! On to #4!!

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  44. Emily Brooks Avatar
    Emily Brooks

    I plead the fifth at the third

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  45. Lynette Avatar
    Lynette

    With the Millennial Falcon in for repairs, Hans tried something new.

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  46. Charles Gopez Avatar

    Third time’s a charm…
    or
    We’re gonna need a bigger boat…

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  47. Javie Avatar
    Javie

    I think I can see the light house from here!!!

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