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34 responses to “Caption Contest #52”

  1. David Weimar Avatar
    David Weimar

    Notice at no time do his fingers leave his hands.

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  2. benjamin_rush Avatar
    benjamin_rush

    Now, I am not a member of the NRA, but I am pretty sure this violates a few safety rules, not to mention some common sense rules as well.

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  3. Cliff Avatar
    Cliff

    This REALLY does NOT need a caption, does it? I thought it was “shoot yourself in the FOOT. In the last 12 months this is still not the most stupid thing I have seen :() “Self inflicted” seems to be a new desease.

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  4. Josh Avatar
    Josh

    lol, this guy must be a High-S personality … he needs a little explosion/fire under him to get him going.

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  5. Michael Avatar
    Michael

    Sarge, I have no idea how that got there
    Cletus’ sure “fire” way to git rid of hemorrhoids

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  6. Jim Kloosterman Avatar
    Jim Kloosterman

    Having been told several times “If you dont watch where you point that thing I’m gonna shove it right up your …..” Thats the hard way to learn gun safety.

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  7. Steve-O Avatar

    You know if that gun goes off it will bring a new meaning to the term “I’ve got the run’s”

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  8. g.a.b. Avatar
    g.a.b.

    “Bullet the Blue Sky..?”
    ‘er,make that where the Sun don’t never shine…

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  9. Dave C Avatar
    Dave C

    Years ago, I used to joke about giving someone a “firecracker suppository” (meaning to give them motivation to get up and start doing). I NEVER thought I’d see a picture like this!! LOL
    –Mrs. Dave C

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  10. David Avatar
    David

    Man! I should have joined the Team, now all I have to sit on is this stupid shotgun.

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  11. Doobla Avatar
    Doobla

    Given the choice between this and “the companway” I embraced the more appealing option.

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  12. Utah Avatar
    Utah

    The new promo for gun safety rules. There are 3 (or 4) of them.
    The photo has the following caption below the photo, with a link to the website.
    “See, I am not violating rule number 2. You only have to obey one of them at a time, right? Why you don’t ASSUME the gun is loaded.”
    Rules:
    0. ALWAYS assume the gun is loaded.
    1. ALWAYS keep the gun pointed in a safe direction.
    2. ALWAYS keep your finger off the trigger until ready to shoot.
    3. ALWAYS keep the gun unloaded until ready to use.
    http://www.nrahq.org/education/guide.asp

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  13. Gene Avatar
    Gene

    If anyone comes any closer, I’ll blow my brains out!

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  14. Gene Avatar
    Gene

    If anyone comes any closer, I’ll blow my brains out!

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  15. lisatower Avatar
    lisatower

    if…I…can just…..reach….that…itch…..okay, nice and casual….no one’s looking

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  16. Misty Buehlmaier Avatar
    Misty Buehlmaier

    New in Medicine, Vasectomy and colonoscopy all in one shot!!!

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  17. DaveC Avatar
    DaveC

    I’ve looked and looked at this picture and I am still totally dumbfounded by the stupidity of this guy. I mean, with apologies to Cliff above, I cannot conceive of anything more brainless than what this guy is doing. First off he is wearing a sidearm and a uniform so he is not just some ignorant civilian. Since he is armed he must have at least a minimum of training in firearm safety. The firearm in question seems to be a pretty large (or small in number 16 or even 12, maybe even 10, guage) and if it discharged the victim (if I can give anyone in this situation the credit of that term) would be dead before he hit the ground and it would be a particularly messy end. And yes, after a little thought I can see Utah’s point in that this guy is the prototypical poster child for the NRA and firearm safety courses and trainging.

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  18. Phyllis Simmons Avatar
    Phyllis Simmons

    I thought I told you too get the lead OUT!!!

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  19. Casey Avatar
    Casey

    “Ouch! Man, is this thing uncomfortable! Gee, when I signed for traffic director, I didn’t know they wouldn’t give me a folding chair!”

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  20. toejam Avatar
    toejam

    I think an overdose of mona-vie would be a saver way to clean my pipes.

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  21. Steve Avatar
    Steve

    IF you’re gonna do this kind of crazy stuff, wouldn’t you AT LEAST turn the muzzle side down?
    I mean at least that way you would have a wider seat, not a narrow metal tube up your behind.
    We won’t even talk about the bullet path…

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  22. Bethany Avatar
    Bethany

    ahhhhh that’s the spot!!

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  23. jim Avatar
    jim

    Ready… PULL!

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  24. DaveC Avatar
    DaveC

    I just came up with a new theory that I believe makes sense. This guy is a policeman who can’t get by on his paycheck as a cop so he works two other part time jobs and is so tired that he fell asleep on his feet and some practical joker took the shotgun out of his hand and propped it where you see it in the photograph.

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  25. Jason Avatar
    Jason

    This is a good place for a stick up!

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  26. Utah Avatar
    Utah

    David C
    Remember, this is supposed to be funny? (I realize, this is “don’t try this at all”, but..)
    If you look at the faces of the young man in front of the main person in the photo, you can see a big smile. Based on this, I am sure this guy is making a point to the kids in front. I missed the sidearm in the photo.
    That said, there have been hunter safety instructors that have shot themselves in class.
    The 2nd purpose of this photo is to bug melancoly or C personalities, which it only 1/2 does because I am only 1/2 C.
    I still like the response, don’t assume anything

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  27. Ryan McNair Avatar
    Ryan McNair

    Chris, I’m not sure if you’re looking for additional pictures for the photo caption contests, but I thought this was a great one!
    http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/oops/15-million-yacht-plunges-nose+first-into-the-ocean-289834.php
    Thanks,
    Ryan

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  28. Paul Avatar
    Paul

    I’m tired of holding this thing…..

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  29. Andy Avatar
    Andy

    Fire UP!

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  30. DaveC Avatar
    DaveC

    Utah,
    My theory was meant to be funny, and the reason the guy is smiling is because he’s the one who pulled the trick on the Shotgun Sitter. (Of course the smiling prankster is safety minded and made SURE that the gun wasn’t loaded before he carefully positioned it.)
    “Fire and Honor”
    DaveC
    (All Star Team)

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  31. Leo Avatar
    Leo

    “Anyone seem my shotgun? Can’t seem to remember where I had it last”

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  32. Larry Kerkstra Avatar

    be careful, You could blow your head out.

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  33. Joe Stromer Avatar
    Joe Stromer

    I told her we were out of Toilet Paper 3 days ago…..12 hour shifts itch…

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  34. John Burns Avatar
    John Burns

    “Constipation? No problem! Just take two and call me in the morning!”

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