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34 responses to “Caption Contest #52”
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Notice at no time do his fingers leave his hands.
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Now, I am not a member of the NRA, but I am pretty sure this violates a few safety rules, not to mention some common sense rules as well.
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This REALLY does NOT need a caption, does it? I thought it was “shoot yourself in the FOOT. In the last 12 months this is still not the most stupid thing I have seen :() “Self inflicted” seems to be a new desease.
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lol, this guy must be a High-S personality … he needs a little explosion/fire under him to get him going.
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Sarge, I have no idea how that got there
Cletus’ sure “fire” way to git rid of hemorrhoidsLikeLike
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Having been told several times “If you dont watch where you point that thing I’m gonna shove it right up your …..” Thats the hard way to learn gun safety.
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You know if that gun goes off it will bring a new meaning to the term “I’ve got the run’s”
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“Bullet the Blue Sky..?”
‘er,make that where the Sun don’t never shine…LikeLike
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Years ago, I used to joke about giving someone a “firecracker suppository” (meaning to give them motivation to get up and start doing). I NEVER thought I’d see a picture like this!! LOL
–Mrs. Dave CLikeLike
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Man! I should have joined the Team, now all I have to sit on is this stupid shotgun.
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Given the choice between this and “the companway” I embraced the more appealing option.
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The new promo for gun safety rules. There are 3 (or 4) of them.
The photo has the following caption below the photo, with a link to the website.
“See, I am not violating rule number 2. You only have to obey one of them at a time, right? Why you don’t ASSUME the gun is loaded.”
Rules:
0. ALWAYS assume the gun is loaded.
1. ALWAYS keep the gun pointed in a safe direction.
2. ALWAYS keep your finger off the trigger until ready to shoot.
3. ALWAYS keep the gun unloaded until ready to use.
http://www.nrahq.org/education/guide.aspLikeLike
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If anyone comes any closer, I’ll blow my brains out!
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If anyone comes any closer, I’ll blow my brains out!
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if…I…can just…..reach….that…itch…..okay, nice and casual….no one’s looking
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New in Medicine, Vasectomy and colonoscopy all in one shot!!!
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I’ve looked and looked at this picture and I am still totally dumbfounded by the stupidity of this guy. I mean, with apologies to Cliff above, I cannot conceive of anything more brainless than what this guy is doing. First off he is wearing a sidearm and a uniform so he is not just some ignorant civilian. Since he is armed he must have at least a minimum of training in firearm safety. The firearm in question seems to be a pretty large (or small in number 16 or even 12, maybe even 10, guage) and if it discharged the victim (if I can give anyone in this situation the credit of that term) would be dead before he hit the ground and it would be a particularly messy end. And yes, after a little thought I can see Utah’s point in that this guy is the prototypical poster child for the NRA and firearm safety courses and trainging.
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I thought I told you too get the lead OUT!!!
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“Ouch! Man, is this thing uncomfortable! Gee, when I signed for traffic director, I didn’t know they wouldn’t give me a folding chair!”
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I think an overdose of mona-vie would be a saver way to clean my pipes.
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IF you’re gonna do this kind of crazy stuff, wouldn’t you AT LEAST turn the muzzle side down?
I mean at least that way you would have a wider seat, not a narrow metal tube up your behind.
We won’t even talk about the bullet path…LikeLike
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ahhhhh that’s the spot!!
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Ready… PULL!
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I just came up with a new theory that I believe makes sense. This guy is a policeman who can’t get by on his paycheck as a cop so he works two other part time jobs and is so tired that he fell asleep on his feet and some practical joker took the shotgun out of his hand and propped it where you see it in the photograph.
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This is a good place for a stick up!
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David C
Remember, this is supposed to be funny? (I realize, this is “don’t try this at all”, but..)
If you look at the faces of the young man in front of the main person in the photo, you can see a big smile. Based on this, I am sure this guy is making a point to the kids in front. I missed the sidearm in the photo.
That said, there have been hunter safety instructors that have shot themselves in class.
The 2nd purpose of this photo is to bug melancoly or C personalities, which it only 1/2 does because I am only 1/2 C.
I still like the response, don’t assume anythingLikeLike
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Chris, I’m not sure if you’re looking for additional pictures for the photo caption contests, but I thought this was a great one!
http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/oops/15-million-yacht-plunges-nose+first-into-the-ocean-289834.php
Thanks,
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I’m tired of holding this thing…..
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Fire UP!
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Utah,
My theory was meant to be funny, and the reason the guy is smiling is because he’s the one who pulled the trick on the Shotgun Sitter. (Of course the smiling prankster is safety minded and made SURE that the gun wasn’t loaded before he carefully positioned it.)
“Fire and Honor”
DaveC
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“Anyone seem my shotgun? Can’t seem to remember where I had it last”
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be careful, You could blow your head out.
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I told her we were out of Toilet Paper 3 days ago…..12 hour shifts itch…
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“Constipation? No problem! Just take two and call me in the morning!”
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